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I’m sure they’re calling an emergency weekend meeting over at Tor to find out who fucked up and let this superstar go
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Since we have seen his sales numbers and have determined that pat hasnt even fulfilled his original commitment with Tor. There is no need to sign pat to more books when they are still taking a large cut of any sale he makes online or in stores. Whats in it for Tor if they give him another advance? Not a damn thing.I’m sure they’re calling an emergency weekend meeting over at Tor to find out who fucked go and let this superstar go
"I'll give you $20 if you hold my books up for a picture. I don't even care if you throw them in the trash."This confirms what everyone's been thinking that his little incestuous community buys eachothers shit. Big whoop.
Im sure he gave some away too. He doesnt want to lug those back to milwaukee. Whatever he didnt sell at the signing he will hand out."I'll give you $20 if you hold my books up for a picture. I don't even care if you throw them in the trash."
He will just leave them around the hotel. Leave a set as a "tip" for housekeeping. They all do it, to avoid having to carry that shit back home.Im sure he gave some away too. He doesnt want to lug those back to milwaukee. Whatever he didnt sell at the signing he will hand out.
He's a great hand-donater.Im sure he gave some away too. He doesnt want to lug those back to milwaukee. Whatever he didnt sell at the signing he will hand out.
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Geez, guys. Now I'm never going to be able to be a successful unpaid convention speaker like Patrick Tomlinson, Paul Weimer, John Scalzi and Jim Hines. Thanks.
Looks like he'll be turning 58 in March.The Schedule – Rising ConFusion 2022
2022.confusionsf.org
There's a Presenters tab at the top of the page but not everyone has a picture. Closest match is Clif Flynt and I don't think it's him.
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By crawlspace you mean his permanently gaping asshole, I gather.I can only imagine what you'd find in this weirdo's crawlspace.
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He has a cat, shocker
Mr. Mullen is very a cordial fellow, our Piggy could learn a thing or two.
Isn't the opposite of "advance" "retard"?Since we have seen his sales numbers and have determined that pat hasnt even fulfilled his original commitment with Tor. There is no need to sign pat to more books when they are still taking a large cut of any sale he makes online or in stores. Whats in it for Tor if they give him another advance? Not a damn thing.
(((Winkelman))). No, hes definitely never touched a kid, at all, not even once.
If he was actually a fan, why would he need the whole collection?
- Rick is fibbing, this douchebag holding book looks familar, one of his tags says Presenter
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I'm sure this will end nicely for himWinkelman blocked Pat’s toilet without even interacting. What a pussy
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