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Dan's got some 'splainin to do

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Holy shit you weren't joking.

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Of course every mention of the sugary beverage beforehand is him trying to act like it made him radical and cool, and every single one after is him sagely reminiscing on beating his addiction. It's insane how he uses every mundane and pointless detail of his life as an opportunity to boast.
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I'm sure he wasn't at all an angry fat baby over the lack of Dew. He certainly didn't make a big deal out of it to Niki.

The idea that he now hates the taste after two weeks in Europe is so stupid. It's 1.2 GPA stupid.
 
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I'm sure he wasn't at all an angry fat baby over the lack of Dew. He certainly didn't make a big deal out of it to Niki.

The idea that he now hates the taste after two weeks in Europe is so stupid. It's 1.2 GPA stupid.
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It actually wouldn't surprise me if the whole experience was a lot more underwhelming. You're right in calling him a huge baby, he's entitled and never denies himself his pleasures in life. He probably convinced himself that he couldn't quit the Dew without something out of Trainspotting happening, so that was his excuse never to even attempt it.

Then he's put in a position where he doesn't have a choice (because he's too stupid to find the places like Subway that do sell that garbage in Europe) and he realizes the cravings went away with surprising ease. Instead of using that information in a reflective and constructive way going forward, he just goes ANYONE CAN DO IT and learns nothing.
 
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You can get mountain dew in Europe too. Another Tomlinson tall tale.
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I’ll back fatrick up on this. I lived in Germany and Holland for years. Pepsi products don’t exist, at least I never saw them. Euros drink Coca-Cola or Fanta.
But then of course soda is for fat American faggots and little children, so I wasn’t exactly looking around to find any high and low
 
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I’ll back fatrick up on this. I lived in Germany and Holland for years. Pepsi products don’t exist, at least I never saw them. Euros drink Coca-Cola or Fanta.
But then of course soda is for fat American faggots and little children, so I wasn’t exactly looking around to find any high and low
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I bought my son a Pepsi in Germany two days ago, they do sell it there. I see bottles of MD in supermarkets in Central Europe, but not really anywhere else
 
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I bought my son a Pepsi in Germany two days ago, they do sell it there. I see bottles of MD in supermarkets in Central Europe, but not really anywhere else
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Well I'll be dammed. This was many years ago, I am probably out of date with this! With all the beer around, being almost always cheaper than soda, I guess I had no thought of doin' the dew on my mind.
 
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Well I'll be dammed. This was many years ago, I am probably out of date with this! With all the beer around, being almost always cheaper than soda, I guess I had no thought of doin' the dew on my mind.
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In the Czech Republic you get half a litre of the best lager in the world for less than a 33cl bottle of coke in any pub or restaurant so yeah you're right, it's a no-brainer.
 
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You can get mountain dew in Europe too. Another Tomlinson tall tale.
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Pat couldn't. And by that I mean he was too incompetent rather than it being unavailable.

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It actually wouldn't surprise me if the whole experience was a lot more underwhelming.
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I suspect his entire trip was underwhelming. They were hanging out with that vlogger who didn't even know it was their honeymoon. Pat took photos of cars at a dealership while it was closed. Pat demanded the same childish comfort food his fat retard mama made for him. The entirety of Western civilization was all around them and they have nothing to show for it.
 
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In the Czech Republic you get half a litre of the best lager in the world for less than a 33cl bottle of coke in any pub or restaurant so yeah you're right, it's a no-brainer.
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That's the only place I've ever seen 2 liter plastic bottles of beer. Between that and the absinthe it made for a night where I am really lucky I looked homeless because I would have been robbed for sure. Fucking trusting a giddy african to show me a sex club down a dark alley. It was real, but still.
 
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That's the only place I've ever seen 2 liter plastic bottles of beer. Between that and the absinthe it made for a night where I am really lucky I looked homeless because I would have been robbed for sure. Fucking trusting a giddy african to show me a sex club down a dark alley. It was real, but still.
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The only people who would've robbed you would've been Roma gypsies. There are maybe 50 Africans in Prague and the police have them on a very short leash. They're only allowed in the old town centre and hand out flyers for the strip clubs etc. One raped a Czech woman a couple of years ago and he was found beaten to death a few weeks later. The cops almost certainly did it. The message was sent. They've behaved ever since. The gypsies are another story but they're pickpockets really, not violent.
 
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