Brothermen you are rooting for to get their lives together?

[Imager]

My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Do brothermen who get better get less funny?

My life is in shambles and I'm one of the least funny posters there is.

 

[Africa.com]

My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.

You gotta drop a nigger IRL every once in a while.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.

I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell".

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

You gotta drop a nigger IRL every once in a while.

My social skills aren't high enough to say nigger IRL. The raw phonetics fall apart in my mouth even when the feeling is real.

 

[More Worser]

@LockedHDD__Pot has got to get his shit under control
@More Worser needs some individually placed follicles
Nigger Jim needs to retain that semen for just a few more months

You forgot that @Stochastic Terryist needs some balls

 

[More Worser]

I want @gassers to get laid.

Leave it alone.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell".

Just today I was grabbing a beer at a bar and the bartender clumsily poured too much foam on top and she apologized so without missing a beat I replied, “it’s okay, I like a lot of head” and the whole bar exploded with laughter.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell".

*pounds console*

 

[guest]

Hoping he's less of a coprophile due to me @chocolatehellhole

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I am hoping Ant's heart problems and Opie wishing him well several times leads to them reconciling enough to do a show together again. Ant won't respond to him though