CONSPIRACY THEORY: Tomlinson + Emails and Fox6 GM call

[CuntFucker .]

The Bam cameo ruled.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

If Patrick Tomlinson didn’t vandalize his own property, then what exactly is a “gay virgin”? The only gay virgin I can think of is Fez Whatley, and that Big Cat ain’t around no more!!!!

 

[captain_kamala]

The Bam cameo ruled.

Thanks you can pay me in Boost mobile credit

 

[Serious Business]

If Patrick Tomlinson didn’t vandalize his own property, then what exactly is a “gay virgin”? The only gay virgin I can think of is Fez Whatley, and that Big Cat ain’t around no more!!!!

Wasn’t the gay thing a bit?

 

[Guest]

Found on kiwifarms

 

[guest]

Holy shit. I don't I've laughed so hard in years

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Holy shit. I don't I've laughed so hard in years

No shit. I laugh like a fucking hyenna daily here multiple times, but this may be my favorite piece of content ever from the pataverse

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Couldn’t reply last night but god damn is this good. The Bam cameo absolutely trashed me.

How fucking pathetic is this guy though? When you essentially asked if they bother to do even basic fact checking he had nothing. Twitter completely finished off any lingering elements of journalism.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Couldn’t reply last night but god damn is this good. The Bam cameo absolutely trashed me.

How fucking pathetic is this guy though? When you essentially asked if they bother to do even basic fact checking he had nothing. Twitter completely finished off any lingering elements of journalism.

was that fella a nigger?

also DANIEL fawking lives!!

 

[Opesterino]

amazing.. It's starting to seem like you can't go a day away from here without a bombshell dropping.

First allow me to salute Jesse 'the body' and Bam 'the brains' for their courage in coming forward to cover such a sinister topic. amazing piece of journalism. second thing is that fucking coward at fox6 or whatever it is. No wonder the news and media is such a fucking circus. If they will cowtail to a Tomlinson then they must literally gargle the balls of big government.

TYFYS

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

Pat is the greatest Patposter. He gives the best content unsolicited

Holy shit. I don't I've laughed so hard in years

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Bam 'the brains'

By the sound of her voice, I can tell 3 things.

1. She’s fat. (I am correct about this)
2. She has terrible hair, and wears a wig to cover up said hair. (I am also correct about this.
3. She can braid the hair around her asshole. (Dan Mullen showed me video)

 

[Ace Orenstein]

Holy shit. I don't I've laughed so hard in years

That’s a shame

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

1. She’s fat. (I am correct about this)

I thought everybody knew that

 

[captain_kamala]

By the sound of her voice, I can tell 3 things.

1. She’s fat. (I am correct about this)
2. She has terrible hair, and wears a wig to cover up said hair. (I am also correct about this.
3. She can braid the hair around her asshole. (Dan Mullen showed me video)

I will admit that I'm fat but my hair is gorgeous

 

[Raymond]

By the sound of her voice, I can tell 3 things.

1. She’s fat. (I am correct about this)
2. She has terrible hair, and wears a wig to cover up said hair. (I am also correct about this.
3. She can braid the hair around her asshole. (Dan Mullen showed me video)

 

[captain_kamala]

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Thank you Dan. My phone bill is due on the 10th.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

That Dre can be a real fawken hater sometimes. We're trying to have a conversation about how Florida's humidity effects hair over here.

 

[Ace Orenstein]

That Dre can be a real fawken hater sometimes. We're trying to have a conversation about how Florida's humidity effects hair over here.

Shiiiiit @That Nigga Dre Is the only nigger here