That’s a relief of sorts. I mean his wife is a deplorable person but I don’t want to see the chick dead.Life insurance doesn’t work like that. First of all, she would know about the policy. Secondly, she’s over 40, mentally ill on multiple medications for depression, she’s overweight and unhealthy and most importantly, she has no real job or income. She’s not insurable. He wouldn’t be able to get a very large policy and the premium would be pretty high.
YES!As I mentioned elsewhere:
The telegram is real, the swatting group is real. Watch as it hilariously stops now that he's on their shitlist. It's exactly as most people predicted it - Patrick is hiring people to swat him. Someone in his social circle taught him how to buy crypto and introduced him to the group. Yes, he is too stupid to use PGP and is likely sending the swatter payment directly through the exchange. This is a guy who thought there was no conceivable way he could lose a defamation suit against 60 John Does. He does not consider failure. He did the absolute bare minimum in terms of opsec, was able to successfully swat himself a few times without getting caught, thought he was invincible, then went ham. It's possible he ordered the latest batch of swattings before one of his deposits was cleared, then the deposit failed or got delayed, and he wasn't able to pay. Or even better, the swatter's crypto wallet got flagged by the feds, and now his exchange account is banned and also flagged.
Series finale of Two-Minute Drills.I honestly think hes gonna have to suicide to get himself out of this mess.
Jeez dude, you don't have to bragI am so erect right now. I'm at like a full 3 inches.
I honestly think hes gonna have to suicide to get himself out of this mess.
Okay, we know Samsung phones ain't too reliable, but does concentrated Mexican bat shit melt bitcoins too?
Your oopsies have been thoroughly doodled
No, staIker. They haven't.
Man I want to believe this is true but it's just too perfect
I hope in the big Netflix true crime documentary they include these little things that show how deranged this freak is. Who the fuck would respond to oopsies being doodled and not just laugh?Fucking ribs.
You know it's true since Pat is caught in the dumbest way possible.Man I want to believe this is true but it's just too perfect
I dying at the thought of him getting booked on his birthday and his phone keeps buzzing in the bin with texts of "happy birthday you stupid faggot!" So even the deputies laugh at him. Is there a concept in German for schadenfreude except with a component of being painfully erect?He'll be sucking cock for phone privileges.. and be furious when he realises jail phones don't have internet access. He'll keep sucking cocks though.
To me it’s Robin Williams best performance, I always recommended it to people but being that it’s dark and his kid is such a piece of shit pervert it’s a hard sell. When I saw that news piece where Pat smiling while talking about 911 calls that he killed his wife and “come get me” it instantly reminds me of the end where he can’t believe how out of hand his big lie has become and he starts cracking up.Great fawkin movie btw. Dark as fuck but so funny. It is perfectly in line with pats general MO and retardation that he did this, stiffed the guy and he just turnoswatted to get him to pay not realizing pat would just spin it as he's the world's biggest victim. Then when pat didn't pay but he had to lay low he dimed pat to fuck him