BREAKING NEWS! Opie the Destroyer Talks about the Deep Depression He Suffered Because of Roland!

[Humanatee]

SXM was hosting a small "One Direction" show and all the employees wanted to go and bring their kids so they decided to hold a lottery and would pick one employee email address who would then be allowed to bring a +1. I ended up winning and got in touch with our Penthouse contact to secure a plus one. That was the whole plan. I added the name to the guest list. They must have Googled the name and saw the adult results. Greenstein didn't like the "stunt" and had me fired. There was no talking shit to management. There were no feet on desks. My only "backtalk" was to the HR lady to which I asked, "If Mash-Up Nicole had won, would she be sitting here having to explain who her plus one is and what their entire history is?" Anyway. That was a Friday, I was fired over the phone Sunday morning, so sadly, I never got to go to the show.

So yeah. Greenstein took that personally, and no amount of pleading was gonna save me. Or so the story I heard goes.

And what was the reason you were fired from Rockstar?

 

[BenDovid]

And what was the reason you were fired from Rockstar?

One of my subordinates filed a false HR complaint after I complained about her poor work ethic. We were all under immense pressure during crunch time and she wanted to leave early one night because she had plans to DJ a party. I'm sorry, but I just don't fucking care about your party. That pissed me off and I complained about it. Somebody must have given her a talking to and 6 months later I'm gone without any real reasons. I find out from Lazlow's own mouth after the fact that she filed the HR complaint. I've seen some evil shit in my day, but that one might take the prize.

 

[JebJoh]

What do you WANT me to be leaving out. I know the truth doesn't fly around here without forum edits.

Do you realize I was over working at the show by that point? I was tired of Opie's ego, attitude and lack of talent. I was tired of Anthony's pedo tones and the constant WackbagPack hanging out and doing fucking Chip impressions every 10 seconds. I was tired of waking up at 330am everyday for relative peanuts while O&A took home big time money for playing candy crush and flirting with Paltalk pigs. The whole point of going was to take it away from somebody who wanted to go. I hated SXM by this point with a passion. At the same time, I'm the senior producer for the O&A show. If I didn't try something provocative, I'm not doing my job. Like I said previously, I was a show first guy. I didn't put the hosts first.

Do you think I was in some crying panic after being fired over the phone? I had a cup of coffee and sent a few emails. Had a job by Wednesday. 9 years of busting my ass for that asshole show and instantly, I am paid better on day one someplace else.

Tired of them all but continued to molest children with nana for awhile after getting fired for being useless and apparently stupid. Sorry if I don’t take your story seriously

 

[BenDovid]

Tired of them all but continued to molest children with nana for awhile after getting fired for being useless and apparently stupid. Sorry if I don’t take your story seriously

To be quite honest I couldn't give two fucks what you think. That's the story. Don't believe it? Not my issue.

 

[JebJoh]

To be quite honest I couldn't give two fucks what you think. That's the story. Don't believe it? Not my issue.

You care way more than you should about what I think and not enough about being a shitty employee. 2 jobs in a row were able to dump you without missing a beat. To most people that means you were just dead weight collecting money that could be better spent upgrading the quality of toilet paper in the bathrooms. How do you fail so spectacularly so often without ever realizing that you just sucked?

 

[JebJoh]

Obviously Danny is leaving parts of the story out but this is funny because Howard was furious when he found out the company wouldn’t let Fred take his daughter. So Danny wins a competition to go to a One Direction show hosted by his employer. What does he do?
1. Bring a younger relative of his who is a fan of said boy band for tween girls?
2. Graciously decline and let them draw again?
3. Bring a porn whore?
You’re so fucking stupid and bitter.

I bet if Travis or Sam did this nobody would have fired them. They weren’t useless like Danny.

 

[RoTheHo69]

"I don't own you anything."

Nice owe, stupid.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Obviously Danny is leaving parts of the story out but this is funny because Howard was furious when he found out the company wouldn’t let Fred take his daughter. So Danny wins a competition to go to a One Direction show hosted by his employer. What does he do?
1. Bring a younger relative of his who is a fan of said boy band for tween girls?
2. Graciously decline and let them draw again?
3. Bring a porn whore?
You’re so fucking stupid and bitter.

Not to be a member of the Danny Defense Force, but who gives a shit that one merely hypothetical little girl didn't get to see a bunch of faggots sing and dance? If that bit had happened, it would have provided show content.

 

[lowend73]

Travis accidentally kicked Blind Stevie in the dick. He meant to make him flinch but connected with the head. Stevie complained to HR and there was going to be a meeting about what happened. Travis called me one night. We usually chatted online, so I figured something was up. He tells me about the meeting and how they are going to have a meeting with me as well since I was in the room. We get our stories straight so they'd be the same when HR separately interviews us.

Travis cracks under the pressure, making it obvious I was lying to them. I was super pissed off about that. I tried to help you keep your job and you just made me look like a fucking asshole. Never apologized either. Then later in life, I asked him for a favor and he said "I don't own you anything." And then I reminded him that actually, he owes me his job. I haven't spoken to him since. I wonder if Lisa ever told him about the abortion.

That is some bitch shit right there, you are a patient man

 

[TorpidSloth]

Opie is definitely fiscally smarter than Nana. It's obvious: Penthouse in Manhattan and beach house in the Hamptons vs shack in the swamp.

He's doesn't have an alcohol problem, so there's that.

 

[FingerofGod]

That is some bitch shit right there, you are a patient man

People treating Danny well on here makes my stomach turn. Wha happen? He stinks! Notice how he’s always the victim in every story he tells. Enough already!!!

 

[JebJoh]

Not to be a member of the Danny Defense Force, but who gives a shit that one merely hypothetical little girl didn't get to see a bunch of faggots sing and dance? If that bit had happened, it would have provided show content.

Except back then he had already stopped doing work and had let Sammy two tone take over. He was bringing the porn star only so he could fuck her without paying for it.

 

[JebJoh]

People treating Danny well on here makes my stomach turn. Wha happen? He stinks! Notice how he’s always the victim in every story he tells. Enough already!!!

He’s the victim of his own incompetence. I have nothing against the guy but he is irritating and I would like to see him acknowledge reality

 

[Finger Trigger Attachment]

The frustrating bit about the on-air discussion of Danny's firing (I'm paraphrasing slightly):

Anthony: "He said I've never been so disrespected in my life."
Jimmy: "Danny said that??"

No fucking Danny didn't say that. Why would Danny be the one saying that? Fucking get off your phone and pay attention.

God damn, he's senile.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Except back then he had already stopped doing work and had let Sammy two tone take over. He was bringing the porn star only so he could fuck her without paying for it.

Assuming he could get hard. He's had well publicized issues with that

 

[BenDovid]

Anthony: "He said I've never been so disrespected in my life."

Greenstein? He was in the meeting for all of 10 seconds. It was an HR meeting. Once I asked about Nicole and if she would be interrogated over her guest, Greenstein burst in (who was obviously listening in the adjacent office) and told me the offer had been rescinded. I said, OK, he left, and that was that. I'm pretty sure Opie disrespected him harder on the air, numerous times over.

Notice how he’s always the victim in every story he tells.

"I am uncomfortable with the truth and will simply dismiss it and substitute my own."

 

[JebJoh]

Greenstein? He was in the meeting for all of 10 seconds. It was an HR meeting. Once I asked about Nicole and if she would be interrogated over her guest, Greenstein burst in (who was obviously listening in the adjacent office) and told me the offer had been rescinded. I said, OK, he left, and that was that. I'm pretty sure Opie disrespected him harder on the air, numerous times over.

He obviously deserved it but you were all too weak to ever stand up to opie. He was obviously the alpha in that group.

I bet you all waited for opie to leave and then bitched about him behind his back, surprising that Sam never recorded these conversations for opie. Or maybe he did.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Not to be a member of the Danny Defense Force, but who gives a shit that one merely hypothetical little girl didn't get to see a bunch of faggots sing and dance? If that bit had happened, it would have provided show content.

Any normal 39 year old bald slob would have allowed the prize to go to a coworker who wanted it but not Dovid. What show content would that be? That’s not even a good story. It’s just him being a spiteful prick.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Any normal 39 year old bald slob would have allowed the prize to go to a coworker who wanted it but not Dovid. What show content would that be? That’s not even a good story. It’s just him being a spiteful prick.

Which coworker would that be? I guess Travis' daughter was too young then. (I had to ask Joe Cumia to be sure, though.)

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Which coworker would that be? I guess Travis' daughter was too young then. (I had to ask Joe Cumia to be sure, though.)

Danny said they had a raffle for all of Sirius XM’s staff to go. Instead of saying, “hey pick someone else who has a vested interest in going” he brings a porn star to a concert for children.