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Listen to how wacky he is in the bumpers.
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Bobby Kelly sucks and is ruining The Bonfire.
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Weak men produce weaker men, the kid probably hates him. They will get sick of him by the end of the year, they're just humoring him til the contract is up.
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the disdain in jays voice is hilarious
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On the latest The Regz Bobby said that his kid never swears and Luis said that he is constantly swearing and swearing at his parents, lol.
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I think Jay already is sick of him and knows that of all his fucking TERRIBLE choices for a cohost, Bobby was one of the worst. I can't stand Joe Derosa or Mike Finoia but they were considered for the show and they'd both do a way funnier show with Jay. I believe Derosa would make crew members quit though because he's a cunt.
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Well said and all true.
I’m glad this thread exists and I hope Bobby sees it somehow.
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He swore on the radio when he called to bitch about his mom lol. When Jay gave him shit he said something like "she's bein' a fuckin' jerk."
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A shoulderless cunt at that, he could actually work tho not for long as like you said he would fuck it up with his cuntyness
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Catching up on the recent episodes, Jay has started watching Justified.
"Dude, just wait until Rapaport shows up, he's fucking great."
Of course, Rapaport is usually talked about as the low point of the show by everyone that watched it.
It's kinda mind boggling that he manages to have worse taste than Jay.
"Dude, just wait until Rapaport shows up, he's fucking great."
Of course, Rapaport is usually talked about as the low point of the show by everyone that watched it.
It's kinda mind boggling that he manages to have worse taste than Jay.
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I wonder if the fat piece of shit knew he was wearing sneakers here or if he thought he put on his dress shoes, since he can’t see them.
He’s fat, get it.
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"Honey, just got a call from the house. Max made pup-pup and I gotta flush it down."
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Remember how excited he was for kick ass, he has always had bad taste.
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Bobby was good target practice for Colin Quinn over the phone on MySpace. The same way Derosa was a great punching bag for Bill Burr. However, they both always had that pathetic approval-chasing gene.
Recently, it was revealed by Danny Ross that all of Joe Derosa's TERRIBLE solo appearances on O&A were due to him caving to Derosa's pleas for airtime, and pitching him to Opie, who didn't want him. Dumbass Danny ruined easily weeks worth of O&A live shows for The DMAN with that little stunt.
Bobby is a damaged liar who is slightly more honest and humble when he's fat. When he is in shape (or thinks he's in shape) he just becomes an attention whore LIAR who makes shit up so people give him positive attention.
The DMAN regularly listens to Sometimes Colin Quinn on youtube... He just recently suffered through one solo Bob podcast where he cried for like 20 minutes because his gig was bad, and he saw that Gary Gulman had a MySpace Fan Club. It was actually so nauseating and sad that he kept going on in self-pity literally whining like a faggot that The DMAN caught himself shouting "ALRIGHT FAGGOT, WE GET IT"
Once on the phone with the owner of the Comedy Cellar, Bobby took credit for Colin Quinn deciding to return to comedy even though it had nothing to do with him, and he admitted he lied for no reason about it. He just wanted to involve himself.
Recently, it was revealed by Danny Ross that all of Joe Derosa's TERRIBLE solo appearances on O&A were due to him caving to Derosa's pleas for airtime, and pitching him to Opie, who didn't want him. Dumbass Danny ruined easily weeks worth of O&A live shows for The DMAN with that little stunt.
Bobby is a damaged liar who is slightly more honest and humble when he's fat. When he is in shape (or thinks he's in shape) he just becomes an attention whore LIAR who makes shit up so people give him positive attention.
The DMAN regularly listens to Sometimes Colin Quinn on youtube... He just recently suffered through one solo Bob podcast where he cried for like 20 minutes because his gig was bad, and he saw that Gary Gulman had a MySpace Fan Club. It was actually so nauseating and sad that he kept going on in self-pity literally whining like a faggot that The DMAN caught himself shouting "ALRIGHT FAGGOT, WE GET IT"
Once on the phone with the owner of the Comedy Cellar, Bobby took credit for Colin Quinn deciding to return to comedy even though it had nothing to do with him, and he admitted he lied for no reason about it. He just wanted to involve himself.
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Nothing more detestable to me than how fat people have to have every room the equivalent of a fucking polar bear cave because of all the blubber they have constantly overheating them
Let’s all freeze to death for this monster. Sounds fair
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Wast dat
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Bobby contantly brings up how he invented podcasts and that he had the first one, he's being completely serious about it.
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I still can't believe that Bobby is pure white and not pueto rican or mexican
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His pigmentation depends on the type of krill he eats.