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Change my view: Canadians are annoying

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Oh and to be fair, I have been watching todd vs evil, which I just found out was canadian produced. Surprised the show never made it over the border.
Oh fuck, Big Joe Mufferaw is also a notable Canadian.

Big Joe Mufferaw, paddlin' the Matawa, all the way from Ottawa in just one day.

Or

Big Joe Cumiaw, gayest fag you ever saw, suckin' fifty fellers off in just one day.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Oh and to be fair, I have been watching todd vs evil, which I just found out was canadian produced. Surprised the show never made it over the border.
I vaguely remember that show. I don't think I liked it. I can't remember disliking anything in particular about it. I think it just had that Canadian TV stink to it. Where it's almost like a regular show but it has some hollow cheapness to it.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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Canada is America Jr. and only the most retarded of us think we're anything special. The log driver's waltz pleases girls completely though. You gotta give us that. If you ask any girl from the parish around what pleases her most from her head to her toes she'll say "I'm not sure that it's business of yours but I do like to waltz with a log driver."
I’ll give you that. I struggled writing this thread with you in mind so I’m inclined to cut you a break.
 

Turk February

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View attachment 168947it didn't have to be like this, boys
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Firing him from Hockey Night in Canada was a national embarrassment.
The fact that there weren't riots over that shit pisses me off. They pulled Grapes' fancy pants down and unceremoniously fucked him in the ass. That's like watching your grandpa get fucked in the ass. They fucked Canada's grandpa in the ass.
 

Turk February

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Dang, he was gonna shoot a white girl too?
So the target was Jimmy because Spinner and Jay gaslighted Rick into thinking he was behind the chicken-boy prank. Afterwards he turns on Emma because she rejected him after he tried to fuck her when she was the only person who had Ricks back after his return. Shawn subdued Rick defending Emma, and presumably shot him.
 

Sue Lightning

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Canadians are an utterly inconsequential people. A country that has no identity, no place in the world, no power, no stance…If they disappeared off the face of the Earth tomorrow nothing would change. You could get rid of some shithole like Latvia or Zambia or Laos and it would have a greater impact on the world. Fuck em
 

Turk February

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Canadians are an utterly inconsequential people. A country that has no identity, no place in the world, no power, no stance…If they disappeared off the face of the Earth tomorrow nothing would change. You could get rid of some shithole like Latvia or Zambia or Laos and it would have a greater impact on the world. Fuck em
Without Vancouver and Toronto, there would be no movies or television set in any city other than LA (as they are constantly a stand in for Chicago and New York). Wood becomes too expensive for the US and your shitty match stick houses get shittier and more expensive. Oil stops feeding your stupid cars made of the metals that are mined here. Also, get ready for beef, pork, and eggs to double in price.
 
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