Captain Kamala hate thread.

[guest]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

I think you're really funny and everything but we should just be friends.

 

[captain_kamala]

I think you're really funny and everything but we should just be friends.

if niki's built like a fridge, i'm built like a mini fridge

 

[guest]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

If you got some implants, you wouldn't look fat at all. Aren't you like 30 minutes from the world's best plastic surgeons? Quit the smokes for a few month and save up.

 

[guest]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

Thanks babe, you’ve got a booty on ya? Mind turning around for us?

 

[captain_kamala]

Thanks babe, you’ve got a booty on ya? Mind turning around for us?

booty's as small as the titties unfortunately

If you got some implants, you wouldn't look fat at all. Aren't you like 30 minutes from the world's best plastic surgeons? Quit the smokes for a few month and save up.

nah i'm so used to the no bra lifestyle plus titties would just make me feel more fat

 

[guest]

if niki's built like a fridge, i'm built like a mini fridge

you need hips more than implants, im telling you 13 weeks birth control will turn you into that Botticeli painting...a real womanly figure

 

[captain_kamala]

you need hips more than implants, im telling you 13 weeks birth control will turn you into that Botticeli painting...a real womanly figure

there was an old pic of me with real curvy hips in green panties. i don't know if anyone has it. i fluctuate.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

I always get such a kick out of when @captain_kamala posts nudes

Today is going to be a good day, I can feel it

 

[guest]

there was an old pic of me with real curvy hips in green panties. i don't know if anyone has it. i fluctuate.

I know you’re anorexic but you really need to eat a sandwich babe.

 

[captain_kamala]

I know you’re anorexic but you really need to eat a sandwich babe.

only a fat person would look at an average, borderline overweight person and say this. you sound like covidcumia.

 

[guest]

only a fat person would look at an average, borderline overweight person and say this. you sound like covidcumia.

Only thing i’m saying is you need them love handles babe. But you’re beautiful anyway, especially on the inside that’s what counts most for me.

 

[Harry Powell]

Only because I know this thread will get tons of views and I need the attention

I won't go to the beach until I get rid of this fat gut
Nice not having a man to hang a mirror for you, stupid
What else am I gonna get torn to pieces about

Mews could learn a lot from you.

 

[captain_kamala]

Mews could learn a lot from you.

i was on strike from posting pics until mews did, but i caved. need the attention.

 

[guest]

i was on strike from posting pics until mews did, but i caved. need the attention.

No shame in the game.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

i was on strike from posting pics until mews did, but i caved. need the attention.

@RobertMewler is being very Jewish with her nudes

 

[guest]

@RobertMewler is being very Jewish with her nudes

Fat, too.

 

[guest]

Worst fucking character in Pat's shitty fucking book. He says she wasn't based on kamala harris and he just chose a popular Indian name or some shit. I don't know what reasoning is more hack, to be honest witcha.

On an unrelated note, bam's seed is fucking retarded. Literally -- All the drugs bam magera has done must mean that his semen/seed is legit retarded, and will only make autist babies. That's why you quit the drug and alcohol lifestyle while you're still relatively young, like steve-o did.

Beg to differ, fellow cracker jack. I defer to the Jada Fire/Mark Ashley video series.

I get it on the (spread) surface. Good pussy doesn’t necessarily equate to good company. In fact it never does. Ever.

But we need a palate cleanser. Someone that can remind us of what we are and what we need.

@captain_kamala is the phat (maybe over the hill) girl we all would love to claim/not claim after two and a half pints of shitty imported vodka.

At any rate Fatrick (a portmanteau of sorts, you rubbish children) called her a white supremacist despite defining her fine self as a POC. She then proceeded to layeth the Nubian Queen smackdown on his fat white ass Wu Tang style.

tl;dr BCS sucks recently

 

[captain_kamala]

Fat, too.

she's skinnier than me unfortunately

 

[guest]

I think you're really funny and everything but we should just be friends.

Those are some Bigfoot feet that could done convert me to being a foot man. I like your feet is what I’m saying.

 

[captain_kamala]

Those are some Bigfoot feet that could done convert me to being a foot man. I like your feet is what I’m saying.

i should have cropped them out. can't believe i gave them away for free.