Calling it: Jim will not survive 2025

[UnPRePared]

No show to milk Sirius for a few pound notes and shill his Hoboken stand-up. A Viking he-bitch spending good money on high class Mead. Prep injections and AIDS cocktails to extend his miserable life. Constant buying of nice shirts (stupid). It can't lost for The Worm.

Ray Wilson said it first: Jim will die this year. How do you think it'll be?

 

[Nana Cumia]

Murder suicide by the mentally ill viking.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I watched a few minutes of the Magnus And Jim Show this morning. Bobby Kelly is the guest, and right at the beginning Bobby is talking about how he sacrificed making emotional connections for a long time to get ahead in his career and I think he was about to say how he's glad he's past that because he loves his family and the tranny cut him off and was angrily like "I have way too much SELF RESPECT for those kinds of connections." and Bobby and Jim were both like "...what?" You're a man dressed up like a woman married to a little perverted creature who purchased you. You have no self respect.

The tranny also right off the bat told Bobby that they got him a Christmas gift and gave him a bottle of booze. Then admitted it was a joke, took the bottle back and started drinking it. Then Bobby was like "I actually did get you something... because it's Christmas..." Then the tranny proceeded to get drunk and belligerent talking about how that argument video with Jim was all because of the tranny being a spoiled retard and Jim actually wasn't in the wrong. There were a couple times when Bobby obviously didn't realize that he should probably be afraid.



Everything I mentioned is in the first few minutes.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I watched a few minutes of the Magnus And Jim Show this morning. Bobby Kelly is the guest, and right at the beginning Bobby is talking about how he sacrificed making emotional connections for a long time to get ahead in his career and I think he was about to say how he's glad he's past that because he loves his family and the tranny cut him off and was angrily like "I have way too much SELF RESPECT for those kinds of connections." and Bobby and Jim were both like "...what?" You're a man dressed up like a woman married to a little perverted creature who purchased you. You have no self respect.

The tranny also right off the bat told Bobby that they got him a Christmas gift and gave him a bottle of booze. Then admitted it was a joke, took the bottle back and started drinking it. Then Bobby was like "I actually did get you something... because it's Christmas..." Then the tranny proceeded to get drunk and belligerent talking about how that argument video with Jim was all because of the tranny being a spoiled retard and Jim actually wasn't in the wrong. There were a couple times when Bobby obviously didn't realize that he should probably be afraid.



Everything I mentioned is in the first few minutes.

Thank you resident gay for watching this and reporting back to us.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Thank you resident gay for watching this and reporting back to us.

I always watch the first couple minutes and skip around because the tranny always embarrasses Jim and whenever it's a younger guest the tranny obviously flirts with them in front of Jim. The Dan Soder one was so bad I think I watched the whole thing.

 

[NoBacon]

Nature, at the direction of the Lord, is punishing Morton for his depraved freak life. He’s going to spend his days without a radio job being bullied in his apartment by his husband until his divorce costs him it, then he’s going to succumb to the health problems of being a hedonistic gay man always leads to.

 

[Harry Tasker]

I watched a few minutes of the Magnus And Jim Show this morning. Bobby Kelly is the guest, and right at the beginning Bobby is talking about how he sacrificed making emotional connections for a long time to get ahead in his career and I think he was about to say how he's glad he's past that because he loves his family and the tranny cut him off and was angrily like "I have way too much SELF RESPECT for those kinds of connections." and Bobby and Jim were both like "...what?" You're a man dressed up like a woman married to a little perverted creature who purchased you. You have no self respect.

The tranny also right off the bat told Bobby that they got him a Christmas gift and gave him a bottle of booze. Then admitted it was a joke, took the bottle back and started drinking it. Then Bobby was like "I actually did get you something... because it's Christmas..." Then the tranny proceeded to get drunk and belligerent talking about how that argument video with Jim was all because of the tranny being a spoiled retard and Jim actually wasn't in the wrong. There were a couple times when Bobby obviously didn't realize that he should probably be afraid.



Everything I mentioned is in the first few minutes.

Bobby looking like a healthy weight there. Good for him

 

[Leeeavings]

How is it that the homunculus had sinus surgery and yet he still is snuffing constantly

 

[PogromStallone]

Jim agrees to do a show with the Count. They're sitting in a small dark room repeating the same jokes they always tell when Pockmarks realizes that this is the moment. They're both at a point in their lives where this is okay. So he goes in for a kiss and lil' Yimmy freaks out. This did not go as planned. The worm will tell everyone what happened. He needs to be quiet. Forever. His elderly woman-hands wrapped tight about his friend's neck. Jimmy's eyes roll back as his last breath leaves his body. "Fucking niggers did this" Anthony says blubbering through his tears. It doesn't take long for Anth to start feeling uncomfortable which means that he soon will never think about Jim ever again. He boots up Twitter and sees a picture of young black man strung up for looking at a white woman. "HAHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIIT!!"

 

[UnPRePared]

Jim agrees to do a show with the Count. They're sitting in a small dark room repeating the same jokes they always tell when Pockmarks realizes that this is the moment. They're both at a point in their lives where this is okay. So he goes in for a kiss and lil' Yimmy freaks out. This did not go as planned. The worm will tell everyone what happened. He needs to be quiet. Forever. His elderly woman-hands wrapped tight about his friend's neck. Jimmy's eyes roll back as his last breath leaves his body. "Fucking niggers did this" Anthony says blubbering through his tears. It doesn't take long for Anth to start feeling uncomfortable which means that he soon will never think about Jim ever again. He boots up Twitter and sees a picture of young black man strung up for looking at a white woman. "HAHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIIT!!"

That would be Anthony's MO - go on a crazy kill spree and say "F/N's did this!"


And ya know, he'd kinda be right.

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Buggery kills

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Jimmy's eyes roll back as his last breath leaves his body. "Fucking niggers did this" Anthony says blubbering through his tears.

This is my next shooting star wish.

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

He really has skyrocketed up my personal O&A deathwatch, since Nana seems impervious to death, heart attacks, illness, niggers and doesn't have the self-awareness to kill herself.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Aids, Jim takes prep he probably already has it

 

[DooDooBrown]

How is it that the homunculus had sinus surgery and yet he still is snuffing constantly

He’s sniffing constantly because he’s trying to figure out why his apartment always smells like man ass.

 

[PickleRickle]

Jim will only attain fame in death. Once Jim kicks the ol' bucket, every O&A nigger will suddenly put him on the Patrice plane of existence.

 

[lilconnorpeterson]

AIDS and autographs is the funniest therefore it gets my vote.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Aids, Jim takes prep he probably already has it

I would think Nikki wouldn't be too pleased if he was still taking Prep. That would mean he was still having sex with multiple partners. He shouldn't need it if he's only shoving his cock into Nikki's asshole.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I would think Nikki wouldn't be too pleased if he was still taking Prep. That would mean he was still having sex with multiple partners. He shouldn't need it if he's only shoving his cock into Nikki's asshole.

Yeah you do, fag sex causes aids

 

[The Talking Dead]

This comment on the video is a rib destroyer and so fucking accurate...

Also I can just never get used to the fact that we're living in a time where a man in a dress is being treated like a woman. Everyone who comes into contact with Thor talks to him like he's this sweet demure angel who needs to be treated like a delicate piece of glass who might shatter if you're not extra special nice to him. It's a fucking man in a dress putting on a fake voice! FUUUUUUUUUCK!