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Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

HipTuckerCumia

hard drive full of CP media
Reminder that Cumia has a history of being a fucking retard. Example A:
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Cumia thinks he’s still in 2010 and goes to greet Jon Stewart not realizing he’s said terrible shit about him. Gets rebuffed.

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Cumia acts miffed that someone he talked shit about hates him. Hides behind his “comedy” act even though all his criticisms are acid tongued and serious. Tries to chide Jon for being “sensitive”.

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Proceeds to insult Stewart and his entire crew with no humor for no fucking reason even after explicitly saying he doesn’t understand why Stewart doesn’t like him, and that his criticisms were light hearted ribbing. Chalks the fact that everyone thinks he’s virulent to a difference of political opinions and SJWS.

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Nobody takes his fucking side in the situation because everyone understands its bitch made to blab on your platform about a squabble you had with someone way bigger and more respected than you, effectively shooting himself in the foot further in the comedy scene. Still continues to believe this is about SJWS and not his terrible ability at handling anything.
Exhibit B:
Newsweek
SiriusXM Denies Entry to Former Radio Host Anthony Cumia
4/17/15 at 4:11 PM EDT

On Friday morning, Anthony Cumia, former host of The Opie and Anthony show, attempted to enter the SiriusXM building for a guest appearance. Cumia, who was fired from the entertainment company last year because of controversial tweets, was denied entry by security staff.
TACS Episode 462 - With Owen Benjamin
November 9, 2016

Ant still being banned from the SiriusXM building
Radio Gunk Forum
Mar 1, 2018

He was booked for Jim and Sam show wasn't allowed in.
Exhibit C:
Getting repeatedly banned from Twitter for various reasons, including ban evasion, even after writing a book about getting banned from Twitter.

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NOT WELCOME.
 

Sue Lightning

hey, miss you!
Ant truly lives with the warped perspective that black people just run around committing crimes and trashing places and every white person just cowers as an on looker afraid of being racist. Not Ant though. He’s the tough white guy who’s not afraid to tell it like it is and throw the niggers out for being uppity again. as if this is a conceivable realistic scenario.

If this is happening, why are there constant videos of niggers trashing establishments only to promptly be kicked out? Why are there so many niggers in prison. Oh right because they get caught. Isn’t it an old bit that the only reason there was so many white serial killers is because a black one would get arrested for just thinking about murdering someone?

You know where i see a lot of niggers NOT being kicked out? Places in the hood. If blacks are getting uppity in a white majority venue, i don’t give a shit how liberal the place is, that nigger is getting cooked.
 
I continue to be totally astounded that people willingly pay to watch that decrepit old fruit drunkenly titter, swish, ponce, sashay, flit, mince, prance, giggle and chortle like the ghoulish pedophile retard he is. While there's definitely entertainment value to be had by watching him humiliate himself like that, it's certainly not worth paying for. He doesn't tell jokes, he doesn't do bits, he never interviews anyone of note, he's surrounded by talentless parasites, so what, exactly, are these idiots paying for?
 

DMAN

DMANCHU
I continue to be totally astounded that people willingly pay to watch that decrepit old fruit drunkenly titter, swish, ponce, sashay, flit, mince, prance, giggle and chortle like the ghoulish pedophile retard he is. While there's definitely entertainment value to be had by watching him humiliate himself like that, it's certainly not worth paying for. He doesn't tell jokes, he doesn't do bits, he never interviews anyone of note, he's surrounded by talentless parasites, so what, exactly, are these idiots paying for?

The saddest part about Anthony's lack of entertainment ability now is he can say/do whatever he wants, and he chooses not to participate in humor anymore.

Anthony raised a generation of right-leaning incels who love complaining "You can't joke about that anymore!" or "You could never do that these days!" When in reality, Anthony can do ANYTHING he wants on his show, and nobody can stop him. Yet, he never goes there. He never comes up with 1 example of the scary amazing talent that the wokies are trying to hide from the normies. He never cracks a single joke that they're trying to "take from you."

He can create the illusion that he's this no-nonsense funnyman who sets the world on fire telling it like it is with clever gags, banter, and wisecracks. In reality, he's just BITCHING and parroting what right-wing people on twitter say. It's this perpetual game of "The libs did THAT, so we're gonna do THIS! It's gonna drive them crazy, and make them INFURIATED!!!"

Imagine if instead of doing their show, O&A spent all those years just plainly talking about how "they can't make that joke on FM radio" or "can't do that voice" or "refer to that sex organ" anymore because of special interest or religious groups, and then acted like it made them shocking and outrageous... Just to reference the fact that they ARE BEING GOOD BOYS WHO FOLLOW THE RULES and CAN'T do humor.

No corporate sponsors. No endorsement deals. No bridges left to burn. Everybody already thinks/knows he's racist. And yet -- He's got his hands tied, folks -- by that pesky liberal media, those fun-killers! Don't you understand? The liberals would put his feet to the fire, and ruin his reputation by mischaracterizing him as a racist if he brought Francine to the Compound set to do "Slave Girl 2.0" (like I suggested long before he actually used Francine for the fake date at the Cellar -- Hi Anthony! Glad you're browsing the fan sites again and using our ideas, but please do them as we instruct you to, or you will fumble and drain all the humor out of the concept.)
 


Yeah, and apparently this choad was Patrice’s best friend or sumthin’

I read Nina as Nana, and I agree...Patrice O'Neal (if he was still alive) would not be friends with 2023 Nana...Patrice was pro black af, more than Godfrey...after the 2015 scaffolding incident and seeing Nana double down on the F/N stuff, it would just make Patrice even more race conscious...He would be pro BLM, pro-George Floyd, pro everything Nana was disparaging...and it would affect their friendship.

Unless Patrice borderline cooned up and tolerated Nana's nonsense...which no amount of funny or OnA spots to plug Elephant in the room could make up for, because once you let someone as undistinguised as nana define the merits of your race and you accept it, Im sorry, but you have to be a coon to some degree...and Patrice O'Neal was not a coon.

You cannot be a black man and be friends with Nana...sorry
 

Sue Lightning

hey, miss you!
Didn't Anthony refuse being one of the pallbearers at Patrice's funeral?
Relistening to the Patrice memorial episode disgusts me because Ant is incapable of showing an ounce of emotion. He doesn’t have to cry on the air but he can’t even let himself get absorbed in the moment to maybe tell a story of Patrice that made him really happy or some shit. His entire take is like “Ahhhh well you’re here and you’re dead and theres nothing after this oh well.” Nice remembering your dead friend, stupid.
 
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