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Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

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Hahaha Holeee shit!!!!!!!! Remember the days of Ant getting blackout drunk to the point of creepily flirting with his cousin and beating Bobo with paper towels? That was 2012. Imagine what a blackout drunk Cumia looks like in 2023.
And totally lied about it on air when they re told the story for 2 hours, to the point of having them stop playing videos when they got to parts he thought might look bad.
 

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Anthony should of just done a podcast on You Tube or some other platform without all the overhead and shows no one cares about. If he just wants to party all the time and do a podcast whenever he feels like it then who am I to say no?
1. Cumia is retarded and thinks he is a business genius mogul and political provocateur who could cultivate a network instead of just doing a solo show.
2. Cumia needed a job and thought a paywall would be the best option because he is retarded.
3. Cumia despite having claimed to accept being in the limelight of his careers doesn’t want to just have a fun show, he needs to do retarded shit like start his own huge network and make his show the most successful thing ever.
4. He is retarded.
 

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1. Cumia is retarded and thinks he is a business genius mogul and political provocateur who could cultivate a network instead of just doing a solo show.
2. Cumia needed a job and thought a paywall would be the best option because he is retarded.
3. Cumia despite having claimed to accept being in the limelight of his careers doesn’t want to just have a fun show, he needs to do retarded shit like start his own huge network and make his show the most successful thing ever.
4. He is retarded.

5. He needs to surround himself with people he's paying to create the illusion that he has friends and co-workers
6. He thinks it makes him seem more in the business than Opie (who considered paying his own money for Bob Kelly's Riotcast network rather than inherit 50% of Compound for free.)
 

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Basically all you need to know about Anthony. He's always been a fucking dunce. He let that "Professor Anthony" thing get to his head after reciting what he half-heard on the History Channel in a drunken stupor.

Professor Anthony was almost always used in a condescending way, especially after he got something wrong. But of course the idiot took the name to mean that he was well-versed in many a subject. "I have a natural curiosity.."
 
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Professor Anthony was almost always used in a condescending way, especially after he got something wrong. But of course the idiot took the name to mean that he was well-versed in many a subject. "I have a natural curiosity.."
Exactly. I clearly remember he and others talking about how smart he was, which is nonsense. He just repeated tidbits that he picked up. It's not like he was sitting down and reading things.
 

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Professor Anthony was almost always used in a condescending way, especially after he got something wrong. But of course the idiot took the name to mean that he was well-versed in many a subject. "I have a natural curiosity.."
Literally the only reason this shit got brought up was because Anthony was enough of a nigger to actually work a real job unlike Jimmy or Opie to where he had inane knowledge about retarded shit like how to fix a compressor pump on an air conditioner.
 
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Literally the only reason this shit got brought up was because Anthony was enough of a nigger to actually work a real job unlike Jimmy or Opie to where he had inane knowledge about retarded shit like how to fix a compressor pump on an air conditioner.
My favorite was when dummy would watch How It's Made and come in the next day talking about it like he was a worldly scholar.
 

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1. Cumia is retarded and thinks he is a business genius mogul and political provocateur who could cultivate a network instead of just doing a solo show.
2. Cumia needed a job and thought a paywall would be the best option because he is retarded.
3. Cumia despite having claimed to accept being in the limelight of his careers doesn’t want to just have a fun show, he needs to do retarded shit like start his own huge network and make his show the most successful thing ever.
4. He is retarded.
All true points but you forgot reason number one: Anthony is an extremely lazy man-child.
 
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Professor Anthony was almost always used in a condescending way, especially after he got something wrong. But of course the idiot took the name to mean that he was well-versed in many a subject. "I have a natural curiosity.."
Back in the day, on those HVAC job sites, Perfesser Anthony was considered the "smart one", as he was probably the only guy there who could read on any kind of meaningful level. But when he was around other people of more or less normal intelligence, he was always quickly exposed as a dolt. Remember when Bennington asked him to name one interest, hobby or pursuit beyond hating liberals, and all Nana could muster in response was "technology"? The great scholar, the intellectually curious powerhouse, the self-educated expert, and he doesn't have a single interest beyond rage tweeting, playing video games and drinking.
 

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Two hours into the Compound show and it's just two jackasses rambling back and forth like two drunk white girls, while a Christopher Lloyd stand-in sits there in irrelevant desperation. I can't even imagine who would pay to watch this slop. Jesus fucking christ.
 

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My favorite was when dummy would watch How It's Made and come in the next day talking about it like he was a worldly scholar.
Him and Patrick are really just the same person on the opposite spectrums.

Twitter addicts with cat alt accounts they had to use after getting banned. Alcoholics. Cucks. Pedophiles. “Back to obscurity” / “You’re going to prison”. Hate women. Divorced. Hate their ex wives with a passion. Ugly manly girlfriends that act as beards. Gun retards. Same receding weird curly hair that sits on the top of their heads. Nerds at heart while trying to hold a thin attempt at masculinity through CARS and GUNS. Tried to be comedians and failed. Both dress terribly and look rotten. Both couldn’t handle the fawkin O&A sub. Pig Hovel Photos / Cumia House Tour. Extremely withered bodies but a complete difference in weight.

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They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.
 
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You can thank my tax dollars for that, Nana...(show is partially funded by the govt of Canada)
I uh...heard a little something on the ol internet. Apparently (nervous glance at booth), apparently some Arab...in Canada! wants me to thank him. A fucking ARAB! Holy fuck! In godfuck Canada!

Him and Patrick are really just the same person on the opposite spectrums.

Twitter addicts with cat alt accounts they had to use after getting banned. Alcoholics. Cucks. Pedophiles. “Back to obscurity” / “You’re going to prison”. Hate women. Divorced. Hate their ex wives with a passion. Ugly manly girlfriends that act as beards. Gun retards. Same receding weird curly hair that sits on the top of their heads. Nerds at heart while trying to hold a thin attempt at masculinity through CARS and GUNS. Tried to be comedians and failed. Both dress terribly and look rotten. Both couldn’t handle the fawkin O&A sub. Pig Hovel Photos / Cumia House Tour. Extremely withered bodies but a complete difference in weight.

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They say there’s no two people on earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? Cuz they would have to get everybody together in one huge space. And obviously that’s not possible even with computers. But not only that, they’d have to get all the people that ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin.
Nailed it. They're the same person, except they're not people!
 
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