Did Patrick pay torswats to swat himself?

[guest]

Whoever votes no, I'd like to hear your explanation. Do you really think some deranged person would spend thousands of dollars and risk their life to frame Patrick? Why would someone with enough money to do that risk throwing their life away? Why not drop the "Patrick is paying us to swat himself" after the 5th or 6th swat? What is the payoff? The police can't do anything without a paper trail leading back to Patrick, and it feeds his victim mentality (always at extremely convenient times)

 

[HotDogJoe]

 

[Rudderman]

Voted yes. Time for Patso to wait corpulently. Corpulently is key.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I dont think we'll ever have enough evidence to prove it.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I'm tired of acting like he didn't do it, this is the proof we have been waiting for he's done this shit MULTIPLE TIMES.

Canyon Boykin, "The gay Virgin Fatrick" on his blinds, the sneaker fiasco.

edit: Each time he gets excused and enabled by the people around him, "Oh it's awful people who are obsessed with making fun of him", but now finally there is barely any doubt and people want to give him as much as possible, he has been swatting himself and until I'm proven wrong I'm sticking to it.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

oh and he paid five large for a fucking blue check mark, this is a drop in the bucket compared to that

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The answer is yes. He paid that guy to swat him, then fatly stopped paying him for whatever reason. The reasons that were given by the swatter exactly fit pats MO - he wanted to sue and get famous.

Pats in a very tough spot right now - he still has the debtors exam on Wednesday, which is completely unrelated to this.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Each time he gets excused and enabled by the people around him, "Oh it's awful people who are obsessed with making fun of him", but now finally there is barely any doubt and people want to give him as much as possible, he has been swatting himself and until I'm proven wrong I'm sticking to it.

The only possible explanation I can think of that doesn't point to pig being guilty of this is that either someone here or a kiwifag paid the swatter guy to say all this shit in order to fuck with us. This is a person who's prepared to put peoples' lives at risk for money so I'm sure he'd happily do this too.

However that still lives tons of unanswered questions such as who was the one paying for all the swattings in the first place, why did pig suddenly pivot to "now I know what service they've been using and they've been impersonating me while doing it!" which is exactly how you'd predict he'd respond. There's also the incredibly convenient bricked phone that he couldn't recover any data from and the fact that he was never swatted on his Mexican excursion. Also the bomb threat that he knew about before anyone else that never actually happened and he deleted the tweet almost immediately.

He's definitely guilty is my point. Fat too.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Yeeeeesssss, chiiiild.

 

[guest]

The only possible explanation I can think of that doesn't point to pig being guilty of this is that either someone here or a kiwifag paid the swatter guy to say all this shit in order to fuck with us. This is a person who's prepared to put peoples' lives at risk for money so I'm sure he'd happily do this too.

However that still lives tons of unanswered questions such as who was the one paying for all the swattings in the first place, why did pig suddenly pivot to "now I know what service they've been using and they've been impersonating me while doing it!" which is exactly how you'd predict he'd respond. There's also the incredibly convenient bricked phone that he couldn't recover any data from and the fact that he was never swatted on his Mexican excursion. Also the bomb threat that he knew about before anyone else that never actually happened and he deleted the tweet almost immediately.

He's definitely guilty is my point. Fat too.

We are not worth it...too much work for little reward.

it's him bro.

 

[HotDogJoe]

we are not worth it...too much work for little reward

its him bro.

Yeah you're right. Nothing else makes sense at this point. The fact that the swattings have dried up and he's responding to it all in exactly the way you'd predict, pretty much 100% confirms it.

This next chapter in the Rick saga is gonna be fucking wild. I'm gonna enjoy what happens neeeeecccccxxxxxxxxxxsssssssstt.

 

[BudDickman]

I think it's just difficult to comprehend how stupid he is. That's really the only thing that creates any doubt. "No one can be this stupid, right?"

He vandalized his bike and sent the proof of himself doing it to a journalist. He's this stupid.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I am not voting cause I am bad at these, it's just too perfect of a ending. I feel like it's 2022 again where spaceedge and fellow forum members pulling a long prank

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

No, I don't think Pat is doing that.

I KNOW he is.

 

[guest]

I dont think we'll ever have enough evidence to prove it.

There isn't a jury on this earth who would not look at money going from Patrick's bank account into a known swatter's crypto wallet, at exactly the times of the swattings, with said swatter naming Patrick by name as one of their serial customers, who would not convict.

 

[CruisinColin]

said swatter naming Patrick by name as one of their serial customers, who would not convict.

You can tell just by looking at Pat that he's a cereal customer.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

There isn't a jury on this earth who would not look at money going from Patrick's bank account into a known swatter's crypto wallet, at exactly the times of the swattings, with said swatter naming Patrick by name as one of their serial customers, who would not convict.

Can you imagine how long his trial would be as they go over tweet after tweet of Fat being an antagonistic faggot to countless innocent people and even the MPD itself?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I don't want to be another Speculating Steven, but the smoking guns for me are:

1. Why would he be SWATTed 3 to 4 times a day? That's so bizarre. Instead of paying Torswats $50 a day you pay $200 just for the diminishing return of Nikki getting a call from the police? Torswats doing it because Pat owed him money makes perfect sense. Pat probably got nervous setting up Bitcoin on a second phone so couldn't pay.

2. Torswats knowing that Pat responds to text messages within 30 seconds regardless of the time of day. That either means he definitely has contacted Pat or just coincidentally he goes deep with the Patposting.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

There isn't a jury on this earth who would not look at money going from Patrick's bank account into a known swatter's crypto wallet, at exactly the times of the swattings, with said swatter naming Patrick by name as one of their serial customers, who would not convict.

>implying the mpd will follow up on this

 

[guest]

The only possible explanation I can think of that doesn't point to pig being guilty of this is that either someone here or a kiwifag paid the swatter guy to say all this shit in order to fuck with us. This is a person who's prepared to put peoples' lives at risk for money so I'm sure he'd happily do this too.

....seems pretty farfetched, occams razor, etc.
1) we would have to assume that a kiwifarmfag or pest paid the swaTTer to frame pat after the vice article came out? and give him pat's motivation to sue mpd, all the details, etc? spend likely hundreds of $$ just to troll the forums?
2)how would the swaTTer have made that 11 minute call with pat's address to the aunt jemima honey chilleee dispatcher? just for a paid bit?
3) how would the swaTTer describe pat to a tee with the coonskin convo? a third party getting paid to say it was pat coudn't have been that detailed with a brotherman
4) pat would be ecstatic about finding the swaTTing service instead of radio silence on the birb site

babü is going to prison folks. he tried to kill music icon patti labelle. it's really happening. and he will enjoy it.