Celebrities I would fuck

[guest]

I have actually fucked one of these women. Feel free to speculate.

We all know how much of a whore Hannah Montana is. I know your secret, Torque... because I fucked her too.

She said you were better.

Sniff.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

We all know how much of a whore Hannah Montana is. I know your secret, Torque... because I fucked her too.

She said you were better.

Sniff.

Back in the dangerously young days I would have but no, not her. A little classier.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

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Oh, yes!!!

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

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Hmmmm...no.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Back in the dangerously young days I would have but no, not her. A little classier.

I want to say Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone is my second guess. Not sure you would confirm but I wanted to share my answers anyway.

 

[guest]

I want to say Anne Hathaway and Emma Stone is my second guess. Not sure you would confirm but I wanted to share my answers anyway.

Anne Hathaway is that good classy pussy, hence why I talked about putting it in the hair pie and not her ass. That woman is a modern day Audrey Hepburn, her shitter remains unviolated until marriage.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Anne Hathaway is that good classy pussy, hence why I talked about putting it in the hair pie and not her ass. That woman is a modern day Audrey Hepburn, her shitter remains unviolated until marriage.

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I wish Anne stumbled upon this thread. I think it would brighten her day.

 

[Lard Glug]

I agree. It feel good on the penis to pussy fuck a woman cunt with the penis.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Back in the dangerously young days I would have but no, not her. A little classier.

Her meth dealer?

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I'm just suprised Nobody has brought up precious for the goof.

 

[Zombie247]

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

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"Ew! Where's the trans?!" - Anthony Cumia

 

[IanCurtis]

Meghan Markle - I'd treat it like a facial abuse scene, have her barking like a seal while her butthole gets stretched etc (but loving it, cause you know she's a dirty whore) then the pièce de résistance would be showing her husband a video of his wife getting plugged so I could laugh while he cried.

 

[midwit]

Anne Hathaway is that good classy pussy, hence why I talked about putting it in the hair pie and not her ass. That woman is a modern day Audrey Hepburn, her shitter remains unviolated until marriage.

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"In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy "Get Smart" star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing". She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way."

 

[Nana Cumia]

Elizabeth Hurley last year

 

[Turk February]

Charlize Theron is so hot I'll watch her in anything, even though most of it is shit

Margot Robbie is insanely fuckable

Brittany Murphy, I'd fuck, but she's been dead for over a decade, which would create some problems with the normies

 

[guest]

"In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy "Get Smart" star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says "every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing". She also speaks about significance of the first time and the trustworthy partner and how the anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way."

That gave me a chubby, I don't even care if it's true or not.

Elizabeth Hurley last year

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Holy blow a load into her pussy, Batman!

 

[Imager]

Holy blow a load into her pussy, Batman!

She’s like 57 years old too. She has to be a satan worshipper.

 

[guest]

She’s like 57 years old too. She has to be a satan worshipper.

False. She is Satan. Haven't you ever seen Bedazzled?