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Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

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The fact Ant thought that he might be able sit with them and try to hash out some lame personal drama while bill is hosting a tribute is hilarious. I bet that table had a great time shitting all over Ant after he got booted. They were all laughing at him.
Wasn't Nana the instigator in all of this? Bill already sat his decrepit ghoul ass down and gave him the one way ticket to obscurityville, which, credit to Burr, was done face-to-face on invitation. The fact that Nana chose to stumble in unannounced with Budweiser breath misting from his mouth to slur out his "face-to-face" bullshit is hilarious. The shots at his wife (orangutan that she is) came unprovoked from Cumia, just because he couldn't fathom the fact that he was beyond salvaging in the professional sphere and that nobody wanted to go down in flames with him. A hilarious, narcissistic, and wet brained miscalculation by Nana Cumia. :image_9253:
 
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Keep in mind that we have absolutely no idea what went down other than Nana's recounting of the event. And Nana a) was shitfaced and b) notoriously embellishes stories to make himself look better
This is an excellent point. We're hearing Nana's idealized, hazy version of events, and he's almost certainly leaving out lots of other, less flattering details.
 
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Last I checked, there's two people in the world who'll take Ant's calls who aren't on his payroll:

* Gavin McInnes, who's basically Ant's "brother from another mother" when it comes to "destroying your life with booze, drugs and bad decisions"

* Jim Norton. I assume Ant probably has a lengthy mental list of things that could lead to Jim getting fired, sent to prison, or both. Ant knows where the (twink) bodies are buried.

The idea that Patrice would still be friends with Ant is silly. TJ Miller has spent more time hanging out with Ant IRL than Patrice, even Daniel Craig may have. Nobody would call them "close friends of Anthony Cumia."
>* Gavin McInnes, who's basically Ant's "brother from another mother" when it comes to "destroying your life with booze, drugs and bad decisions"

And self-anal play. Gavin and Ant have that in common too.
 

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Ant just wants to have his cake and eat it, he is racist but he wants to be a racist truth teller and also a cosmopolitan media guy on the inside of entertainment, you can’t have both you pedophile piece of shit.

I’m racist but keep it anonymous for that very reason.
This is because like i said before he’s a frog in boiling water. He still thinks he’s in his 2010 “Questioning things” and spouting crime statistics, which could at least be interpreted as an honest racial discussion, when in reality all he does is scream “nigger” everywhere he can and frames it like this is being honest about race. At this point i don’t even think the disassociation with Cumia is about protecting their careers. (because lets be honest, only we really know or care about who Cumia is.) They just think he’s a fucking disgusting drunkard and racist.
 

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Sure, but that's a separate issue. Nana's alienated himself from his comedy friends because a decade has passed and his racism is too poisonous to their careers to risk association with him.

Burr still doesn't have the right to make the call to throw him out. Patrice would absolutely still want Ant there. Wtf is Burr to speak for what Patrice would want? He just doesn't want to hear about it from Nia. I've really turned on Burr over the last few years. Success has completely changed his sense of ethics.
Yeah, how dare Burr speak for what Patrice would want... Wait... a minute... "Patrice would absolutely still want Ant there." Where are you getting this insider information?
 
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It only took about 5-10 people explaining it over and over again, but I think that fat idiot is finally convinced he was wrong.
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