BREAKING: Paul Weimer just dropped "Josiah Munoz interviews Patrick Tomlinson, Part 3" on SoundCloud

[Will Tate]

So, did his mom fuck him?

More likely his dad. More likely than THAT, his dad's friends at the rodeo who got tired of having to wash clown paint off of their cocks.

 

[guest]

I've been posting here since the old forums and the subreddit, child.

I was not all in with the Pat hate until a few months ago. I would check in every now and then, for just a taste.

I wish I had realized how much of a basketcase he was so I would not be asking such basic bitch questions.

So, did his mom fuck him?

I know you have bud, it was a snarky rhetorical question. The kind of thing Fat would say frankly.

She's a "psychologist" according to Patty Cakes. People on here found out she was basically a HS councillor for her whole career. He's a fucking deluded narcissistic headcase. It's a fair conclusion to draw that she had a fair bit to do with the formation of his rotten personality.

 

[Imager]

I know you have bud, it was a snarky rhetorical question. The kind of thing Fat would say frankly.

She's a "psychologist" according to Patty Cakes. People on here found out she was basically a HS councillor for her whole career. He's a fucking deluded narcissistic headcase. It's a fair conclusion to draw that she had a fair bit to do with the formation of his rotten personality.

No child, she wasn't. No child, she didn't.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I just remembered. Anyone else catch in the 2nd episode that he's looking forward to his next convention in December? After this is all over it seems like it's going to be pretty awkward. I guess I should get my tickets and "team edge" t-shirt

 

[guest]

No child, she wasn't. No child, she didn't.

That's better. You're caught up now.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Ok gonna make some notes as i listen to fatass whine about his mini-marathon and enjoy my post run shit. I hate him so much. Sorry in advance for the weaponized running autism.

Tl:dr: Fat Pat makes several wild claims, and I punch through those with FACTS and LOGIC.

Outright Lies:

- He says “runs half marathons” [13:50 of Part 3] as if he’s actively in shape or training. He couldn’t run 1.31 miles much less 13.1. I hate him.

- “they (me and the handsome and eloquent Coonskin) are there… to send harassing texts and leave harassing voicemails”. Not so. I have never texted or called Patso. Not even once. He just wishes I did because he loves me and @covidcumia and wants a thruple.

- “There’s no way they could have seen the timing mat data”.Not so. Sometime between 2018 and now, they consolidated the data from ChronoTrack and they’re using some other system now. Here’s their own website with timing mat and photo data for the life of the race:

Results and Photos - Milwaukee Brewers Mini Marathon​

Choose to run a half-marathon, 10K or 5K and race through Milwaukee and around the field warning track at Miller Park!

www.race-brewers.com
I have screenshots showing two “NA” entries, meaning he did not cross the mats at the 5K (3.1 mile), 10K (6.2 mile) and 15K (9.3 mile). He did cross at 5 and 10 mile. These correspond perfectly to the map showing where he cut the out and back portions just after the 2 mile marker and the bigger cut was miles 7 and 10

- “Not everyone gets their picture taken at every spot” [14:45 of Part 3]. Not so, chubs. See the numerous examples on the 2016 race page. Most runners have ~30 pictures from the course. Fatass has around a dozen. He’s conspicuously and autistically farting up the finish - we’ve all had a great laugh at his ugly face trying to run past the limping soccer moms. Not much from the course itself, backing up my finding that he cut the course in the middle section(s).

Bullshit from Fatass:

- Pretends not to know how to pronounce “Maxheinie”. He loves me and knows my name on here, as well as real life.

- “Five miles into it I stepped off a curb”. [14:16
of Part 3] Not so, this isn’t how races work. There’s no curb five miles into any sanctioned race, ever. He was fat and out of shape but wanted the Twitter dopamine hits from claiming to have finished, so he cut the course. If he tripped over a curb, it’s because he was off course waddling toward a part to cut back in.

-“Even though *chuckle and pause to think of how to continue the lie* that was my far my worst marathon time”. [14:15 of Part 3] Not so. Pat child didn’t run a marathon. He didn’t even run a half. He’s clearly lying here and it’s obvious he has never run a marathon and has no idea what it’s all about. The fat, lying asshole deserves the same fate as fellow marathon liar Dr Frank Meza. As someone who works my ass off to run marathons competitively, it irks me that he’s sitting on his couch stealing running valor for Twitter attention.

- “5000 participants… (at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon)”.[14:40 in the Part 3Not so. 1,831 runners completed the race. Patso came in at a pathetic 1570th place. Proof: https://results.chronotrack.com/event/results/event/event-23424

- He says he walked the rest of the course [14:58 of Part 3] after stepping off a curb Mile 5. Then says he “ran the entire course” [14:50 of Part 3] Which is it, lardass?

Projecting Pat:

- This fat fuck says I’m obsessed with him but he visits my Instagram (currently 282K followers) daily and randomly block and unblocks. Sad to say he probably unblocks, jerks off to me, then blocks me back out of shame. Don’t sweat it Piggy, lots of old fat trolls like you jerk off to me. You’ll never get the real thing so enjoy pig.

I’ve been to a Big Marathon (Flying Pig in Cincinnati, which is a qualifier for NYC or Boston, can’t remember which) and the whole course is in the streets, not a curb to step on or off of as a runner. I’m pretty sure there’s no longer a marathon in North America that’s not ran in paved streets that are closed to traffic during the event. Also he wore a cotton hoodie. Most marathon runners I’ve talked to would wear a standard wicking article of some kind and a
Sweatshirt if they wore it would also be of a wicking kind. Most runners wouldn’t wear a sweatshirt because as you run science would tell you you’re going to sweat and elevate the heat coming from your body, so you wouldn’t want to have to remove a sweatshirt after a mile or so with nowhere to put it. This was a pride entry. He did this for the pictures, not to have the glory of an athletic achievement.

 

[RobertMewler]

I’ve been to a Big Marathon (Flying Pig in Cincinnati, which is a qualifier for NYC or Boston, can’t remember which) and the whole course is in the streets, not a curb to step on or off of as a runner. I’m pretty sure there’s no longer a marathon in North America that’s not ran in paved streets that are closed to traffic during the event. Also he wore a cotton hoodie. Most marathon runners I’ve talked to would wear a standard wicking article of some kind and a
Sweatshirt if they wore it would also be of a wicking kind. Most runners wouldn’t wear a sweatshirt because as you run science would tell you you’re going to sweat and elevate the heat coming from your body, so you wouldn’t want to have to remove a sweatshirt after a mile or so with nowhere to put it. This was a pride entry. He did this for the pictures, not to have the glory of an athletic achievement.

You're getting the marathons confused. The 2016 run was not in the Mustang sweatshirt. This is what he wore in the mini marathon:

But yes, wearing a Mustang hoodie during a race is beyond stupid.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You're getting the marathons confused. The 2016 run was not in the Mustang sweatshirt. This is what he wore in the mini marathon:

But yes, wearing a Mustang hoodie during a race is beyond stupid.

Wrong as always, stlaker. It harnesses the power of Susan and propels him forward. I’m sorry you’re so stupid.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I've been posting here since the old forums and the subreddit, child.

I was not all in with the Pat hate until a few months ago. I would check in every now and then, for just a taste.

I wish I had realized how much of a basketcase he was so I would not be asking such basic bitch questions.

So, did his mom fuck him?

He suffers from such severe narcissism that he was defective the moment he was born. It's not anything you can take a pill for, there's no cure except acknowledging it and trying to fight it. He also lies about everything. He says his parents are badasses who taught him "don't let the idiots win". The common conception is she overpraised him, like Sam's mom Bobbi Roberts, however lately I think it's the exact opposite. They realized what a shitty lemon of a child they had created and just "put up" with Patrick.

There's four undeniable facts about him that point to him having a poor relationship with the parents:

1. Every single one of his high school yearbooks has been combed through and he joined zero after-school activities: sports, clubs, the musical, band, whatever. Parents who give a shit will force their kids to do something, parents that don't care about grades or applying for college let their kids come home right after the final bell, masturbate and watch cartoons.

2. He also has no relationship with them whatsoever. Three years, he's never visited them, and I think they live in the same state. Yet he's constantly talking about (and getting gifts from) his mother-in-law. He dedicated a book to Niki because his mother-in-law said he needed to - he put that in the dedication.

3. Another common theme in his books is the "found family". That your true family is not the one your born with, but the one you "find". 95% of fictional characters have some sort of issues with their parents, but Patrick's books are all about your spaceship crew being your second, better family.

4. Pat abandoning his daughter meant no Grandma Raven or Grandpa Clown in her life either. That's what every menopausal woman with adult kids wants to hear - I sired you a granddaughter, but you can never see her or contact her until she turns 18. But good news, your son has more time for spaceship models!

 

[Clint Ruin]

He suffers from such severe narcissism that he was defective the moment he was born. It's not anything you can take a pill for, there's no cure except acknowledging it and trying to fight it. He also lies about everything. He says his parents are badasses who taught him "don't let the idiots win". The common conception is she overpraised him, like Sam's mom Bobbi Roberts, however lately I think it's the exact opposite. They realized what a shitty lemon of a child they had created and just "put up" with Patrick.

There's four undeniable facts about him that point to him having a poor relationship with the parents:

1. Every single one of his high school yearbooks has been combed through and he joined zero after-school activities: sports, clubs, the musical, band, whatever. Parents who give a shit will force their kids to do something, parents that don't care about grades or applying for college let their kids come home right after the final bell, masturbate and watch cartoons.

2. He also has no relationship with them whatsoever. Three years, he's never visited them, and I think they live in the same state. Yet he's constantly talking about (and getting gifts from) his mother-in-law. He dedicated a book to Niki because his mother-in-law said he needed to - he put that in the dedication.

3. Another common theme in his books is the "found family". That your true family is not the one your born with, but the one you "find". 95% of fictional characters have some sort of issues with their parents, but Patrick's books are all about your spaceship crew being your second, better family.

4. Pat abandoning his daughter meant no Grandma Raven or Grandpa Clown in her life either. That's what every menopausal woman with adult kids wants to hear - I sired you a granddaughter, but you can never see her or contact her until she turns 18. But good news, your son has more time for spaceship models!

He's also fucking fat. No one wants a fat kid.

 

[archive_bot]

He suffers from such severe narcissism that he was defective the moment he was born. It's not anything you can take a pill for, there's no cure except acknowledging it and trying to fight it. He also lies about everything. He says his parents are badasses who taught him "don't let the idiots win". The common conception is she overpraised him, like Sam's mom Bobbi Roberts, however lately I think it's the exact opposite. They realized what a shitty lemon of a child they had created and just "put up" with Patrick.

There's four undeniable facts about him that point to him having a poor relationship with the parents:

1. Every single one of his high school yearbooks has been combed through and he joined zero after-school activities: sports, clubs, the musical, band, whatever. Parents who give a shit will force their kids to do something, parents that don't care about grades or applying for college let their kids come home right after the final bell, masturbate and watch cartoons.

2. He also has no relationship with them whatsoever. Three years, he's never visited them, and I think they live in the same state. Yet he's constantly talking about (and getting gifts from) his mother-in-law. He dedicated a book to Niki because his mother-in-law said he needed to - he put that in the dedication.

3. Another common theme in his books is the "found family". That your true family is not the one your born with, but the one you "find". 95% of fictional characters have some sort of issues with their parents, but Patrick's books are all about your spaceship crew being your second, better family.

4. Pat abandoning his daughter meant no Grandma Raven or Grandpa Clown in her life either. That's what every menopausal woman with adult kids wants to hear - I sired you a granddaughter, but you can never see her or contact her until she turns 18. But good news, your son has more time for spaceship models!

https://archive.is/6yZPS

 

[guest]

He suffers from such severe narcissism that he was defective the moment he was born. It's not anything you can take a pill for, there's no cure except acknowledging it and trying to fight it. He also lies about everything. He says his parents are badasses who taught him "don't let the idiots win". The common conception is she overpraised him, like Sam's mom Bobbi Roberts, however lately I think it's the exact opposite. They realized what a shitty lemon of a child they had created and just "put up" with Patrick.

There's four undeniable facts about him that point to him having a poor relationship with the parents:

1. Every single one of his high school yearbooks has been combed through and he joined zero after-school activities: sports, clubs, the musical, band, whatever. Parents who give a shit will force their kids to do something, parents that don't care about grades or applying for college let their kids come home right after the final bell, masturbate and watch cartoons.

2. He also has no relationship with them whatsoever. Three years, he's never visited them, and I think they live in the same state. Yet he's constantly talking about (and getting gifts from) his mother-in-law. He dedicated a book to Niki because his mother-in-law said he needed to - he put that in the dedication.

3. Another common theme in his books is the "found family". That your true family is not the one your born with, but the one you "find". 95% of fictional characters have some sort of issues with their parents, but Patrick's books are all about your spaceship crew being your second, better family.

4. Pat abandoning his daughter meant no Grandma Raven or Grandpa Clown in her life either. That's what every menopausal woman with adult kids wants to hear - I sired you a granddaughter, but you can never see her or contact her until she turns 18. But good news, your son has more time for spaceship models!

The "found family" trope is famously associated with LGBTQ writers and artists. This trope came into existence before it was acceptable to be gay and many of these people were disowned and forced to find like-minded people who could fill parental and familial roles.

Not saying Patrick is gay, but it would not surprise me if he is deeply closeted and that just further fucks with his head.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

The "found family" trope is famously associated with LGBTQ writers and artists. This trope came into existence before it was acceptable to be gay and many of these people were disowned and forced to find like-minded people who could fill parental and familial roles.

Not saying Patrick is gay, but it would not surprise me if he is deeply closeted and that just further fucks with his head.

Of course he's co-adopt some shit like that and go "it happened to me too!" Poor gay children getting disowned by their homophobic parents and thrown out into the world with no support net? That's exactly the same thing as Mommy and Daddy not giving me everything I want!

 

[RobertMewler]

Mommy was a school psychologist (which would infer she was there for a therapeutic role) yet she was also a harsh disciplinarian with other peoples' children. Sounds like a right cunt to me.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Mommy was a school psychologist (which would infer she was there for a therapeutic role) yet she was also a harsh disciplinarian with other peoples' children. Sounds like a right cunt to me.

She has plenty of experience paying the little bullies not to make fun of me for my Star Wars lunch pale, child.

 

[stealthygeek]

You're getting the marathons confused. The 2016 run was not in the Mustang sweatshirt. This is what he wore in the mini marathon:

But yes, wearing a Mustang hoodie during a race is beyond stupid.

Just realizing now that Pat's fun run chaperone was also with him at Brewers Star Wars night. Same Charged GBH shirt. Scissoring Jen's husband perhaps? Pat, it's incredibly pathetic that all of your "friends" are through Niki.

 

[FLUUUID]

She has plenty of experience paying the little bullies not to make fun of me for my Star Wars lunch pale, child.

It was Star Trek, not star wars, and while other kids used pales to transport their lunch, I used a hand-truck. Nice try, stlaker.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He's also fucking fat. No one wants a fat kid.

Or loves one

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

She has plenty of experience paying the little bullies not to make fun of me for my Star Wars lunch pale, child.

Wrong twice more stlaker, it was a Transformers trough. I’m the last real car guy.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Notice he’s never once posted a photo with either of his parents, not even a throwback to childhood. And dont try and tell me its to protect their privacy because he has no problem posting his own wife all over the place. I really think Niki is the only person he has in his life.