Cumia v SouthWest

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Broke faggot can't fly direct anymore

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Somehow in his delusional diva-ish ranting about airline flights ala 2013 Norton he has to shoehorn in NIGGERS and DEI , of course, because his tiny mind cannot function otherwise. Its not my fault i’m a broke cracker faggot flying DELTA ….it’s Delta for being so NIGGERISH. UGH. DEI HIRES! No more Jet Blue for the sudsy Sudanese camel jockey. I hope this sissy gets sucked into the wind turbine.

What if he's right, and it all happened the way he says it did?

"Ooooga-booga wickety-wackety, you done gon' make dat dere 'nouncemnt wit da muddafuckin gate change, Shaniqua?"

"Heeellllll no Tyrese!! Wat da fuck I care 'bout some cracka-ass honky fuckas missin' dere flight? What dey gon' do, fy-uh me? Dey can't....DEI BAYBEEEEE!"

"Yo, yo, yo! Word to yo motha!"

Meanwhile, at a quiet, genteel airport bar...

"I'm beginning to grow concerned, darling. There seems to be something amiss involving our departure gate. But I've been listening closely, and I haven't heard any sort of announcement."

"Let's ask that African-American airport employee right there."

"Sir? Sir? Excuse me, kind sir? Yes, we seem to be at the wrong departure gate, and we were wondering if you could kindly direct us someplace where we could resolve the matter, if it isn't too much trouble."

"Sheeeeet. I ain't no gate departure whatever motherfucker. Gimme your watch."

He's free to use this in his next book, if he's running short on content.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

So between the two of them, neither could figure out and adjust for a gate change?

That's actually an underrated funny part of the situation. Of course the drunken boomer missed his flight, but Missy was also there like a space cadet and incapable of figuring out there was a gate change.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

That's actually an underrated funny part of the situation. Of course the drunken boomer missed his flight, but Missy was also there like a space cadet and incapable of figuring out there was a gate change.

I really enjoy his complete inability to ever fess up and say "I fucked up". He just can't do it, and neither can she, which must make for a fun domestic dynamic. Everyone has a story about missing a flight, fucking up a reservation, or whatever, where they chuckle when recalling that stupid thing they did that time. But not Nana. It's always someone else's fault.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

So between the two of them, neither could figure out and adjust for a gate change?

Truly high-IQ individuals.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

What a stupid fucking loser. I almost exclusively fly Southwest because they never screw you over on cancellations or anything. I've missed a Southwest flight for my own fault, and they just put you on the next plane. Cancel the same day as the flight? Full credit back to your account. Southwest's whole angle is superior customer service. What a stupid fuck.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Should have stopped in Atlanta to avoid niggers? Dumb wop. The ATL airport must employ more blacks than any one location in this country.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

A nig airplane for a nig tin knocker

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Which airport does he connect out of? I wonder if the totally "diverse" TSA at the facility would like an anonymous tip about a certain middle eastern looking burn victim who cannot stop spouting racial slurs and suspiciously believes he has a pilot's license?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Should have stopped in Atlanta to avoid niggers? Dumb wop. The ATL airport must employ more blacks than any one location in this country.

I bet the person at the counter where he was complaining was black so he blames the whole thing on race.

Coundnt have happened to a better person.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I really enjoy his complete inability to ever fess up and say "I fucked up". He just can't do it, and neither can she, which must make for a fun domestic dynamic. Everyone has a story about missing a flight, fucking up a reservation, or whatever, where they chuckle when recalling that stupid thing they did that time. But not Nana. It's always someone else's fault.

I've never missed one because I've only had to fly a couple times and every time I'm in an airport I refuse to do anything but sit there waiting for an announcement and feeling like I probably fucked up somehow and already missed my flight. I get there way early and plant myself in one spot jonesing for a cigarette.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

Southwest pilots are now safe from being creepshotted pre-flight by a tittering, drunken, elderly faggot.

 

[BenDovid]

Why's he so angry about everything all the time.

Millionaire for over 20 years, celebrity interviews, nice cars, do whatever you want, whenever you want to do it. He won the lottery and seems to be upset that other people can buy tickets.

 

[BatarianGuard]

Southwest pilots are now safe from being creepshotted pre-flight by a tittering, drunken, elderly faggot.

"Just peeked in the cockpit and glad to see two white men. Enjoying my complimentary screwdriver!"

 

[Agent Smith]

I really enjoy his complete inability to ever fess up and say "I fucked up". He just can't do it, and neither can she, which must make for a fun domestic dynamic. Everyone has a story about missing a flight, fucking up a reservation, or whatever, where they chuckle when recalling that stupid thing they did that time. But not Nana. It's always someone else's fault.

I don't even know how you can miss a flight. I fly all the time and the closest I ever came to missing a flight was getting shitfaced at Denver International during a layover and losing track of time. They paged me over the fucking intercom like 15 minutes before takeoff. Nana is fucking retarded.

 

[lowend73]

If you know your flight is delayed, the grown up thing is to look at the huge board, or listen to an announcement rather than yuck it up at the bar.

Too bad, a nice lounge usually has lol that stuff. The days of first class, cross country flights are over for him. No more cruises and visits to Disneyworld. Now it is cattle seating on Southwest, which is as bad and sometimes worse than Frontier/Spirit airline

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If you know your flight is delayed, the grown up thing is to look at the huge board, or listen to an announcement rather than yuck it up at the bar.

Too bad, a nice lounge usually has lol that stuff. The days of first class, cross country flights are over for him. No more cruises and visits to Disneyworld. Now it is cattle seating on Southwest, which is as bad and sometimes worse than Frontier/Spirit airline

At least he gets to collect the pilot and jet collector cards!

 

[LiberalPussy]

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"Just peeked in the cockpit and glad to see two white men. Enjoying my complimentary screwdriver!"

What would he honestly do if he saw two niggers? You just KNOW he’d meekly comply and sit on the plane like the non confrontational pussy he is.

 

[lowend73]

What would he honestly do if he saw two niggers? You just KNOW he’d meekly comply and sit on the plane like the non confrontational pussy he is.

He would have his head down staring at his phone, or his beard sitting next,to him. He’s a fag, you see

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That's actually an underrated funny part of the situation. Of course the drunken boomer missed his flight, but Missy was also there like a space cadet and incapable of figuring out there was a gate change.

Listen to her on any podcast and you see she's a dim bulb