Change my view: Canadians are annoying

[Turk February]

Remember that faggot Pineapple that taught French and was backed up by a band of fucking skeletons. That shit was scary as FUUUUUUCK.

 

[Turk February]

Remember that faggot Pineapple that taught French and was backed up by a band of fucking skeletons. That shit was scary as FUUUUUUCK.

fucking fever dream shit

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Remember that faggot Pineapple that taught French and was backed up by a band of fucking skeletons. That shit was scary as FUUUUUUCK.

Why did every TVO Kids show rely on fucking creepy puppets or big stupid animal costumes? There was some show with a bunch of silent puppet children who lived on a farm and they did creepy puppet shenanigans. It was horrifying.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Check out any movie set in New York after like 1999. Establishing shots are done on location, but it's cheaper to fly everyone out and film in Toronto.

Now granted you are right, a lot of films are shot in Canada

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Are they? That makes no sense. Yeah maybe they’re for Canadian TV shows set in LA they film in those cities but cmon. The New York example is especially egregious considering theres so many productions studios in NY…you’re telling me they all fly to Canada to shoot NY, the place they live in?

Also this isn’t the shining example of cultural relevancy. Once again if Canada stopped existing I think the producers of TV could live with shooting in some other gay cities in the US somewhere.

Now this is a good example because I didn’t consider it

A lot of it has to do with tax credits. Georgia has been getting tons of film because they have unlimited tax credits they give out to movie production.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My parents took me to "Winterloo" one time so I could meet Patty and Joe, the hosts of The Crawlspace but the line was long as fuck so I didn't meet them. I just skated on the canal and ate a beaver tail (most overrated shit ever) and saw some cool ice sculptures. I don't know how I managed to get my parents to take me there. It's like I planned the entire trip as a child. We had to stay in a hotel and shit, it probably wasn't cheap and there was really nothing in it for my parents. I was like "I need you guys to take me to Waterloo to meet these TVO people" and they were just like "Yeah, okay. Cool. Let's go right now."

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I vaguely remember that show. I don't think I liked it. I can't remember disliking anything in particular about it. I think it just had that Canadian TV stink to it. Where it's almost like a regular show but it has some hollow cheapness to it.

Yea it's like a generic CW show.

 

[guest]

Listen, you dumb motherfuckers, I am Astar, from the planet danger, I can put my arm back on, you can't, so play safe, bitch.

Not funny

 

[Sue Lightning]

A lot of it has to do with tax credits. Georgia has been getting tons of film because they have unlimited tax credits they give out to movie production.

Same reason Breaking Bad shot in New Mexico. More tax credits and less expensive for all the permits or background actors. I’d have to research Canadas tax credits for filming but it just seems insane to me that you’d be based out of New York and shooting there but then fly the entire production to Canada for other shots.

 

[PickleRickle]

Nobody that watched the brainwash turned out gay.

 

[DMAN]

2 wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for dinner.

You know, The DMAN has never heard it phrased quite like this. Very eye opening.

The only way it is politically correct to show any sort of Canadian pride is by pretending to be as non-American as possible while being culturally indistinct from Americans. It's almost like a separatist nation, except we were never part of America, but for some reason we're completely unaware of that fact.

Sounds shockingly like race relations within America.

View attachment 168947it didn't have to be like this, boys

Young King was 100% justified in his actions against Drake.

I think it just had that Canadian TV stink to it. Where it's almost like a regular show but it has some hollow cheapness to it.

Perfectly explained but there is also a unique cornball aspect to Canadian content that is absent in American, which is its own type of eye-roling corny faggotry. Ben Shapiro's Juwanna Men movie is an example.

But the unique accents and localized phrases are HATEABLE. The DMAN knows we have some Desgrasis fans here, so to explain, it's like any scene where they portray popular music or anything in general... It's close enough that you know what they were attempting, but it has this hollowness where the key ingredients are missing.

Exactly how you can tell a show was produced by rednecks for a country themed audience. A glossy rustic old timey cringelorrd type feel. It's bigger than just accents, it's this COMMITTED FAGGOTRY. Well anyways punching out.

 

[PickleRickle]

You know, The DMAN has never heard it phrased quite like this. Very eye opening.



Sounds shockingly like race relations within America.



Young King was 100% justified in his actions against Drake.



Perfectly explained but there is also a unique cornball aspect to Canadian content that is absent in American, which is its own type of eye-roling corny faggotry. Ben Shapiro's Juwanna Men movie is an example.

But the unique accents and localized phrases are HATEABLE. The DMAN knows we have some Desgrasis fans here, so to explain, it's like any scene where they portray popular music or anything in general... It's close enough that you know what they were attempting, but it has this hollowness where the key ingredients are missing.

Exactly how you can tell a show was produced by rednecks for a country themed audience. A glossy rustic old timey cringelorrd type feel. It's bigger than just accents, it's this COMMITTED FAGGOTRY. Well anyways punching out.



Hate that little faggot Christopher Robin's retard simple jack haircut.

a little faggot I went to elementary school with was in (or still is in) Desgrasis

 

[DMAN]

a little faggot I went to elementary school with was in (or still is in) Desgrasis

Which one?

The DMAN wanted to fuck Mannie Santos in her big blubbery latina canadian ass.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Nobody that watched the brainwash turned out gay.

YTV was the shit. I only got to see it at my grandparents' house because we couldn't get cable where I lived. I was watching TVO Kids shit up until I was like 16 because we only had a few channels.

"Abe, wanna come smoke bongs in a field?"

"Nah, man. I'm gonna watch Rainbow Fish."

 

[Toast]

I've learned a lot reading this thread.

 

[Cumiace]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Which one?

The DMAN wanted to fuck Mannie Santos in her big blubbery latina canadian ass.

I would become a Canadian citizen and change my name to Trudeau to sniff her underwear

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This thread killed Myles Goodwyn of April Wine. I hope you're happy.

 

[JamieConway]

As a Canadian I could write a book on the differences between our nations but what has always shocked me are our musicians that catch on in the U.S and more specifically the ones that don't. You take some of our most embarrassing artists e.g. Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, fucking Justin Beiber but completely ignore some of the best rock artists of the last 30 years e.g The Tragically Hip, Matthew Good, Big Wreck, The Tea Party(who became huge in Australia for some reason).

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The Tragically Hip

Shit

Matthew Good

Really shit

Big Wreck, The Tea Party

literal whos?