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Calling it: Jim will not survive 2025

How does Morton finally Salt da Eart?


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The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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Anyhow how do you think aids started? Do you really think it was people fucking monkeys?

Well Sue was rumored to have AIDS and I'm pretty sure that's how she got it...

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Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
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Dude, I've been watching this shit for 8 minutes and it hasn't happened yet. This has been the worst 8 minutes of my year so far. Please just timestamp the part where thor gets angry about having self respect or I'm going to snap.
Go to 23:45 to see Nikki drop the girly voice for second
 

Rick Roblinson

Sausage-Fingered Vulgarian
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I watched a few minutes of the Magnus And Jim Show this morning. Bobby Kelly is the guest, and right at the beginning Bobby is talking about how he sacrificed making emotional connections for a long time to get ahead in his career and I think he was about to say how he's glad he's past that because he loves his family and the tranny cut him off and was angrily like "I have way too much SELF RESPECT for those kinds of connections." and Bobby and Jim were both like "...what?" You're a man dressed up like a woman married to a little perverted creature who purchased you. You have no self respect.

The tranny also right off the bat told Bobby that they got him a Christmas gift and gave him a bottle of booze. Then admitted it was a joke, took the bottle back and started drinking it. Then Bobby was like "I actually did get you something... because it's Christmas..." Then the tranny proceeded to get drunk and belligerent talking about how that argument video with Jim was all because of the tranny being a spoiled retard and Jim actually wasn't in the wrong. There were a couple times when Bobby obviously didn't realize that he should probably be afraid.



Everything I mentioned is in the first few minutes.

I was just skipping around. I can't really tell what's real or what's Jim and his "wife" trying to do some gay fucking shtick where they argue like a sitcom couple. Anyways, my prediction is that Nikki/Princess Alena/Thor gets completely shitfaced one night, has some kind of psychotic meltdown and smashes a bottle of liquor over Jim's head killing him by blunt force trauma.
 
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Go to 23:45 to see Nikki drop the girly voice for second
I finally clicked this trash and started there. I couldn't even make it a full 2 minutes. Listening to this douchey cunt whine about the NYC subway as if she is some out-of-touch aristocratic girl from a cheesy Christmas movie. You're married to a fat old man and you're unemployed. You are not above a subway.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I finally clicked this trash and started there. I couldn't even make it a full 2 minutes. Listening to this douchey cunt whine about the NYC subway as if she is some out-of-touch aristocratic girl from a cheesy Christmas movie. You're married to a fat old man and you're unemployed. You are not above a subway.
Funny Norton is now having to use the subway after years of taking cabs / car service etc - the Norton’s are cutting back and Niki isn’t taking it well and having to drink more.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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This comment on the video is a rib destroyer and so fucking accurate...


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Also I can just never get used to the fact that we're living in a time where a man in a dress is being treated like a woman. Everyone who comes into contact with Thor talks to him like he's this sweet demure angel who needs to be treated like a delicate piece of glass who might shatter if you're not extra special nice to him. It's a fucking man in a dress putting on a fake voice! FUUUUUUUUUCK!

Funny Norton is now having to use the subway after years of taking cabs / car service etc - the Norton’s are cutting back and Niki isn’t taking it well and having to drink more.

I hope she gets loaded and lights her farts on him.

Good ol' Crispy Norton, they'd call him. Wormy on the inside and black on the outside.
 
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This comment on the video is a rib destroyer and so fucking accurate...


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Also I can just never get used to the fact that we're living in a time where a man in a dress is being treated like a woman. Everyone who comes into contact with Thor talks to him like he's this sweet demure angel who needs to be treated like a delicate piece of glass who might shatter if you're not extra special nice to him. It's a fucking man in a dress putting on a fake voice! FUUUUUUUUUCK!
Muffin Diva
 
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