Brewers opening day

[TorpidSloth]

"I know what this beer needs! To be mixed with some carbonated sugar water!"

Imagine seeing him shoving that mess in his snout. Mustard on the side of his mouth for 10 minutes after he finished, sauerkraut on his too tight shirt, him sweating while eating it sitting down. Disgusting

 

[Brooke Shields]

wonder if the first time he went to a brewers game was by accident, like he thought it was a giant bar based on the name and then he discovered baseball

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Niki seen paying for his slop is great. Her life is taking care of her retard man child husband.

 

[The Talking Dead]

He is such a fucking rube.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Just bring a portable trough you fat fucking pig

I now understand why every Wisconsin woman is fat

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

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Just bring a portable trough you fat fucking pig

Are there raw AND cooked onions on this or is that sauerkraut? Either way take off those fucking raw onions what the fuck is that shit? Without the raw onions thst might be edible. The mustard being so cohesively untouched is off putting as well.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Guaranteed he was talking about opening day for over a week. He was giddy with excitement at the prospect of drinking sugary beer and eating a hot dog that looks like it was cooked out of a dumpster.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Guaranteed he was talking about opening day for over a week. He was giddy with excitement at the prospect of drinking sugary beer and eating a hot dog that looks like it was cooked out of a dumpster.

I love that opening day is an annual thing for the Tomlinsons now. They get to make bomb threats against themselves and then go sit in the outfield and consume awful food while watching their shitty no championship having team.

Faggots.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I love that opening day is an annual thing for the Tomlinsons now. They get to make bomb threats against themselves and then go sit in the outfield and consume awful food while watching their shitty no championship having team.

Faggots.

He couldn’t even name the manager when he was put on the spot in that pedo’s hot wing YouTube bullshit.

He’s wasting his time and her money on a sport he has no interest in outside of squeezing into an old jersey and eating trash hot dogs in the budget seats. He’s a fucking lesbian

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Summer Shandy is a beer that is meant for a nice summer day as the title suggests - not cold April weather. Plus it’s a beer you try once or twice to see how it is (it’s beer but it’s like lemonade!) but that wears off quick. He’s a real fruit.

 

[BrotherMan1488]

The metrodome roof collapsed during a snowstorm . I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

It was a landmark, child
Grew up with it

 

[AliceWorquer]

He is such a childbrained idiot. Couldn't even wait til niki had finished paying to take a fucking selfie. Who cares that her bank card is in shot. His followers need to see his shandy.
I think it's worth mentioning that Patrick only doxed himself in the first place because he was retarded enough to tweet out a picture of him posting a letter with his return address clearly written on the envelope. It's a fucking miracle he made it to 40 without perishing in a very stupid accident.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He is such a childbrained idiot. Couldn't even wait til niki had finished paying to take a fucking selfie. Who cares that her bank card is in shot. His followers need to see his shandy.
I think it's worth mentioning that Patrick only doxed himself in the first place because he was retarded enough to tweet out a picture of him posting a letter with his return address clearly written on the envelope. It's a fucking miracle he made it to 40 without perishing in a very stupid accident.

Well, it’s why he doesn’t have a bank account and everything is in Niki’s name. He would have done so many dumb things by now - remember he posted how he microwaves his eggs? He most likely is not allowed to use the stove or own a lighter.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

No child, my face is not eating my ears. Those are you delusions again.
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his head looks like a child painted a bowling ball for halloween

 

[fricklefrackle]

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Just bring a portable trough you fat fucking pig

Not food.

 

[Honey Badger]

remember he posted how he microwaves his eggs?

get the fuck out of here. He doesn’t really do this, does he?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Either way take off those fucking raw onions what the fuck is that shit?

Sir, don’t do that.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

get the fuck out of here. He doesn’t really do this, does he?

It was a while ago but he showed it on twitter a couple times

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Couldn’t find the microwave egg tweet but this I hadn’t seen

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

No child, my face is not eating my ears. Those are you delusions again.
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Nice male ass-crack face, stupid.