Calling it: Jim will not survive 2025

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Yeah you do, fag sex causes aids

You understand that one of the fags has to get it from another fag outside the relationship, correct?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You understand that one of the fags has to get it from another fag outside the relationship, correct?

Not true, fag sex causes aids. There is no such thing as safe sex between fags

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

With the Sirius money gone, Jim's income ends up being a fraction of what it once was. He has to tighten up and starts paying more attention to his finances. While combing his statements, he notices that Thor has been siphoning money out of his accounts for years. He confronts Thor about this which leads to a physical struggle where Jimmy finally meets his demise.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Not true, fag sex causes aids. There is no such thing as safe sex between fags

If Jim and Nikki were only having sex with each other, how would they contract AIDS?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

With the Sirius money gone, Jim's income ends up being a fraction of it once was. He has to tighten up and starts paying more attention to his finances. While combing his statements, he notices that Thor has been siphoning money out of his accounts for years. He confronts Thor about this which leads to a physical struggle where Jimmy finally meets his demise.

I'm definitely calling thrown over the terrace.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Norton in distress!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I'm definitely calling thrown over the terrace.

I also think it will be this - either the Viking will bludgeon Norton to death while in a drunken / pill haze or throw him out of a window or off the terrace while fighting over money since “Nikki” keeps spending it all. He’s not living long.

It reminds me of that Robert DeNiro story where he fighting with his wife in public and yelled “if you didn’t spend so much money I wouldn’t have to keep making shitty movies!”

Of course Norton doesn’t have that option to get paid well to make shitty movies.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

If Jim and Nikki were only having sex with each other, how would they contract AIDS?

Because fag sex is not natural, eventually shit particles or whatever the fuck go into your blood stream causing aids. Fag sex causing aids was a lot more common knowledge but big fag propaganda has done a number on culture today.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Because fag sex is not natural, eventually shit particles or whatever the fuck go into your blood stream causing aids. Fag sex causing aids was a lot more common knowledge but big fag propaganda has done a number on culture today.

You understand that some of us fuck females in the ass and lick their assholes and never get AIDS, right?

 

[Chive Turkey]

The money'll start running out quick and He-Woman will sue for divorce to consolidate whatever's left. By the time the smoke clears, there'll be nothing left and both of them will commit suicide. Everyone lives happily ever after.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You understand that some of us fuck females in the ass and lick their assholes and never get AIDS, right?

No where near the frequency gays do. Aids didn't start because heteros fucked
During the height of the AIDS scare in the 80s all the gays had to do was just not fuck or at the very least wear a rubber and they just couldn't do it.
Anyhow how do you think aids started? Do you really think it was people fucking monkeys?

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

No where near the frequency gays do. Aids didn't start because heteros fucked
During the height of the AIDS scare in the 80s all the gays had to do was just not fuck or at the very least wear a rubber and they just couldn't do it.
Anyhow how do you think aids started? Do you really think it was people fucking monkeys?

So, gays can get AIDS through ass sex but hetero sexuals can't?

 

[JasperB]

Jim agrees to do a show with the Count. They're sitting in a small dark room repeating the same jokes they always tell when Pockmarks realizes that this is the moment. They're both at a point in their lives where this is okay. So he goes in for a kiss and lil' Yimmy freaks out. This did not go as planned. The worm will tell everyone what happened. He needs to be quiet. Forever. His elderly woman-hands wrapped tight about his friend's neck. Jimmy's eyes roll back as his last breath leaves his body. "Fucking niggers did this" Anthony says blubbering through his tears. It doesn't take long for Anth to start feeling uncomfortable which means that he soon will never think about Jim ever again. He boots up Twitter and sees a picture of young black man strung up for looking at a white woman. "HAHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIIT!!"

Not sure Nana has the dexterity left in her booze-bloated hands and Gumby arms to strangle the worm who can always turn into a blob for self defense.

Would love for a podcast with Nana, Jimmy and their “chicks” end in a fight between Missy and Thor. I think Thor would win seeing as he’s a massive dude and Missy is only like a blue belt but she does seem to have some crazy in her.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

So, gays can get AIDS through ass sex but hetero sexuals can't?

In laymen's terms, yes

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

In laymen's terms, yes

That's amazing! You should publish in a scientific journal!

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Murder suicide by the mentally ill viking.

It’d be so much funnier if Nikki drained his bank account, beat him to death, fled the country before the body was discovered, then went back to living as a man and became the Gigachad her genes want her to be.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

Jim agrees to do a show with the Count. They're sitting in a small dark room repeating the same jokes they always tell when Pockmarks realizes that this is the moment. They're both at a point in their lives where this is okay. So he goes in for a kiss and lil' Yimmy freaks out. This did not go as planned. The worm will tell everyone what happened. He needs to be quiet. Forever. His elderly woman-hands wrapped tight about his friend's neck. Jimmy's eyes roll back as his last breath leaves his body. "Fucking niggers did this" Anthony says blubbering through his tears. It doesn't take long for Anth to start feeling uncomfortable which means that he soon will never think about Jim ever again. He boots up Twitter and sees a picture of young black man strung up for looking at a white woman. "HAHAHAHAHA HOLEEE SHIIT!!"

I actually LOLed in real life. You can just picture it. Anthony turning on his last true friend in the entire world—the one person in his life who never used him or turned his back on him—then immediately grabbing his Twitter Blankie to make the feelings go away, Yimmy’s lumpy body still warm on the floor.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I would think Nikki wouldn't be too pleased if he was still taking Prep. That would mean he was still having sex with multiple partners. He shouldn't need it if he's only shoving his cock into Nikki's asshole.

As soon as he said that I just assumed Nikki was still getting BLACKEDRAW and then dumping hot sticky POZ loads into Worm’s squishy old spum-drain

 

[despacito69]

Intestinal rupture from you know who. Like Mr hands.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

You understand that some of us fuck females in the ass and lick their assholes and never get AIDS, right?

absolutely based butthole worshipper