Lol my dad was the gritty reboot of Dan Connor.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I hope your dad fucks you to death wearing a Earl dinosaur suit (so he’s just your dad wearing nothing)
Shut the fuck up. Don't start with me, sport.
he ain't fat no more!
Didn’t mean to go after your fawkin pawps Abe. He’s a good one
What's your favorite treehouse of horror segment
I'm going to ignore the real question to say that there was a recent one that I liked. I'm a big time Charlie Brown/Peanuts mark. There was one where Milhouse is Linus and he's waiting for the Great Pumpkin. It appears and is initially friendly but then it sees people eating pumpkin pie and carving pumpkins, mutilating his people, and he pukes a bunch of pumpkin guts and freaks out.
But I like the one where they make Üter into üterbraten.
But I like the one where they make Üter into üterbraten.
There was a recent one where Homer became a cannibal but would only eat his own body parts. It was not only shit, but it was disturbing. And not in an entertaining way. Just "well I never want to watch that again".
My bad, I thought sucking cocks was a positive for this forum. I changed my vote
I broke my 30 minutes record of semen retention because of that perceived betrayal...
I think I actually made a whole post about that episode
Really? I want to read. I'll try to find.
EDIT: Nothing comes up for "homer" or "cannibal". Can you rewrite.
Would've been around Halloween. I watched all the Treehouses of Horror pretty much on a loop for most of October.
There was definitely a newer one that actually half-assed disturbed me and I said some shit and some stuff about it.
I have a headache from all the Werther's yesterdee.
I guess on a positive note, my head hurts too much to fly into an autistic rage. In public, anyway. If I fuck anything up today, even just minor shit, my dog's gonna hear about it.
I'm looking at the episode descriptions of recent episodes on wikipedia.
What the fuck is this lol
They did 5 segments instead of 3? Because it's not like they're short for time already. Retards.
Maybe to the untrained eye. But for a seasoned pro it's obvious that one is a fake dinosaur and one is a human being
I hate the new Simpsons writers so fucking much. I bet @Sue Lightning secretly writes for the show. They never watched it and hate it.