Dan's got some 'splainin to do

[CompoundBasement]

Didn't he try to order meatloaf but becuase he's Milwaukee trash and not a worldly, globe trotting, charismatic raconteur... he basically ordered a spam log

Yes, this low class midwest hayseed also got angry with a French bistro for not having "scrambled eggs" on the menu, and who could forget him ordering "lasagna" in a Mexican cantina on his last vacation.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Didn't he try to order meatloaf but becuase he's Milwaukee trash and not a worldly, globe trotting, charismatic raconteur... he basically ordered a spam log

Spam log. Sides into

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Yes, this low class midwest hayseed also got angry with a French bistro for not having "scrambled eggs" on the menu, and who could forget him ordering "lasagna" in a Mexican cantina on his last vacation.

Lasagna just shattered my ribs. Did he really do that? I must’ve missed that faux paT

 

[CompoundBasement]

Lasagna just shattered my ribs. Did he really do that? I must’ve missed that faux paT

So "cultured".

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

So "cultured".

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You'd almost think he was being sarcastic with that last line, but then you remember he doesn't think he's a dipshit rube

 

[CompoundBasement]

You'd almost think he was being sarcastic with that last line, but then you remember he doesn't think he's a dipshit rube

He's a world renowned foodie and author who is in talks to have his own Travel Channel series and be the next Anthony Bourdain.

Enjoy prison.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

So "cultured".

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Don't forget his cum smoothie.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Obviously you don’t live a 5 sink life. Who do you think takes up the other 3 sinks, funster?

Well it's certainly not Dan's kids!

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

I didn't listen to part 4.

Did the Danderhead explain to Javier that he'd been excommunicated from our playhouse for being a big fucking faggot and that nothing he says in any way represents the ideals of the people here?

Or did he just bloviate like he does on his own podcast, taking 20 mins to articulate something that should take 30 seconds?

Hey...if you can do better? Reach out to Javier, instead of bitching about it.

I just wrote him now myself, to correcTT the record on what Dan missed.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I was all for a Dan comeback but then on pt. 4 I heard Patrick announce that Dan's a complete PSYCHOPATH and I don't want anyone that unhinged around here

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

I was all for a Dan comeback but then on pt. 4 I heard Patrick announce that Dan's a complete PSYCHOPATH and I don't want anyone that unhinged around here

 

[Stent]

Reminder: Pat drank Mountain Dew every day until he went to Europe and couldn't find any.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Don't forget his cum smoothie. View attachment 142636

That’s the look of a serial killer not someone enjoying a sip of a piña cumlada. Why can’t he drink anything normally?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Don't forget his cum smoothie. View attachment 142636

stinky seaweed in view

 

[CruisinColin]

You'd almost think he was being sarcastic with that last line, but then you remember he doesn't think he's a dipshit rube

You don't think that going to resorts full of other boring couples will expand your world and mind?

 

[Chive Turkey]

Reminder: Pat drank Mountain Dew every day until he went to Europe and couldn't find any.

Holy shit you weren't joking.

Of course every mention of the sugary beverage beforehand is him trying to act like it made him radical and cool, and every single one after is him sagely reminiscing on beating his addiction. It's insane how he uses every mundane and pointless detail of his life as an opportunity to boast.

 

[Guest]

I want to put on my Mama Raven Psychologist hat for a second:

Don't get me wrong, all credit to the redditor who pulled this bit while they were in Germany, its a great bit.

But the fact that Pat held onto it and brought it up above so many other things shows how much narcissistic injury this bit gave Pat.

Pat must have honestly held that trip in high esteem for himself, and he must soothe himself about "how much better" he is doing than his detractors.

The fact that a redditor was able to do this entirely for the joke, with a much more attractive woman, absolutely fucked him up inside. To the point he still remembers it and brings it up now months later apropos of nothing. Nice revealing your insecurities to everyone, stupid.

It’s really a super harmless and pretty in innocent bit. I think the disingenuous faggot likes to cling to it simply because it’s something “real world” he can show pictures of and not simply “mean tweets”

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Holy shit you weren't joking.

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Of course every mention of the sugary beverage beforehand is him trying to act like it made him radical and cool, and every single one after is him sagely reminiscing on beating his addiction. It's insane how he uses every mundane and pointless detail of his life as an opportunity to boast.

Drink mountain dew? What am I, five?