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CONFIRMED PATRICK FALSE FLAG?

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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If Pat really is doing it, I bet he is writing the expenses off on his taxes. So he would be wasting tax money on top of getting it written off. A nice double screwing of the government.

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866-Ron-0-Fez

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It only cost $250? That hardly seems like it's worth all the work of setting up anonymous payments let alone the risk of doing it.
From the article;

'Torswats carries out these threatening calls as part of a paid service they offer. For $75, Torswats says they will close down a school. For $50, Torswats says customers can buy “extreme swattings,” in which authorities will handcuff the victim and search the house. Torswats says they offer discounts to returning customers, and can negotiate prices for “famous people and targets such as Twitch streamers.” Torswats says on their Telegram channel that they take payment in cryptocurrency.'

lol pat's a domestic terrorist.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Now I wonder how deep this rabbit hole goes if this is what he is doing. Does this explain all the pizza calls too? Maybe not the swatting service but he could have been calling them in just for a reason to flip out. The pizza accusations were happening for a bit before the swatting accusations. Would explain how the pizzas were ordered under pats actual account on the pizza website.
 

porquedealer

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Now I wonder how deep this rabbit hole goes if this is what he is doing. Does this explain all the pizza calls too? Maybe not the swatting service but he could have been calling them in just for a reason to flip out. The pizza accusations were happening for a bit before the swatting accusations. Would explain how the pizzas were ordered under pats actual account on the pizza website.

I've said it before but I bet there is a whole load of shit that Pat 'reports' to Nikki to exert some control over her that is either wildly embellished or just plain fabricated/staged.
 

fricklefrackle

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It only cost $250? That hardly seems like it's worth all the work of setting up anonymous payments let alone the risk of doing it.
"For $50, Torswats says customers can buy “extreme swattings,” in which authorities will handcuff the victim and search the house."

I guess Piggy didn't have the dough for his last 5 SWATTings.
 

porquedealer

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IF it comes out that rick did hire the SWATTings.
As another user pointed out he went from his ghetto ADT cameras to NEST.

That would mean that he upgraded his cameras specifically for documenting this.
Not to protect his property or loved ones from 'stlakers', he wanted better higher quality footage for his next news piece.

I hope MKE PD are reading this.
 
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[SIZE=18px]Schizo Theory (but very plausible):[/SIZE]

Pat was in insurance before becoming a failed author. I'd be very, very interested to know if he's taken out a large life insurance policy on Niki within the past 2 years.

As previously mentioned, Patrick has conveniently hid upstairs during every SWATting. It's Niki who confronts the cops and their guns. It's very possible his get-out-of-debt plan (and have any income since his books don't sell) was and is to have Niki killed by a paranoid MPD officer. Patrick then gets a massive insurance payout, becomes a celebrity who gets a pity party on all the national news channels, and then receives a much, much larger settlement from the city (tens of million[SIZE=12px]$[/SIZE]) over the city's officers killing his wife. Pat never has to work again or write another book, no more debt, and no potential chaotic divorce.

An immense percentage of familicide murderers take out life insurance policies on their spouses/children before murdering them (and making it look like an accident/at random); it's the first thing that cops look for.

In 1974, Texan father [URL='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronald_Clark_O%27Bryan']Ronald O'Bryan[/URL] was $100,000 in debt. Being desperate, in a plot get out of it, he took out big life insurance policies on his two young children and then gave them Halloween Candy laced with Potassium Cyanide. His 8 yr-old son died and Ronald told the cops the candy could have came from any one of the dozens of houses they visited that night. The cops soon learned about the insurance policies and Ronald was convicted, sentenced to death and later executed for his failed plot. At his trial he pleaded how his sole motive was financial gain ('it wasn't personal'); he could think of no other way to get out of his $100k debt and so mentally justified killing a family member for the insurance money.
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Fuck, I hate how likely this scenario is.
 

Brooke Shields

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IF it comes out that rick did hire the SWATTings.
As another user pointed out he went from his ghetto ADT cameras to NEST.

That would mean that he upgraded his cameras specifically for documenting this.
Not to protect his property or loved ones from 'stlakers', he wanted better higher quality footage for his next news piece.

I hope MKE PD are reading this.
very forward thinking for a pants shitting retard
 

EllenTorquehorn

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IF it comes out that rick did hire the SWATTings.
As another user pointed out he went from his ghetto ADT cameras to NEST.

That would mean that he upgraded his cameras specifically for documenting this.
Not to protect his property or loved ones from 'stlakers', he wanted better higher quality footage for his next news piece.

I hope MKE PD are reading this.
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If anybody here is swatting Pat you are a colossal faggot cause I kind of hate trigger happy dumb dumb cops just a little more than Pat.

BUT if Pat is swatting himself and gets shot by the police that would be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
 
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