BREAKING NEWS! Opie the Destroyer Talks about the Deep Depression He Suffered Because of Roland!

[BUBBLER]

Sam gave the boss exactly what he wanted

Danny thought this would be a poor strategy

He assumed being Jewish was enough

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

One of my subordinates filed a false HR complaint after I complained about her poor work ethic. We were all under immense pressure during crunch time and she wanted to leave early one night because she had plans to DJ a party. I'm sorry, but I just don't fucking care about your party. That pissed me off and I complained about it. Somebody must have given her a talking to and 6 months later I'm gone without any real reasons. I find out from Lazlow's own mouth after the fact that she filed the HR complaint. I've seen some evil shit in my day, but that one might take the prize.

A lot of words for lazy

 

[BUBBLER]

SXM was hosting a small "One Direction" show and all the employees wanted to go and bring their kids so they decided to hold a lottery and would pick one employee email address who would then be allowed to bring a +1. I ended up winning and got in touch with our Penthouse contact to secure a plus one. That was the whole plan. I added the name to the guest list. They must have Googled the name and saw the adult results. Greenstein didn't like the "stunt" and had me fired. There was no talking shit to management. There were no feet on desks. My only "backtalk" was to the HR lady to which I asked, "If Mash-Up Nicole had won, would she be sitting here having to explain who her plus one is and what their entire history is?" Anyway. That was a Friday, I was fired over the phone Sunday morning, so sadly, I never got to go to the show.

So yeah. Greenstein took that personally, and no amount of pleading was gonna save me. Or so the story I heard goes.

Sounds farfetched

 

[CuntFucker .]

I don’t like this because I couldn’t tell you a funny or interesting thing Anthony or Jim added to a conversation. Black crime statistics? Old movie references? Jokes about sucking cock?

The Opster and his humor is not in the vein of “Oh that was a funny joke i’m gonna remember it and repeat it for years” like the fans did with Ant or Jim. It was more subtle. The more I relisten to O&A the more I realize how funny Opie is, even if I couldn’t recite the specific jokes that made me laugh.

The Opster's attempts at humor mostly fell flat and often were outright painful. One time he tried to be funny by saying "I didn't do shit" really fast. He kept repeating it over the course of half an hour, just ruining the segment. When Opie tries to have a serious conversation, it's even worse, it's time to shut it off. I'm not a fan of Nana screaming about blacks and taxes either, but that doesn't change how shit Opie was on the show... Plus, he ripped on Fez to feel better about himself. I only knew mentally ill and mostly silent Fez, and I still think that guy provided so much more than Opie.

 

[BUBBLER]

The Opster's attempts at humor mostly fell flat and often were outright painful. One time he tried to be funny by saying "I didn't do shit" really fast. He kept repeating it over the course of half an hour, just ruining the segment. When Opie tries to have a serious conversation, it's even worse, it's time to shut it off. I'm not a fan of Nana screaming about blacks and taxes either, but that doesn't change how shit Opie was on the show... Plus, he ripped on Fez to feel better about himself. I only knew mentally ill and mostly silent Fez, and I still think that guy provided so much more than Opie.

Shaq balloon

 

[FingerofGod]

Can you remember a single thoughtful of interesting thing Opie ever said or added to a conversation?

Dude didn’t have a thought in his head other than Howard Stern.

He created the show and steered the ship, his job wasn’t to be the most interesting or funniest person in the room. I get why you hate him but even then you should give him some credit. In the age of shitty podcasts it became even more apparent how much an Opie-like figure is needed a lot of the time.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

He created the show and steered the ship, his job wasn’t to be the most interesting or funniest person in the room. I get why you hate him but even then you should give him some credit. In the age of shitty podcasts it became even more apparent how much an Opie-like figure is needed a lot of the time.

You have a good point but I’m responding to the idea that he is smarter than Jim and the pedo

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

Could I have been cooler....what? I've said it before and I'll say it again. The people who dislike me here are the people who listened to the Danny Sucks YouTube playlist, listened to 2 hours of Danny screaming at people and decided, hey this guys an asshole. 2 hours out of 9 years. I remember some douche calling the aftershow to complain, and I asked him straight up what I did that bothered him and he couldn't answer. Just like all of you. You saw somebody else say it, so you went with it. It's OK to admit that. Shit is older than the "Opie is a secret Chad" meme some of you still express as your character to this day.

@CuntFucker . is right. Shut your fucking face and be lucky I share anything with you.

I never had a problem with you but your lack of humility and abrasiveness is a bit grating.

 

[medium wyzzz]

I love when I can get you guys to suck Sam's dick just to hate on me a little bit more. Keep sucking, pal. lmao.

Typical Jew trickery

 

[Brooke Shields]

I'm a few pages behind, but kept seeing instances of nonsensical oxymorony like this:

I understand he's trying to say he gave up at some point, but it was just more Danny "I do EVERYTHING right and good. Everyone else is the reason things went bad!"

 

[Brooke Shields]

Talking smack behind the ignore button…actual forum fingered faggot

No offense Sue, using this ignore feature on you was one of the best decisions I've ever made, and I'm not being hyperbolic or goofy. I'll still read your posts if I think there's a chance the context is worth it, but also there's times like Oh I'm ignoring a post? Oh it was Sue post. Yeah might as well not

 

[BenDovid]

I'm a few pages behind, but kept seeing instances of nonsensical oxymorony like this:

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I understand he's trying to say he gave up at some point, but it was just more Danny "I do EVERYTHING right and good. Everyone else is the reason things went bad!"

I can see how the passage of time is a confusing concept for you. See there where it says "I was"? That means previously, or in the past. There are two words that are cool called "and then."

Some of you guys really reach for some hot nonsense just to try and "get" me on the smallest level. Weird shit. It so fucking odd that random ass listeners want to tell me how my own life went down. Like, you listened to 100 O&A hours so know you think you know shit? How does that even begin to work.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I can see how the passage of time is a confusing concept for you. See there where it says "I was"? That means previously, or in the past. There are two words that are cool called "and then."

Some of you guys really reach for some hot nonsense just to try and "get" me on the smallest level. Weird shit. It so fucking odd that random ass listeners want to tell me how my own life went down. Like, you listened to 100 O&A hours so know you think you know shit? How does that even begin to work.

yeah but ur a gay jew

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Why are we acting like that’s not exactly the kind of bit they’d do on the show and make an episode out of??

I don’t even see what’s funny about it. Danny is just a petty asshole. Bald too.