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COVID Bullshit Thread

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Was looking in to taking my kid on a Disney cruise for their 5th birthday. Disney requires every one over 5 to be fully vaxxed. Nope fuck that. Imaging willing injecting your kid just so you can give some fucking company money.
Disney is unironically trying to make that one robot movie real. Disney is going to put screens in everyone’s faces, and drown everyone in food shakes. Interesting how liberals love supporting corporations while complaining about them.
 

RobertMewler

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This one is making the rounds again. Anyone know women who've had miscarriages or unable to get pregnant since the vaccines were rolled out?

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RobertMewler

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New study finds two-dose mRNA shots provide negative immunity against COVID-19
Qatari researchers found that protection from two doses of Pfizer and Moderna's mRNA jabs drops precipitously, providing negative immunity after just six months.


 

Gay Faggot.

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New study finds two-dose mRNA shots provide negative immunity against COVID-19
Qatari researchers found that protection from two doses of Pfizer and Moderna's mRNA jabs drops precipitously, providing negative immunity after just six months.


That’s why you get more booster shots, fascist!
 

Snake

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Protestors booing parents bringing their babies to get vaccinated in NYC: https://files.catbox.moe/3gngck.mp4
You love to see it. Retards voluntarily fucking their kids up for life and society crumbling.
This one is making the rounds again. Anyone know women who've had miscarriages or unable to get pregnant since the vaccines were rolled out?

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A girl I work with said her cycle has been completely messed up since she got it and all her friends cannot get pregnant. Oopsie doodles!
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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To think this all could have been avoided if this fucking dope's team took Trump seriously and rigged the election in their favor a little better in 2016.

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Now they had to roll out safe husk-of-a-human no-opinion-having Joe Biden(Hey I remember Obama!), pretend a strain of the cold is as dangerous as Ebola(Hello "mail-in" votes) and now they're stuck with having to "cure" the common cold since they've retardedly dug themselves in too deep in the world scope to just say "Nah guys it's all good now."

And that's^ assuming this isn't a population control scheme. Are our scientists really so shit that while trying to make a vaccine for a corona virus they're accidentally making people infertile, or is it on purpose? Can't be, that'd be like everyone in NASA is in on some flat-earth cover-up...
More likely though if any wide-ranged conspiracy is true, there's enough people going through the motions taking the next order and not giving things a second thought.
Vaccine isn't preventing Covid? Oh well, we'll keep trying. People are blaming infertility on our vaccine? Baseless conspiracy. Our children need blood-thinners now? It could be from anything, that's in the memo. We need to keep moving forward.

All i know is

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Gay Faggot.

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To think this all could have been avoided if this fucking dope's team took Trump seriously and rigged the election in their favor a little better in 2016.

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Now they had to roll out safe husk-of-a-human no-opinion-having Joe Biden(Hey I remember Obama!), pretend a strain of the cold is as dangerous as Ebola(Hello "mail-in" votes) and now they're stuck with having to "cure" the common cold since they've retardedly dug themselves in too deep in the world scope to just say "Nah guys it's all good now."

And that's^ assuming this isn't a population control scheme. Are our scientists really so shit that while trying to make a vaccine for a corona virus they're accidentally making people infertile, or is it on purpose? Can't be, that'd be like everyone in NASA is in on some flat-earth cover-up...
More likely though if any wide-ranged conspiracy is true, there's enough people going through the motions taking the next order and not giving things a second thought.
Vaccine isn't preventing Covid? Oh well, we'll keep trying. People are blaming infertility on our vaccine? Baseless conspiracy. Our children need blood-thinners now? It could be from anything, that's in the memo. We need to keep moving forward.

All i know is

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Many people, just go through the motions not questioning things. It’s not worth it to lose their jobs, a potential lawsuit, and public shaming. All the people in charge of corporations in the government have to do, is put out a memo that says it’s not true and if people ask say it’s “baseless”. The media will then label you as a scientist, and the other person as crazy for asking a question. Because those corporations pay the media corporations bills. As does the government.
 

RobertMewler

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To think this all could have been avoided if this fucking dope's team took Trump seriously and rigged the election in their favor a little better in 2016.

MADAM_PRESIDENT.png



Now they had to roll out safe husk-of-a-human no-opinion-having Joe Biden(Hey I remember Obama!), pretend a strain of the cold is as dangerous as Ebola(Hello "mail-in" votes) and now they're stuck with having to "cure" the common cold since they've retardedly dug themselves in too deep in the world scope to just say "Nah guys it's all good now."

And that's^ assuming this isn't a population control scheme. Are our scientists really so shit that while trying to make a vaccine for a corona virus they're accidentally making people infertile, or is it on purpose? Can't be, that'd be like everyone in NASA is in on some flat-earth cover-up...
More likely though if any wide-ranged conspiracy is true, there's enough people going through the motions taking the next order and not giving things a second thought.
Vaccine isn't preventing Covid? Oh well, we'll keep trying. People are blaming infertility on our vaccine? Baseless conspiracy. Our children need blood-thinners now? It could be from anything, that's in the memo. We need to keep moving forward.

All i know is

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Damn, it feels good to be a pureblood: https://files.catbox.moe/ccpujk.mp4
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I'm jealous of anyone that knows someone that died from it.

I was really hoping to see a coworker keel over at their desk already. There's around 40-50 people in my division and I'm the only one that didn't get the shot.
I'm still hoping that happens here. I want their stuff
 
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The rat has come out of his hole and admits vaccines don't do shit to keep you from catching the virus, but he holds the line and maintains that they help you from being hospitalized...despite nearly dying with his 4 shots.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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So I finally got this shit, I have an annoying cough and everything else is fine. I've had worse allergies. People died from this?
I had it twice and both times were extremely mild. The second round, I just sat by the pool in Florida, had some yellow snot and congestion for two days. That was it. I “sweated it out” as the Caribbean people say.
 

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The rat has come out of his hole and admits vaccines don't do shit to keep you from catching the virus, but he holds the line and maintains that they help you from being hospitalized...despite nearly dying with his 4 shots.
Also the 'keeps you out of hospital' narrative is sketchy as fuck but seems to be accepted even by non-vaxxers. When I've discussed this with supposedly intelligent pro-vax people I've asked them to drop their best evidence that the vax even prevents more-severe illness... I've yet to be shown any.

From my understanding (at least with Pfizer), the double-blinded placebo trials (which involved a bunch of shenanigans anyway) were un-blinded prematurely & every participant given the vax, so the control group eliminated. ie what are you comparing-to when you say 'iT wOuLDve BeEn wOrSe wItHOuT tHe VAx'... Show me your best evidence!
 
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