Did you ever ask a girl to rim you?

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

the other night I was drunk and fooling around with this tall fat linebacker looking girl I met off tinder, we've hooked up 4 times counting this last weekend because I have no shame and I am deeply addicted to alcohol. So far shes tolerated my greasy apartment and general drunkedness but I'm afraid I might've fucked things up with her this time.

She was sucking my dick in bed and really going to town doing a good job, licking my balls a little and I was moaning and accidentally told her to "give my asshole head". She froze, took her mouth off my junk and looked up at me with this confused look and asked what I just said. I tried to explain that I wanted her to go down on my ass, like give head but to my butt cuz what she was doing felt good. I don't know but it instantly killed the mood and she was not into it at all and she said it was one of the weirdest things a guys ever done and left a short time later. I'm not really embarassed because this chick was a slam pig that I would only invite over after I was sloppy drunk, but I'm worried that one day I might slip up and do this with a skinnier girl that I actually like and it will ruin our relationship. I just always wanted a chick to give my asshole head and she seemed like the perfect candidate but even she acted like she was above it... Have any of you fellas ever asked a girl to preform this and if so what was her answer? Did I go about this the wrong way? I'll hang up and listen to your answer

No I haven't, getting rimmed as a man is fag adjacent. Lay off the porm for a few months and your sex life will go back to normal. You'll realize wanting to fuck your mother or sister isn't your show, neither is having a black man fuck your wife.
Inshallah

 

[guest]

There's no good way to ask, just force her head in that general direction. Either she'll do it or she won't.

"Give my asshole head" is hilarious though. What a humourless wretch. She could've laughed at least.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Never asked, but had one spring it on me once. Not baaaaad!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

That (points to your ugly disgusting man ass) is for shitting

 

[Zombie247]

No. But my GF would do it if asked. "She's a naughty girl, I like her".

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

"Eat my ass you fucking slut" is the proper way to submit that request

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's been done, but I never asked for it and I don't like it. The fact that this fat broad wouldn't eat your ass kind of pisses me off though. Like, bitch, you're lucky someone's asking. "Give my asshole head" is something Chef Adam Libby would say though.

 

[Sue Lightning]

You told a woman to “give your asshole head”?

 

[Nick Gerlips]

You told a woman to “give your asshole head”?

Yeah no wonder she did a double take. It made me laugh out loud.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I don't mind eating ass but actually don't care to have my ass eaten

Does this make me a fag, or an anti fag for not liking my ass licked?

 

[1073waaf]

You told a woman to “give your asshole head”?

He says odd shit to people, dude.

 

[Chapel]

"Eat my ass you fucking slut" is the proper way to submit that request

“Now swirl your tongue around “

 

[Dusty Dan]

I did it to a girl once and while she was blowing me she asked if I wanted one in return. I felt exactly like Patrice said: you have to say no, but if she'd just done it I wouldn't have stopped her.

 

[bantadant]

Just do it to them first. Both chicks I did it to asked if they could do it to me to reciprocate

 

[HH Brother]

I would need to shave my arsehole no way.

Wear your dingleberries with pride, funster.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Wear your dingleberries with pride, funster.

Give my dingleberries head, asslickster.

 

[guest]

Marginally gay and normalized only recently. You wouldnt even have the vocabulary to bring this up a decade or two ago, sheep. Also the way you worded it is definitely gay and unmanly. Hah, they author your kinks for you...

Anyway, you like your rectum stimulated...So might aswell put a big fat throbbing cock in it, it's the natural progression/next-level pleasure.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You wouldnt even have the vocabulary to bring this up a decade or two ago, sheep.

"Lick my ass"

All 3 words added to Merriam-Webster in the late 2010s.

You have the worst takes and that's why you had to buy 1000 subscribers to your shit take YouTube channel.

Now let's get those top 25 power rankings baby boy!

 

[guest]

"Lick my ass"

All 3 words added to Merriam-Webster in the late 2010s.

You have the worst takes and that's why you had to buy 1000 subscribers to your shit take YouTube channel.

Now let's get those top 25 power rankings baby boy!

...You and bubbler made me lose interest in this place more than anyone...soul draining losers. Dont respect you enough for anything you say to ever matter...never have. Stay miserable.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

...You and bubbler made me lose interest in this place more than anyone...soul draining losers. Dont respect you enough for anything you say to ever matter...never have.

Your own words have determined this to be a lie.

You're afraid of your YouTube channel being attacked. You're weak and vulnerable, like most Middle Eastern people and countries.