Did we lose members recently?

[PatsDeadLizard]

When we switched from new.onaforums to this iteration a ton of people got locked out. I maybe way off but id say 1/3 of people never got back in. Maybe just an issue for thumbprint/autologin mobile users?

 

[guest]

You only think you don't have a penis because you keep hiding it in every one of my available holes.

I'm not going to stand for these accusations!


I'm going to sit, and tug my pud.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I'm not going to stand for these accusations!


I'm going to sit, and tug my pud.

That's hot, that's a hot way to live.

 

[guest]

 

[guest]

That's hot, that's a hot way to live.

You know what would be such a funny prank, how about if we just started kissing right now? Haha. Not gay, as a prank. Like a full-on passionate kiss. Where we're in love and kissing. All of these guys would fucking freak out, bro. We'd get them so good (by kissing).

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

You know what would be such a funny prank, how about if we just started kissing right now? Haha. Not gay, as a prank. Like a full-on passionate kiss. Where we're in love and kissing. All of these guys would fucking freak out, bro. We'd get them so good (by kissing).

Haha, that would be a great joke, we probably should also just move in together, to really make the joke believable, i don't think just kissing would be convincing enough to fool these guys though, there probably should at least be some sort of penetration, just to make them really believe it you now.

 

[guest]

You know what would be such a funny prank, how about if we just started kissing right now? Haha. Not gay, as a prank. Like a full-on passionate kiss. Where we're in love and kissing. All of these guys would fucking freak out, bro. We'd get them so good (by kissing).

Haha, that would be a great joke, we probably should also just move in together, to really make the joke believable, i don't think just kissing would be convincing enough to fool these guys though, there probably should at least be some sort of penetration, just to make them really believe it you now.

Hahaha. that would be such a great prank. Let’s make it a love triangle. A ménage á trois would really freak people out.

 

[guest]

Haha, that would be a great joke, we probably should also just move in together, to really make the joke believable, i don't think just kissing would be convincing enough to fool these guys though, there probably should at least be some sort of penetration, just to make them really believe it you now.

LOL! They'd be so owned. We could get gay married and invite them all to the wedding, too. I would be laughing so hard, like haha they don't know it's just a goof!

 

[guest]

Hahaha. that would be such a great prank. Let’s make it a love triangle. A ménage á trois would really freak people out.

When we die and the three of us are buried side by side as husbands, all of these fuckin' fags would be like "wtf they got us so good"

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

LOL! They'd be so owned. We could get gay married and invite them all to the wedding, too. I would be laughing so hard, like haha they don't know it's just a goof!

I know, what fools they are!

We have to keep up the act 24 hours a day and 7 days a week though, even if these guys aren't around, we really must emerge ourselves in fake being in love to make it believable.

 

[guest]

I do want to make it clear though, i’m not gay. I’m just deeply closted.

Does me making out with guys and penetrating them make me gay? In this day and age? Don’t be so bigoted guys!

 

[guest]

I know, what fools they are!

We have to keep up the act 24 hours a day and 7 days a week though, even if these guys aren't around, we really must emerge ourselves in fake being in love to make it believable.

Hahaha. Totally. I just told my family I'm gay and I'm moving overseas to be in a romantic relationship with a man from the internet, they're so stupid.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Hahaha. Totally. I just told my family I'm gay and I'm moving overseas to be in a romantic relationship with a man from the internet, they're so stupid.

Haha, fools, they don't even realize they are being played by us.

I just told my dad i'm gay and he disowned me, haha, he said i'm a fucking queer who will burn in hell, i really got him good.

I also told him you're Cuban and are moving in with me and he told me i'm a cocksucking race traitor, haha.

 

[guest]

Haha, fools, they don't even realize they are being played by us.

I just told my dad i'm gay and he disowned me, haha, he said i'm a fucking queer who will burn in hell, i really got him good.

I also told him you're Cuban and are moving in with me and he told me i'm a cocksucking race traitor, haha.

Epic prank. Haha. You know what, I should put on lady clothes, makeup and a wig and introduce myself to him. Just to totally freak him out. Be all like "hey I'm gay with your son lol"

 

[guest]

Would you guys care if i start masturbating in the corner?

 

[guest]

Would you guys care if i start masturbating in the corner?

What? That's fucking gay. We're just doing a prank.

 

[guest]

What? That's fucking gay. We're just doing a prank.

I’m kinda embarrassed but also kinda turned on at the same time. I may need to do some soul searching.

Hahaha, got you, it’s just a prank bro! Imagine being turned on by other guys, hahaha!

 

[johnnynoname]

Maybe i need to get my drinking game back on.

you should involve Bleach in this version

 

[guest]

you should involve Bleach in this version

Don’t do this.

 

[guest]

you should involve Bleach in this version

Actually that's dangerous, dude.