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[RoTheHo69]

when the dan man comes for you, only god can help you...

..Because you're about to get raped!

 

[Chive Turkey]

You've got me mixed up with Anatolians

No, that's your DNA.

Dan is a bottom feeder's bottom feeder.

It really is hilarious that Dan is a bonafide six figure, five sink closer and the thing he seems to want most in life is to roll around in the mud with absolute losers like Patrick and Geno. What lack of a hobby does to a nigga.

 

[Turk February]

Dan is a bottom feeder's bottom feeder.

He really isn't. I'm not trying to be contrarian. He just follows a lot of unconventional shit like the Wyyz Forums do.

 

[Turk February]

I don't even particularly like him, he deleted my stream and talked shit behind my back. But I get what he's doing with NPS.

 

[StlakerFatti]

I don't even particularly like him, he deleted my stream and talked shit behind my back. But I get what he's doing with NPS.

He talked shit, but was it objectively false?

 

[Turk February]

He talked shit, but was it objectively false?

I think like a few people on here he doesn't get my sense of humor and thinks I'm lying when I'm doing obvious irony.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It really is hilarious that Dan is a bonafide six figure, five sink closer and the thing he seems to want most in life is to roll around in the mud with absolute losers like Patrick and Geno. What lack of a hobby does to a nigga

Do you think Flavia wishes he would take up fly fishing or golf instead?

hyena laugh

 

[StlakerFatti]

It really is hilarious that Dan is a bonafide six figure, five sink closer and the thing he seems to want most in life is to roll around in the mud with absolute losers like Patrick and Geno. What lack of a hobby does to a nigga.

His 47th chromosome makes him so unpredictable, even Patrick S Tomlinson fears The Dan Man.

 

[StlakerFatti]

I think like a few people on here he doesn't get my sense of humor and thinks I'm lying when I'm doing obvious irony.

Irony implies the existence of zincy, the existence of aluminiumy and the existence of steely, otherwise i don't really remember you appearance at all. I hope you downloaded it for yourself.

 

[Turk February]

Irony implies the existence of zincy, the existence of aluminiumy and the existence of steely, otherwise i don't really remember you appearance at all. I hope you downloaded it for yourself.

Line of the day

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Who in the fuck is Deb?

 

[Turk February]

Who in the fuck is Deb?

I don't know. But I fucked her first.

 

[BUBBLER]

I looked closely. I think it's a stage diaper used by performers. Not even a real one.

The ugly truth: he wears pull ups. Real diaps are too complicated to strap up

 

[StlakerFatti]

The ugly truth: he wears pull ups. Real diaps are too complicated to strap up

but he uses a lot of them throughout the day. it's simply more practical

 

[Stent]

I wish Diamond Dan would give a lil taste of the new Dan Cave studio.