"Civilian" who picked up Rick's chairs reaches out to him on Craigslist to arrange their return (☢️Pig Sperg-out Warning☢️)

Sue Lightning

Balconyster
The thought of Rick getting these back and having them chained up like slaves.
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RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead

DominusOdium

Self Styled Brothaman
Wait a minute. I've never seen a cop car made for transporting large, bulky items. They'd have to send one of those police vans when you need to arrest 8+ people. Awkwardly shove them in the back then turn on the sirens and race to N Oakland. Only to be screamed at by Patrick for not finding the culprits and told you're getting added to the lawsuit.
Anybody who has ever actually had shit stolen knows how little interest the cops have in it. I tracked down a bike stolen off my property, gave them all the relevant info and still had to go to the address of the person reselling it myself then call the police and say it was going to turn into a thing.

They don't have a big Santa sled for stolen item returns and have bigger issues.
 
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