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Did you ever ask a girl to rim you?

Barry

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the other night I was drunk and fooling around with this tall fat linebacker looking girl I met off tinder, we've hooked up 4 times counting this last weekend because I have no shame and I am deeply addicted to alcohol. So far shes tolerated my greasy apartment and general drunkedness but I'm afraid I might've fucked things up with her this time.

She was sucking my dick in bed and really going to town doing a good job, licking my balls a little and I was moaning and accidentally told her to "give my asshole head". She froze, took her mouth off my junk and looked up at me with this confused look and asked what I just said. I tried to explain that I wanted her to go down on my ass, like give head but to my butt cuz what she was doing felt good. I don't know but it instantly killed the mood and she was not into it at all and she said it was one of the weirdest things a guys ever done and left a short time later. I'm not really embarassed because this chick was a slam pig that I would only invite over after I was sloppy drunk, but I'm worried that one day I might slip up and do this with a skinnier girl that I actually like and it will ruin our relationship. I just always wanted a chick to give my asshole head and she seemed like the perfect candidate but even she acted like she was above it... Have any of you fellas ever asked a girl to preform this and if so what was her answer? Did I go about this the wrong way? I'll hang up and listen to your answer
 
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the other night I was drunk and fooling around with this tall fat linebacker looking girl I met off tinder, we've hooked up 4 times counting this last weekend because I have no shame and I am deeply addicted to alcohol. So far shes tolerated my greasy apartment and general drunkedness but I'm afraid I might've fucked things up with her this time.

She was sucking my dick in bed and really going to town doing a good job, licking my balls a little and I was moaning and accidentally told her to "give my asshole head". She froze, took her mouth off my junk and looked up at me with this confused look and asked what I just said. I tried to explain that I wanted her to go down on my ass, like give head but to my butt cuz what she was doing felt good. I don't know but it instantly killed the mood and she was not into it at all and she said it was one of the weirdest things a guys ever done and left a short time later. I'm not really embarassed because this chick was a slam pig that I would only invite over after I was sloppy drunk, but I'm worried that one day I might slip up and do this with a skinnier girl that I actually like and it will ruin our relationship. I just always wanted a chick to give my asshole head and she seemed like the perfect candidate but even she acted like she was above it... Have any of you fellas ever asked a girl to preform this and if so what was her answer? Did I go about this the wrong way? I'll hang up and listen to your answer
Yes and yes. You asked like a tard. Next time tell her to tongue punch your fartbox like a man
 

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