CONSPIRACY THEORY: Tomlinson + Emails and Fox6 GM call

[Ace Orenstein]

I'm fat

We know. That’s why I brought it up again

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Shiiiiit

 

[Phish]

The fake bomb threat is still fucking crazy. And him getting “swatted” (wellness check) so often. How easy is it to just prank 911? Christ man. Figured thatd be two phone calls away from being solved if you were a big wig.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Hey dumbass, saying "I won't be giving a statement" is a statement. That's why people say no comment. Is this another wisconsin 1.2 retard?

It’s worse than that. Every journalist knows that “No comment” IS a comment. Every media trainer tells their clients to never say “No comment” precisely because it sounds incriminating and shady. “There will be no statement” just uses more words to say the same stupid thing. Say this next time: “I won’t be able to give a statement or determine if there will be one until I’ve looked into this information. Thank you for your help.”

The worst part is how obviously disinterested he was in learning the facts of a bullcrap story that went live on his watch. The GM is bricking it at the idea of his dereliction of duty being made known to more people. He should probably just kill himself.

 

[guest]

Wasn’t the gay thing a bit?
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Do da bit!

 

[Stent]

Reporting isn't really journalism. It's more like womanly gossip.

There's no actual journalists involved in Pat's story because there isn't a story. "Fat retard causes problems for himself."

Give me a hook. I need a reason to click through all your pepperoni niglet accusations.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Full GM call:

There is no amount of ribs I could give you for this gem.

 

[Consensual Rapist]

@admin please sticky this.

 

[guest]

It’s worse than that. Every journalist knows that “No comment” IS a comment. Every media trainer tells their clients to never say “No comment” precisely because it sounds incriminating and shady. “There will be no statement” just uses more words to say the same stupid thing. Say this next time: “I won’t be able to give a statement or determine if there will be one until I’ve looked into this information. Thank you for your help.”

The worst part is how obviously disinterested he was in learning the facts of a bullcrap story that went live on his watch. The GM is bricking it at the idea of his dereliction of duty being made known to more people. He should probably just kill himself.

Exactly. This half ass attempt to seem disinterested tells the actual story. This ass faced community college communications graduate is just bored and isn’t interested in the facts.

Very unbecoming and I should know. I once went on a long bender with some other assholes and threw up violently and faggily on the steps of a well known technical school where I live. Case closed.

 

[guest]

There is no amount of ribs I could give you for this gem.

Same. I was going to give the Ha Ha Holee Shit but apparently that's not better than ribs. In any event, TYFYS. This was rib pulverizing

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Still laughing at this, the Bam cameo was golden