Did you ever ask a girl to rim you?

[midwit]

This is the hardest I've laughed at something on the internet in a long time. Thank you to the fella who bumped this.

"Give my asshole head." Are you out of your fucking mind?

I have tears streaming down my face.

 

[SpeckofCoppah_mybb]

I found that women, at least the few I've been with, rarely tend to reciprocate your showings of affection.
Even more aggravating, they won't take any initiative. I don't know if it's in their nature or maybe they'll only do that kind of depravity with a certain type of person.
So don't worry man, the chance of her to slurp your grundle area was very slim.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

"Rimming" is degenerare homosexual behavior. Fags wanted to normalize their weird fucked up sex acts so that regular non-fags would say "they're just like us!" and vote to legalize gay marriage. Congratulations, you fell for the marketing, and you kiss a mouth that's had your shit in it.

 

[Voscabulary]

I have no discernible idea how I missed this thread, but this was funnier to me than chop chee. what the fuck, barry