BREAKING: Paul Weimer just dropped "Josiah Munoz interviews Patrick Tomlinson, Part 3" on SoundCloud

[Will Tate]

I only hope that the faggotry of this post can be overlooked in favor of it's intent and sincerity, but to all those who had a hand in this circus: (3:55)

 

[FLUUUID]

I'll go with Munoz for middle name

Ok so Josiah-Munoz Boykin? shit I've said to much, admin delete this

 

[Random username]

I dunno...I kind of feel bad for ol' Uncle Paul.

He seemed to be off everyone's radar and was being left alone until Pat got him involved in his delusions of making himself famous with"Gamergate 2.0".

Fuck that diaper sniper. I would loved to see piggy explaining how he got trolled to the kid toucher.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Wrong twice more atalker, it was a Transformers trough. I’m the last real car guy.

Last real car guy huh Patrick. What’s the foot torque of a 1989 Pontiac Fiero?

 

[guest]

If I accidentally knock some chick up and its a boy I will name him Josiah

I already have 3 that I've raised, so I'm at least 3x better than Rick, but if I ever have a 4th I'm going with Thomas after the board's Apostle.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I just called Uncle Paul’s mother. Here’s a video.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Unless you sacrifice your own give him the surname Munoz I dont think you are committing to the bit enough.

His middle name should also be Thomas-Apostle.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

This bit just keeps getting better. The fat faggot is now a better cow than Chris-Chan.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Last real car guy huh Patrick. What’s the foot torque of a 1989 Pontiac Fiero?

I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’m sorry you’re so stupid. I can’t help you.

A car guy would know the last model year of the Fiero was 1988. And it produced 185 ft lb of tq. Sorry you don’t know shit about cars, child.

or something like that.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

School psychologists don't "bring bullies to heel" like they're breaking them. That's the complete opposite of what they do. Projecting Pat is the worst.

Maybe she did, though. Maybe she liked having teenage boys curled up at her feet so she could fondle them and scratch behind their ears and run her stupid old hands over their luxurious coats. Sick fuck.

 

[FFWBTdad]

Rick we also want you on the stand. Trying to explain to the jurors how you’re not in anyway responsible for any of this would be the height of the board. I’m not even sure where we would go afterwords.

to Hooligan's for beers obviously

 

[Gay Faggot.]

to Hooligan's for beers obviously

Good point. The locals would be buying us drinks the whole night.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

What... you never wanted to gun down your loudmouth neighbors because they were talking shit and dumping snow on your driveway?

This is a family forum sir.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

to Hooligan's for beers obviously

The idea of a bunch of us making Hooligans our spot to get obnoxiously drunk is fuckin hilarious.
“Hey Pat! Hows that novel comin along!”

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

The idea of a bunch of us making Hooligans our spot to get obnoxiously drunk is fuckin hilarious.
“Hey Pat! Hows that novel comin along!”

"Hey Piggy T! How come Hooligans published a picture of you sitting by yourself at the bar even though you've said that you're never alone? Hey let's all sing along to Queen and talk about how cool and tough Pat is."

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

This is a family forum sir.

We'll thats disturbing.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

"Hey Piggy T! How come Hooligans published a picture of you sitting by yourself at the bar even though you've said that you're never alone? Hey let's all sing along to Queen and talk about how cool and tough Pat is."

I wanna see my dear friend Carol sing and dance right in his fat face to this gem of we’re doing Queen.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

He suffers from such severe narcissism that he was defective the moment he was born. It's not anything you can take a pill for, there's no cure except acknowledging it and trying to fight it. He also lies about everything. He says his parents are badasses who taught him "don't let the idiots win". The common conception is she overpraised him, like Sam's mom Bobbi Roberts, however lately I think it's the exact opposite. They realized what a shitty lemon of a child they had created and just "put up" with Patrick.

There's four undeniable facts about him that point to him having a poor relationship with the parents:

1. Every single one of his high school yearbooks has been combed through and he joined zero after-school activities: sports, clubs, the musical, band, whatever. Parents who give a shit will force their kids to do something, parents that don't care about grades or applying for college let their kids come home right after the final bell, masturbate and watch cartoons.

2. He also has no relationship with them whatsoever. Three years, he's never visited them, and I think they live in the same state. Yet he's constantly talking about (and getting gifts from) his mother-in-law. He dedicated a book to Niki because his mother-in-law said he needed to - he put that in the dedication.

3. Another common theme in his books is the "found family". That your true family is not the one your born with, but the one you "find". 95% of fictional characters have some sort of issues with their parents, but Patrick's books are all about your spaceship crew being your second, better family.

4. Pat abandoning his daughter meant no Grandma Raven or Grandpa Clown in her life either. That's what every menopausal woman with adult kids wants to hear - I sired you a granddaughter, but you can never see her or contact her until she turns 18. But good news, your son has more time for spaceship models!

Why should I drive two hours away to my parents house, when Nikis family has a cabin 4 hours away I’ve gone to at least 5 times in the last two years according to Twitter.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why should I drive two hours away to my parents house, when Nikis family has a cabin 4 hours away I’ve gone to at least 5 times in the last two years according to Twitter.

Well to be fair, he had to stash his alleged murder weapon there.