ConFusionMI Thread

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat ran back to his hotel room and started talking tough on twitter.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1484647724637204488

https://twitter.com/punchabeta/status/1484729138237689856

 

[guest]

Yo, Pat! Yo tits are looking delicious my nigga!

 

[guest]

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Pecs aren't teardrop-shaped, you fat titted moron.

 

[Bigsmooth]

A truly insane retard

 

[guest]

R/Lemonparty
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Patrick Niggerson just shattered my ribcage.

 

[guest]

Insider just sent me all these. Is it a convention if no one is there to convene?

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If you can't see people's faces, whats the point? I mean Jesus fuckin christ.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If those are Pecs, Dolly Parton is as flat Chested as they come. My wife who couldn’t give a fuck and thinks this is a dumb time waster just said “look at those tits” when I showed her that pic. Even in bad lighting you can see his tits.

I asked my wife once how fat she’d say Pat is and she just glanced up, took a look and said “extremely” and went back to whatever she was doing. He’s even fatter now. She also wouldn’t accept he was only 40 at the time and insisted he had to be at least 53.

 

[guest]

This JDA redemption arc is really sumthin

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Shill anything you want amigo

@The REAL JDA next youtube video:

"Hey guys let me tell you how I became one of the b-b-b-boys at a place called "The O. AND. A. Forums"...and how within a span of days became the biggest hit there, so buy my books peeps...don't forget ta smash da like share, subscribe button"

 

[guest]

I asked my wife once how fat she’d say Pat is and she just glanced up, took a look and said “extremely” and went back to whatever she was doing. He’s even fatter now. She also wouldn’t accept he was only 40 at the time and insisted he had to be at least 53.

He's not that fat, he's fatter because he's never had muscle though. He's at the end of recoverable, but he's not some 245lb big dude that is still eating 4500 cals a day then stopped working out. He's a scrawny bitch that over indulges and is now fat with zero muscle.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He's not that fat, he's fatter because he's never had muscle though. He's at the end of recoverable, but he's not some 245lb big dude that is still eating 4500 cals a day then stopped working out. He's a scrawny bitch that over indulges and is now fat with zero muscle.

Pat claims he’s never weighed less than 195lbs at his thinnest. Therefore he’s easily 285lbs, child.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The official twitter account for the con is tweeting out all the messages that were written on that desk, I notice they didn't include the OnA one.

They've also locked all their tweets to replies.

I love seeing them trying to save the hashtag.

 

[Guyincognito]

Lol, I'm picturing someone knocking over a line of crutches like motorcycles falling down like dominos outside a biker bar

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

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Now youse can’t leave…

 

[guest]

Pat claims he’s never weighed less than 195lbs at his thinnest. Therefore he’s easily 285lbs, child.

I say 250 tops, 5-10, no way he's 285, but by 2024 he will be lol.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I say 250 tops, 5-10, no way he's 285, but by 2024 he will be lol.

I’d say 5’9” 270. You’ve obviously not noticed that Wisconsin front porch of his that’s full of beer, brats, cheese and greasy wellingtons.

 

[UnPRePared]

Convention looks deader than the Calling All Stations release party.

And there never was one.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

When's this dipshits panels?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I say 250 tops, 5-10, no way he's 285, but by 2024 he will be lol.

I get you but I’m 6’2” and I have visible abs at 215lbs with way, way more muscle mass. I feel like I’d need to gain 50lbs minimum of pure flab to look like the pig. No way he’s under 260 unless he’s 5’8”.