What? You’re not allowed to work different places anymore? Fascist, I bet you’re not even fucking vaccinated.
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COVID Bullshit Thread
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potatopeeler63
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if there isnt anything nefarious and deadly in the vax and it's purely placebo to seperate the "rebel" "antivaxxers" i will be sorely dissapointed.
"B-but look at the VAERS data!" nigger i want to see jim jones type shit
"B-but look at the VAERS data!" nigger i want to see jim jones type shit
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100% of employers would fold if their employees did this. I wish everyone wasn't so scared. My job would never mandate the vax but if they did, I would sure as fuck tell them to fuck awfff
The story that beaner told did not happen
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Patricio Tomlinez
Horale vato, nino, heeey no por que, childito!
I wish I could volunteer for a saline injection to get the vax card.
Yeah exactly.
If everyone was getting the real deal jabs and everyone had negative symptoms, people would be more alarmed and wary. Instead, maybe most people are getting a placebo so it damages people more slowly over a longer time. It's like the frog in the pot that's slowly boiled.
Or maybe in the medical profession there are a lot of Good Samaritans who are changing the jabs with saline because their conscience tells them to.
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Just got my 2nd vax.
ME: So now Im protected against the virus right?
NURSE: mm.. didnt actually say that little baby girl.
ME: So now Im protected against the virus right?
NURSE: mm.. didnt actually say that little baby girl.
ME: So can I sue the vaccine company if I get injured from it?
NURSE: What makes you think you have a right to do that, child?
ME: Has anyone ever been injured by a vaccine before?
NURSE: mm.. you sound like you have peanut butter in your mouth. I hear your lips moving.
Just remember: anyone spewing this violent rhetoric is without a doubt a subhuman parasite who could not ward off violence themselves.
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I feel fuckin worst ive ever felt in my life from 2nd vax. Fever dreams constwbtly.... think sopranos episode where tony is sick. I relate to that so much. Splitting migraine... nasea... cant move my aem without pain. Fuck this. Also the fwvwr dreams were incomprehensible but they involved joe cumia somehow. Horrific.