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BREAKING NEWS! Opie the Destroyer Talks about the Deep Depression He Suffered Because of Roland!

JebJoh

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Neat? I love how you gremlins think Sam has a fucking multi million dollar deal.

"Sam, I know you're making $45,000 a year, but now that Opie is gone, we want to offer you 3 mil a year."

vury gud.
Nobody said that. I doubt anyone thinks that. Sam kept his gig and got promoted to the top of his field. You on the other hand, failed miserably and still make excuses about it. Objectively, if you had talent, if your contributions would be missed even the slightest bit you could have maybe been an assistant producer for Sam by now. Nobody gets fired from a low paying shit job unless they are completely useless or just constantly irritating to the people who make a difference. You’ve been fired more than once, how have you not learned these things from experience?
 

JebJoh

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Yeah, I sure did fuck up. I could be at SiriusXM for 20 years and be working for Sam at $80K a year.

Oh shit wait, that's Travis.
That’s why it’s important to set goals. Especially if you have no talent and naturally irritate people. Don’t go crazy though, you’re no Travis. Maybe you’d be his assistant. You couldn’t keep the job though, so you’ll never know. At least you don’t have to lament wasted talent.
 

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Why do you dislike Travis? Are there piece of shit stories about him?

Travis accidentally kicked Blind Stevie in the dick. He meant to make him flinch but connected with the head. Stevie complained to HR and there was going to be a meeting about what happened. Travis called me one night. We usually chatted online, so I figured something was up. He tells me about the meeting and how they are going to have a meeting with me as well since I was in the room. We get our stories straight so they'd be the same when HR separately interviews us.

Travis cracks under the pressure, making it obvious I was lying to them. I was super pissed off about that. I tried to help you keep your job and you just made me look like a fucking asshole. Never apologized either. Then later in life, I asked him for a favor and he said "I don't own you anything." And then I reminded him that actually, he owes me his job. I haven't spoken to him since. I wonder if Lisa ever told him about the abortion.
 

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Travis accidentally kicked Blind Stevie in the dick. He meant to make him flinch but connected with the head. Stevie complained to HR and there was going to be a meeting about what happened. Travis called me one night. We usually chatted online, so I figured something was up. He tells me about the meeting and how they are going to have a meeting with me as well since I was in the room. We get our stories straight so they'd be the same when HR separately interviews us.

Travis cracks under the pressure, making it obvious I was lying to them. I was super pissed off about that. I tried to help you keep your job and you just made me look like a fucking asshole. Never apologized either. Then later in life, I asked him for a favor and he said "I don't own you anything." And then I reminded him that actually, he owes me his job. I haven't spoken to him since. I wonder if Lisa ever told him about the abortion.
He even looks like the kind of guy who fucks you over by being weak.
 

JebJoh

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Travis accidentally kicked Blind Stevie in the dick. He meant to make him flinch but connected with the head. Stevie complained to HR and there was going to be a meeting about what happened. Travis called me one night. We usually chatted online, so I figured something was up. He tells me about the meeting and how they are going to have a meeting with me as well since I was in the room. We get our stories straight so they'd be the same when HR separately interviews us.

Travis cracks under the pressure, making it obvious I was lying to them. I was super pissed off about that. I tried to help you keep your job and you just made me look like a fucking asshole. Never apologized either. Then later in life, I asked him for a favor and he said "I don't own you anything." And then I reminded him that actually, he owes me his job. I haven't spoken to him since. I wonder if Lisa ever told him about the abortion.
This Lisa sounds like a good egg. Funny how Travis kept his job after sexually assaulting a disabled person and admitting it to management whereas you just got fired and the firing went unnoticed. Have you learned anything about the real world from this thread?
 

CuntFucker .

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This Lisa sounds like a good egg. Funny how Travis kept his job after sexually assaulting a disabled person and admitting it to management whereas you just got fired and the firing went unnoticed. Have you learned anything about the real world from this thread?
To be fair, I noticed the Dovid's absence and wondered where he went. (Like him or not but he made an impression.) Sam or so just brought up some time after the firing that Danny talked shit to management, to their faces. I still don't know the reason @BenDovid was fired.
 

JebJoh

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To be fair, I noticed the Dovid's absence and wondered where he went. (Like him or not but he made an impression.) Sam or so just brought up some time after the firing that Danny talked shit to management, to their faces. I still don't know the reason @BenDovid was fired.
He was fired because nobody needed him or cared. Make up any excuse you want but nobody on the show cared enough to help him. Even nana didn’t help and those 2 were molesting drunk teens together.
 

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I still don't know the reason @BenDovid was fired.

SXM was hosting a small "One Direction" show and all the employees wanted to go and bring their kids so they decided to hold a lottery and would pick one employee email address who would then be allowed to bring a +1. I ended up winning and got in touch with our Penthouse contact to secure a plus one. That was the whole plan. I added the name to the guest list. They must have Googled the name and saw the adult results. Greenstein didn't like the "stunt" and had me fired. There was no talking shit to management. There were no feet on desks. My only "backtalk" was to the HR lady to which I asked, "If Mash-Up Nicole had won, would she be sitting here having to explain who her plus one is and what their entire history is?" Anyway. That was a Friday, I was fired over the phone Sunday morning, so sadly, I never got to go to the show.

So yeah. Greenstein took that personally, and no amount of pleading was gonna save me. Or so the story I heard goes.
 

The Sue Deal

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Travis accidentally kicked Blind Stevie in the dick. He meant to make him flinch but connected with the head. Stevie complained to HR and there was going to be a meeting about what happened. Travis called me one night. We usually chatted online, so I figured something was up. He tells me about the meeting and how they are going to have a meeting with me as well since I was in the room. We get our stories straight so they'd be the same when HR separately interviews us.

Travis cracks under the pressure, making it obvious I was lying to them. I was super pissed off about that. I tried to help you keep your job and you just made me look like a fucking asshole. Never apologized either. Then later in life, I asked him for a favor and he said "I don't own you anything." And then I reminded him that actually, he owes me his job. I haven't spoken to him since. I wonder if Lisa ever told him about the abortion.
This guy is so bitter and holding on to literal years worth of resentment. Everyone makes fun of you for going to the hospital but I think that wasn’t enough to be honest witcha.
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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SXM was hosting a small "One Direction" show and all the employees wanted to go and bring their kids so they decided to hold a lottery and would pick one employee email address who would then be allowed to bring a +1. I ended up winning and got in touch with our Penthouse contact to secure a plus one. That was the whole plan. I added the name to the guest list. They must have Googled the name and saw the adult results. Greenstein didn't like the "stunt" and had me fired. There was no talking shit to management. There were no feet on desks. My only "backtalk" was to the HR lady to which I asked, "If Mash-Up Nicole had won, would she be sitting here having to explain who her plus one is and what their entire history is?" Anyway. That was a Friday, I was fired over the phone Sunday morning, so sadly, I never got to go to the show.

So yeah. Greenstein took that personally, and no amount of pleading was gonna save me. Or so the story I heard goes.
Obviously Danny is leaving parts of the story out but this is funny because Howard was furious when he found out the company wouldn’t let Fred take his daughter. So Danny wins a competition to go to a One Direction show hosted by his employer. What does he do?
1. Bring a younger relative of his who is a fan of said boy band for tween girls?
2. Graciously decline and let them draw again?
3. Bring a porn whore?
You’re so fucking stupid and bitter.
 

BenDovid

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This guy is so bitter and holding on to literal years worth of resentment. Everyone makes fun of you for going to the hospital but I think that wasn’t enough to be honest witcha.

You're not allowed to spew your hot takes until you move out of Mommy's house. I'm tired of your condescending cunt mouth already. You can't even rent a car and fancy yourself some fucking wise sage.

C'mon - you can't just drop that in there (obviously you can do what you want)... but that sounded like a bit of a tease

I just recall Lisa telling me about a secret abortion she had that she hid from Travis. I hope he or people he knows don't read this place. That might cause a problem.
 

BenDovid

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Obviously Danny is leaving parts of the story

What do you WANT me to be leaving out. I know the truth doesn't fly around here without forum edits.

Do you realize I was over working at the show by that point? I was tired of Opie's ego, attitude and lack of talent. I was tired of Anthony's pedo tones and the constant WackbagPack hanging out and doing fucking Chip impressions every 10 seconds. I was tired of waking up at 330am everyday for relative peanuts while O&A took home big time money for playing candy crush and flirting with Paltalk pigs. The whole point of going was to take it away from somebody who wanted to go. I hated SXM by this point with a passion. At the same time, I'm the senior producer for the O&A show. If I didn't try something provocative, I'm not doing my job. Like I said previously, I was a show first guy. I didn't put the hosts first.

Do you think I was in some crying panic after being fired over the phone? I had a cup of coffee and sent a few emails. Had a job by Wednesday. 9 years of busting my ass for that asshole show and instantly, I am paid better on day one someplace else.
 
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