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Caught Jackie Singh being totally full of shit again and decided to expose her. It's just too easy
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My cars - didn’t own both of them at the same time.
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It’s gotta be because mentally he’s still a teenager dork that didn’t have any friends. Having a semi nice mustang back in the 90s probably made you stand out to your high school classmates. I bet whoever the popular guy / jock of his class that got all the girls had a mustang. It’s the only explanation why he’s still bragging about driving a mustang at 44 years old.
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Yeah he’s lucky if he’ll get 3500-4500 and that’s pushing it because of the miles / being in Wisconsin winters / accident history.The mufflers and the aluminum door sills, I posted the screenshot above. What an absolute toilet. How's that garage build going fat ass?
Here's the thread with the Carfax, 4 owners, 5 accidents and 170k miles lmao
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Got bored and pulled the Carfax for the Rustang. This has been hit for times than the lottery, five incident reports - 4 accidents and one damage report. https://www.autovhr.com/deal/CFReports-ran/Deal-CFreport_1705540869.html Enjoy reading, stlakernew.onaforums.net
For example my dad recently sold his 2005 Cadillac XLR sports car. It was a hardtop convertible and garage kept year round as it was his “fun” car for a weekend drive and it only had 72k miles with zero accidents and he only got 6500 for it from carvana.
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What’s crazy is he actually thinks his daily driver is a collectors item and worth a lot of money. When I sold cars I remember the biggest retards drove mustang. I remember one dope bought a shitty beat up mustang for like 5 grand and thought he could “flip” it at a dealership and get 10 grand on it for a trade because in his mind mustangs are very valuable. It was worth 3 grand and my used car manager called him an idiot
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Your dad got f'd In the A. Real bad
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He didn’t care, it was coming up on having some stuff repaired and just wanted to get rid of it. He’s very wealthy and just wanted it gone (he didn’t drive it much and the battery was always dying, would have to spend a bunch to get a proper blue tooth as that wasn’t common back then, etc)Your dad got f'd In the A. Real bad
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I told him he could have gotten more but he didn’t want to deal with it - they came and picked it up and gave him a check and that’s all he wanted.
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Or you could just find an RX-7/8, you dumb faggot. That's the Mazda real "car guys" would want and Pat doesn't know why
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The only cars that "turn heads" are the ridiculous expensive ones like Lambos and Ferraris.
Him thinking the citizens of Milwaukee stop in their tracks to gawk at his shitty, common 08 Mustang is one of his more insane delusions. Oh my god a Toyota Camry! I'm gonna snap a pic and send it to my dad!
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The fuck would you know? Do you even have your own pseudonymous car blog?
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I'm actually the only pure car enthusiast on Earth right now. Anyone else who considers themselves a fan of automobiles is lying and defaming me.
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Exactly, only something you don’t see everyday turns heads - not a mustang made in the last 20 years. That’s one of his most ridiculous claims - especially how people to stop him and make cash offers on it when he’s out and about around town - even though he barely leaves the house. The biggest accomplishment in his life was buying a used mustang.
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I really think his insane obsession over driving a mustang and making sure everyone knows is something from his high school mentality that never matured. That’s the only time I would think you would want to brag if you had a mustang - if you were a teenager in high school. After that nobody really gives a shit what you drive - especially in your 40s.
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Holy shit he’s still bitching about new cars that he can’t buy because he’s poor
This is what he has to tell himself why he driving around a shitty mustang that is close to 20 years old. “I could buy a brand new car but I refuse to due to safety reasons, child” even though he drinks and drives often.
This is what he has to tell himself why he driving around a shitty mustang that is close to 20 years old. “I could buy a brand new car but I refuse to due to safety reasons, child” even though he drinks and drives often.
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Muscle memory? Pretty much the important stuff is on your steering wheel (like radio controls, volume, pre sets etc) which removes the need for your “muscle memory” knobs and buttons. Cars have been getting larger screens for years yet he thinks it’s causing millions on car related accidents and deaths due to being distracted by their dashboard. No stupid, people are distracted by their CELL PHONES!
He’s such a retard.
He’s sounds like a typical booming complaining about not being able to figure out their cell phone or tv remote.
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Its always people that cant even afford to buy a new car or the car they are talking about, demanding automakers to do something.
Pat has never owned a brand new car and he will never be a 1st owner of a car. He has to get the 3rd-4th hand used.
Nothing wrong with that, Im never buying brand new again ( bought 2 new) but he isnt even in the demographic of what sells a brand new car.
Like he could ever afford the car.
Turns out they finally did just that and guess who signed up to buy it....not pat. Because the MSRP is $164k. He was never an actual buyer of a car that caliber. He couldnt even afford a used one. I used to do that shit in high school. Pleading for the STI and Evo's to be sold here even though I was never going to actually buy one off the lot. As close as pat will get is taking a pic of one at a stop light or if its parked in front of the bar.
Pat has never owned a brand new car and he will never be a 1st owner of a car. He has to get the 3rd-4th hand used.
Nothing wrong with that, Im never buying brand new again ( bought 2 new) but he isnt even in the demographic of what sells a brand new car.
Like he could ever afford the car.
Turns out they finally did just that and guess who signed up to buy it....not pat. Because the MSRP is $164k. He was never an actual buyer of a car that caliber. He couldnt even afford a used one. I used to do that shit in high school. Pleading for the STI and Evo's to be sold here even though I was never going to actually buy one off the lot. As close as pat will get is taking a pic of one at a stop light or if its parked in front of the bar.