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I can't believe she's 57. She's 6 years younger than my mom and I would do anything she wanted in bed.
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Late 50s women hit a second wind. I don't know why, they just get hot again. Speaking from personal experience.
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Ooh and Mila Kunis! I’d like to respectfully court her, with a chaperone of course. Did i do the dirty talking thing right?
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Whoa kike nose!
Of course I meant my mom. That bitch is sexy. I'd bang her right in front of my dad just to make him cry like the pussy he is.
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It's okay, I've been fucking your dad on the DL for like 7 years. He's a filthy cheater.
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Well now I don't even feel even a little bit bad for blowing loads into mommy.
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I don't even enjoy it anymore, his love is so cruel. Maybe he can cast me out, maybe he can kill.
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Ana de Armas
Alexandra Daddario
Eva Green
Alexandra Daddario
Eva Green
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Who is this? Nice Khaazars.
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Not necessarily sexy but I need to fuck the English out of Emma Watson, preferably harry potter era (
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She's mostly fake but any time I see Nikki Minaj, my dick goes a-large, know what I mean?
Opester already had her but I'd like a taste
)She's mostly fake but any time I see Nikki Minaj, my dick goes a-large, know what I mean?
Opester already had her but I'd like a taste
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Looking through the list, the most believable one is @BrotherMan1488
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WOW! Nikki Minaj is gross!Not necessarily sexy but I need to fuck the English out of Emma Watson, preferably harry potter era (
She's mostly fake but any time I see Nikki Minaj, my dick goes a-large, know what I mean?
Opester already had her but I'd like a taste
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Every time anyone says they want to fuck Emma Stone I get a flash of anger like you're trying to fuck my ex girlfriend of ten years who was the love of my life because she looks almost exactly like her. I can't even watch anything with her in it. YOU FUCKING MY WIFE, NATHAN FIELDER??
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Whichever one needed the job worst
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She used to fuck her nephew. Kid is the same age as her son and got stabbed a few years ago in London (non-fatal). What a filthy bitch (in a good way).
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I'm going with Anne Hathaway too. They're around the same age and both originally from NYC, so @TorqueWheeler probably used that as a jumping off point. Silence is confirmation, Torque.
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Sure
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She sucked the life force from Brendan Fraser to look this good
Eva Green is that kinda scary hot. Like I'm pretty sure she's crazy and it's a bad idea but I still would. Also she seems to love getting naked in movies