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Brothermen you are rooting for to get their lives together?

Imager

The Wackiest Funster there ever was
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My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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28,702
My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.
You gotta drop a nigger IRL every once in a while.
 

chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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64,423
My life is decent (I'm not even mentioned in this thread) and I'm nowhere near as funny as I used to be, especially here.

But I'm lightning quick in real life conversations. I was with some friends recently and a guy jokingly said something about how his wife complains that his big dick makes her pussy hurt when he's fucking her and he has to tell her to just get over it.

Without hesitation I said, "My wife never says that to me," in the most deadpan way possible.

I'm in real trouble when I get older and lose some of my marbles because I'll likely still be fast, but will say 'nigger' at highly inappropriate times. I can't wait.
I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell". :vaswnoh:
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

❤️we have 12 discord gays using this account❤️
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I had one recently where some guy at the bar said "My parents had 2 rules growing up - " and before he could finish I said "Don't ask, don't tell". :vaswnoh:
Just today I was grabbing a beer at a bar and the bartender clumsily poured too much foam on top and she apologized so without missing a beat I replied, “it’s okay, I like a lot of head” and the whole bar exploded with laughter.
:pfg_md:
 

J.B. Mauney

HIT THE LIKES, WE ARE SHADOWBANNED
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Just so you know, @Professor Rape Is claiming in da chats that HE ran off more worser

Just so ya know, me and Dougie are the same person.

We're separate and together.

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Double faggots, sockcuckahz
 
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