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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

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Life insurance doesn’t work like that. First of all, she would know about the policy. Secondly, she’s over 40, mentally ill on multiple medications for depression, she’s overweight and unhealthy and most importantly, she has no real job or income. She’s not insurable. He wouldn’t be able to get a very large policy and the premium would be pretty high.
That’s a relief of sorts. I mean his wife is a deplorable person but I don’t want to see the chick dead.
 
As I mentioned elsewhere:

The telegram is real, the swatting group is real. Watch as it hilariously stops now that he's on their shitlist. It's exactly as most people predicted it - Patrick is hiring people to swat him. Someone in his social circle taught him how to buy crypto and introduced him to the group. Yes, he is too stupid to use PGP and is likely sending the swatter payment directly through the exchange. This is a guy who thought there was no conceivable way he could lose a defamation suit against 60 John Does. He does not consider failure. He did the absolute bare minimum in terms of opsec, was able to successfully swat himself a few times without getting caught, thought he was invincible, then went ham. It's possible he ordered the latest batch of swattings before one of his deposits was cleared, then the deposit failed or got delayed, and he wasn't able to pay. Or even better, the swatter's crypto wallet got flagged by the feds, and now his exchange account is banned and also flagged.
YES!

He probably bought direct from Coinbase & sent the payment directly, the wallets probably got flagged which might explain why he failed to pay the $250 - or he cockily decided not to pay.

He's added actual psychopaths to his enemy-list. We're just funsters who don't want anyone to get hurt.

He's really oopsied his doodles this time. LOL!!!
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
Man I want to believe this is true but it's just too perfect

The thing is though, that is a real group who does that according to people on here and KF. And that is a real account so what would be the motivation for them putting his name out there like that? It also explains why it's been ramped up so much recently. Lord knows pig couldn't afford to pay for that volume himself.
 

T. Booth Willy

Off the pigs!
It seems nuts that the guy would throw Pat under the bus for no reason. Why would he do that? When Pat first started accusing this place and kiwifarms of being behind it I thought that was a stupid accusation to make considering this place has been responsible for some of the most elaborate, imaginative and hilarious trolls I've ever seen. Swatting is low effort unfunny bullshit. I think everybody wants it to stop happening. There is no way anyone is risking their freedom and paying their money for the "reward" of "welp, stlakers swatted me for the 53rd time this morning"
Pat is an unhinged lunatic narcissist who is about to get a financial colonoscopy and he can't cope with it. That audio his neighbor recorded and the statement his sister in law gave are glimpses of how Pat handles himself in situations that challenge his ego and delusions. His childlike brain thinks that if he's a victim than the courts can't make him pay because it wouldnt be fair. Plus, getting exposed because you stiffed the hire a swat guy is peak Tomlinson. No one fucks their life up in funnier ways than Pat.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
He'll be sucking cock for phone privileges.. and be furious when he realises jail phones don't have internet access. He'll keep sucking cocks though.
I dying at the thought of him getting booked on his birthday and his phone keeps buzzing in the bin with texts of "happy birthday you stupid faggot!" So even the deputies laugh at him. Is there a concept in German for schadenfreude except with a component of being painfully erect?
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Great fawkin movie btw. Dark as fuck but so funny. It is perfectly in line with pats general MO and retardation that he did this, stiffed the guy and he just turnoswatted to get him to pay not realizing pat would just spin it as he's the world's biggest victim. Then when pat didn't pay but he had to lay low he dimed pat to fuck him
To me it’s Robin Williams best performance, I always recommended it to people but being that it’s dark and his kid is such a piece of shit pervert it’s a hard sell. When I saw that news piece where Pat smiling while talking about 911 calls that he killed his wife and “come get me” it instantly reminds me of the end where he can’t believe how out of hand his big lie has become and he starts cracking up.

If it’s true it’s makes sense to Pat, he got someone to do something illegal and refuse to pay because he thought he had outsmarted the swatter, like a “oh you’re mad I didn’t pay? What are you gonna do? Call the police? This is illegal! Haha! Hush, Child”
 
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