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Did Club Soda Kenny throw Nana out of Burr's Patrice Benefit After Party?

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AwfulManTitTankTop

"AnTi-swaTTing laws"
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Kenny is a giant piece of shit and I hate his face and the sound of his voice and his still-beating heart but he was completely right in this case.

On a related note to the dead kid, I would never pull that on someone but back when the subreddit was still around I'm almost certain someone pointed out his kid dying overseas was a horrible case of karma as Kenny had previously made light of a kid dying or something to that effect. I forget the specifics but remember reading it and going "That's why you don't talk shit and challenge the universe to throw it back in your face, asshole." Maybe someone remembers.
I think CSK had two sons and the marine one is actually still alive. The other one was seldom spoken about, if ever, and I remember seeing his FB here and he looked like a textbook NY junky.
 
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I wish this didn't make me so happy, but it does. Fawkin howling. I hope that old cunt is finally coming to terms with how she's viewed by people that don't work at Child Pound for pennies.
Seconded, this is one of the funniest happenings around here in a while. When he steps outside his drunken Compound fantasy world, his name is less than shit. His showbiz buddies are fading in the rearview mirror, and the chronic alcoholism isn't looking so cute and wacky anymore. I would expect him to really tie one on this weekend.
 

Coonskin

Don't thank the felon, Keith
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Lmao. He can't fucking help himself.

"I'm mad!"

Are ya? You kind of have no right to be. You went somewhere you weren't welcome and are pissy that everyone didn't pretend to like you and you didn't get to live out your fantasies of redeeming yourself with Neil Diamond karaoke.

Such bullshit streamable removed the video just because it detected him calling it a "Nigger Pen." Idk where else to host it but yeah no shit nobody wants to deal with him. This is finally a great episode he's in complete shambles.

lol he just had to stop himself from making a joke about kenny's son. he's fucking livid and wasted this is wonderful
 
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Lmao. He can't fucking help himself.

"I'm mad!"

Are ya? You kind of have no right to be. You went somewhere you weren't welcome and are pissy that everyone didn't pretend to like you and you didn't get to live out your fantasies of redeeming yourself with Neil Diamond karaoke.
Nana has always taken pride in not giving a fuck about anyone else's "feelings", but, conversely enough, Nana himself is quite delicate, sensitive and easily-offended. He's like the psycho girlfriend who kicks your dog and keys your car, then wonders why you're "being so mean" and not answering her calls anymore.
 

The Sue Deal

LAUGH.
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The guitar father needs to make Burr an offer he doesn’t understand.
Brojoe standing outside the Cellar, arguing with random patrons he thinks are woke comedians:
SO SO SO SO YOURE SAYING THAT SPEECH MAKES HIM A WHITE SUPREMACIST???? YOU HAVE AN OPINION ANTHONY CUMIA IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST. WELL I HAVE ONE: HE’S NOT. HOW ABOUT THAT?
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Such bullshit streamable removed the video just because it detected him calling it a "Nigger Pen." Idk where else to host it but yeah no shit nobody wants to deal with him. This is finally a great episode he's in complete shambles.

lol he just had to stop himself from making a joke about kenny's son. he's fucking livid and wasted this is wonderful
One of the only TACS episodes I actually want to watch in it's entirety.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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Brojoe standing outside the Cellar, arguing with random patrons he thinks are woke comedians:
SO SO SO SO YOURE SAYING THAT SPEECH MAKES HIM A WHITE SUPREMACIST???? YOU HAVE AN OPINION ANTHONY CUMIA IS A WHITE SUPREMACIST. WELL I HAVE ONE: HE’S NOT. HOW ABOUT THAT?
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I love how Joe looks like he's freestyle rapping in that pic but he's actually just struggling to verbalize his retarded thoughts.
 

The Sue Deal

LAUGH.
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Reminder that Cumia has a history of being a fucking retard. Example A:
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Cumia thinks he’s still in 2010 and goes to greet Jon Stewart not realizing he’s said terrible shit about him. Gets rebuffed.

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Cumia acts miffed that someone he talked shit about hates him. Hides behind his “comedy” act even though all his criticisms are acid tongued and serious. Tries to chide Jon for being “sensitive”.

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Proceeds to insult Stewart and his entire crew with no humor for no fucking reason even after explicitly saying he doesn’t understand why Stewart doesn’t like him, and that his criticisms were light hearted ribbing. Chalks the fact that everyone thinks he’s virulent to a difference of political opinions and SJWS.

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Nobody takes his fucking side in the situation because everyone understands its bitch made to blab on your platform about a squabble you had with someone way bigger and more respected than you, effectively shooting himself in the foot further in the comedy scene. Still continues to believe this is about SJWS and not his terrible ability at handling anything.
 
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Reminder that Cumia has a history of being a fucking retard. Example A:
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Cumia thinks he’s still in 2010 and goes to greet Jon Stewart not realizing he’s said terrible shit about him. Gets rebuffed.

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Cumia acts miffed that someone he talked shit about hates him. Hides behind his “comedy” act even though all his criticisms are acid tongued and serious. Tries to chide Jon for being “sensitive”.

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Proceeds to insult Stewart and his entire crew with no humor for no fucking reason even after explicitly saying he doesn’t understand why Stewart doesn’t like him, and that his criticisms were light hearted ribbing. Chalks the fact that everyone thinks he’s virulent to a difference of political opinions and SJWS.

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Nobody takes his fucking side in the situation because everyone understands its bitch made to blab on your platform about a squabble you had with someone way bigger and more respected than you, effectively shooting himself in the foot further in the comedy scene. Still continues to believe this is about SJWS and not his terrible ability at handling anything.
He thinks he's still a shock-radio icon, who can shrug everything off as just being a bit, part of the show.
 

The Sue Deal

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I FUCKING LOVE KENNY! He should have respected me enough to not have thrown me out! I don’t understand why everyone hates me because I love them all so much! By the way I just thought of a GREAT JOKE about your dead son you FUCKING RETARDED LIBERAL. But i’m such a nice guy i won’t say it, even though you know what i’m talking about. WHY DONT THEY WANT TO INTERACT WITH ME? :image_9253:
 
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This is all very plausible, and probably at least close to what actually happened. A hammered Nana came swishing in, stinking of beer sweat and unwashed ass, wearing his tattered old rags and hooting like a retard, and everyone who knows him knew it was only a matter of moments before he began niggering all over the place, so they tossed him.
To add, he states when he saw Amy Schumer walk in followed by CSK, he chased after them bellowing, "Hey, Club Soda Kenny, Club Soda Kenny, Hey," and was rightly ignored. That was the first tell, there was potential trouble. Amy went downstairs to do a guest spot and Nana went upstairs to harass the table and the rest is history. CSK probably first said something along the lines of, "Listen you have to leave now." Nana raised her voice and got angrier forcing CSK to physically remove him from the premises.

This is a significant event in the Nana story lore/arc, he once again is publically humiliated and has cemented his reputation as a pariah with that crowd. He's not coming back from this and Norton will finally go full worm on him.
 
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