Captain Kamala hate thread.

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

Your slender man legs

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

i was on strike from posting pics until mews did, but i caved. need the attention.

Thank you for your service

 

[guest]

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Worst fucking character in Pat's shitty fucking book. He says she wasn't based on kamala harris and he just chose a popular Indian name or some shit. I don't know what reasoning is more hack, to be honest witcha.

On an unrelated note, bam's seed is fucking retarded. Literally -- All the drugs bam magera has done must mean that his semen/seed is legit retarded, and will only make autist babies. That's why you quit the drug and alcohol lifestyle while you're still relatively young, like steve-o did.

just hang yourself homo

 

[guest]

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just hang yourself homo

Agreed

 

[guest]

Reminder: @captain_kamala likes to be body shamed, so all simps need to exit this thread.

BAM is a fat black bitch that will never be an in demand sex worker with her current fat, BBW body.

 

[captain_kamala]

Reminder: @captain_kamala likes to be body shamed, so all simps need to exit this thread.

BAM is a fat black bitch that will never be an in demand sex worker with her current fat, BBW body.

i haven't done sex work for a good few years but i see people glamorizing it on tiktok and think about going back. but please body shame me.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

i haven't done sex work for a good few years but i see people glamorizing it on tiktok and think about going back. but please body shame me.

So lowballing while propositioning you for sex would be a turn on? Cause I'd pay up 10 dollars for some back seat half and half in the food lion parking lot

 

[captain_kamala]

So lowballing while propositioning you for sex would be a turn on? Cause I'd pay up 10 dollars for some back seat half and half in the food lion parking lot

i don't need $10 i'm a big baller rocking a $15 mirror. do better.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

i don't need $10 i'm a big baller rocking a $15 mirror. do better.

I'll throw in a couple coupons from under the passenger seat, and I won't deliberately try to cum in your eye. Best I can do

 

[CuntFucker .]

I go deep with the misdirection.

 

[captain_kamala]

I go deep with the misdirection.

i still need to see that pink dick head. come on.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

They say the smaller the feet and bigger the tits - the more fertile and esteogen filled a woman is
They also say smoking promotes testosterone by blocking the estrogen that is unnaturally being forced into our diets

They is a litany of schizophrenic whose word I take as truth

Also you don't look fat cause it's a front facing picture, if you were sideways we'd really be able to judge by your belly protrusion.
I was getting sick of my skinny fat at 5'11 175, I can only imagine what your profile looked like as a smaller person at 186

Posing with your shoulders hunched and hair like that doesn't help either, looks like a bedridden 12 year old was taken in for a lupus inspection

 

[Will Tate]

looks like a bedridden 12 year old was taken in for a lupus inspection

 

[captain_kamala]

They say the smaller the feet and bigger the tits - the more fertile and esteogen filled a woman is
They also say smoking promotes testosterone by blocking the estrogen that is unnaturally being forced into our diets

They is a litany of schizophrenic whose word I take as truth

Also you don't look fat cause it's a front facing picture, if you were sideways we'd really be able to judge by your belly protrusion.
I was getting sick of my skinny fat at 5'11 175, I can only imagine what your profile looked like as a smaller person at 186

Posing with your shoulders hunched and hair like that doesn't help either, looks like a bedridden 12 year old was taken in for a lupus inspection

the hair is the pre shampoo look, i detangle and twist it. otherwise once the water hits it it mats up.
i'm plenty fertile, i'll be 37 this year and had 2 babies one of which was 9 lbs. i can't compete with younger childless women but i'm alright, all things considered.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Get some goo gone and get that price tag off the mirror.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I think @captain_kamala’s hair is sexy

 

[guest]

whether you guys think i need to put on weight or lose it, we can all agree that my body isn't ideal and that's all that matters. thanks.

got any pics of "fat bam"?

 

[captain_kamala]

got any pics of "fat bam"?

no i only have what's on my phone and that's less than a year old. maybe my mom does but i'm not gonna pester her just to get cyberbullied.

 

[captain_kamala]

1k views and only a handful of comments telling me to lose weight. do better.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

1k views and only a handful of comments telling me to lose weight. do better.

I want you to get fatter, see if those tits swell up to something respectable