Cumia v SouthWest

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Well I'm shocked to learn the story boils down to Ant was getting shitfaced at the bar and didn't pay attention and missed his flight.

He was playing the game of waiting until last minute and ordering one more drink than makes sense and giving himself zero buffer time. Then he missed his flight instead of just boarding and ordering a beer 20 mins later.

Still odd that Missy didn't figure out the gate change, though. They're quite the power couple.

I don’t think he flies first class anymore so he can’t get booze on the plane.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I don’t think he flies first class anymore so he can’t get booze on the plane.

Yes, you can. You just have to pay for it. It isn't COMPED like it is in first class.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Yes, you can. You just have to pay for it. It isn't COMPED like it is in first class.

I didn’t know that haha.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I didn’t know that haha.

Yeah they have the little portable card reader. Ha ha hole ee shit

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Well I'm shocked to learn the story boils down to Ant was getting shitfaced at the bar and didn't pay attention and missed his flight.

He was playing the game of waiting until last minute and ordering one more drink than makes sense and giving himself zero buffer time. Then he missed his flight instead of just boarding and ordering a beer 20 mins later.

Still odd that Missy didn't figure out the gate change, though. They're quite the power couple.

YoU'rE jUsT jEaLoUs ThAt tHeY'rE oN VaCaTiOn aNd yOu hAvE tO gO To wOrK.

 

[Humanatee]

Yes, you can. You just have to pay for it. It isn't COMPED like it is in first class.

Nana is like Henry Hill at the end of Goodfellas at this point. I don't know quite when it happened but it's so clear the money has run out now. It's why he gets so bent out of shape whenever his Twitter engagement decreases even a little bit. "We needed those Twitter checks, Missy! That's all we got!!" Haha hooooleee shit.

He's having a great time and we hate that.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Baby Boy @Mick_Mickerson car crashed me because I did his gay Pat bit in a Nana thread. Wassamatter, baby boy? Are you mad that Anthony & Missy could fuck around in an airport and miss their flight like a couple of retards while you were stuck at work?

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Baby Boy @Mick_Mickerson car crashed me because I did his gay Pat bit in a Nana thread. Wassamatter, baby boy? Are you mad that Anthony & Missy could fuck around in an airport and miss their flight like a couple of retards while you were stuck at work?

Hey dumb ass, my critiques of Anthony have never centered around "ITS A TUESDAY AFTERNOON AND HE'S AT A BAR TWEETING" like the Pat ones you all do, so your premise doesn't make sense.









































































Nice try with the hate, though.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Hey dumb ass, my critiques of Anthony have never centered around "ITS A TUESDAY AFTERNOON AND HE'S AT A BAR TWEETING" like the Pat ones you all do, so your premise doesn't make sense.









































































Nice try with the hate, though.

My premise made 100% sense because you come off like a retarded faggot in every Pat thread you post in because you always do your gay "eVeRyOnE iS jEaLoUs oF HiS LiFe!" bit that's not really a bit. It stinks.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

My premise made 100% sense because you come off like a retarded faggot in every Pat thread you post in because you always do your gay "eVeRyOnE iS jEaLoUs oF HiS LiFe!" bit that's not really a bit. It stinks.

Incorrect. I did not say people were jealous of his life; I pointed out specifically that a lot of the anger toward him was fueled by the fact he makes his own schedule and the working stiffs on the board were triggered by that.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Incorrect. I did not say people were jealous of his life; I pointed out specifically that a lot of the anger toward him was fueled by the fact he makes his own schedule and the working stiffs on the board were triggered by that.

Yeah? Well Anthony makes his own schedule and you're jealous of that.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Yeah? Well Anthony makes his own schedule and you're jealous of that.

But, unlike the Pat posts, none of my criticisms of him would reflect that. If for years I obsessed over him going out to eat or warming a bar stool during working hours, you would have a point. But I didn't, so you don't.

 

[kingship75]

I've never missed one because I've only had to fly a couple times and every time I'm in an airport I refuse to do anything but sit there waiting for an announcement and feeling like I probably fucked up somehow and already missed my flight. I get there way early and plant myself in one spot jonesing for a cigarette.

It’s like I’m looking into a mirror.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

But, unlike the Pat posts, none of my criticisms of him would reflect that. If for years I obsessed over him going out to eat or warming a bar stool during working hours, you would have a point. But I didn't, so you don't.

Nah. You're jealous.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Nah. You're jealous.

Quit shitting up a good old fashioned Cumia post with your Midwestern author obsession.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Quit shitting up a good old fashioned Cumia post with your Midwestern author obsession.

Are you jealous of Joe's layabout lifestyle?

 

[lowend73]

Are you jealous of Joe's layabout lifestyle?

Joe Cumia performs in a one man band, and posts his groceries online so he can bitch and moan

 

[Agent Smith]

Are you jealous of Joe's layabout lifestyle?

I am. He gets to play his dumb guitar, make zero money, drop loads in some old hag and still feel great about himself because he's too retarded for self-awareness.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Nana is like Henry Hill at the end of Goodfellas at this point. I don't know quite when it happened but it's so clear the money has run out now. It's why he gets so bent out of shape whenever his Twitter engagement decreases even a little bit. "We needed those Twitter checks, Missy! That's all we got!!" Haha hooooleee shit.

He's having a great time and we hate that.

Him being afraid to say Nigger, cause he’ll lose his income is deeply funny

 

[Chive Turkey]

I've never missed one because I've only had to fly a couple times and every time I'm in an airport I refuse to do anything but sit there waiting for an announcement and feeling like I probably fucked up somehow and already missed my flight. I get there way early and plant myself in one spot jonesing for a cigarette.

I'm eternally grateful that my local airport is so shitty and antiquated that you can still smoke there. It's like it's stuck in a time warp to 2000.