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Oh shit I guess it’s time to just throw in the towel. I can’t fuck a 9 year old afghani kid.The top White man can go to Afghanistan
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Oh shit I guess it’s time to just throw in the towel. I can’t fuck a 9 year old afghani kid.The top White man can go to Afghanistan
Imagine if they decided to let a portion of it invest in an S&P index fund or some shit instead of treasuries that .gov and friends decided to push the interest rate down on for almost 15 years.Eh. It’s BECOME a boomer placation tool but it didn’t start that way. Started post Great Depression when the country realized “Oops we could all go broke and die, that’s not fun”.
Social security was actually pulling in more money than it was giving out for 20 years…then the boomers started retiring and drained it to borderline insolvency.
And they’re in a rut. To make it more solvent, you need to raise more taxes which boomers hate. Or you could reduce their SS benefits / eligibility, which boomers also hate. The end goal seems to just be to fund the boomers until they die and tell everyone younger “Oops they sucked it all up now you get nothing”
Or just run the administration on borrowing like everything else from the govt
Yes. And that doesn’t mean anything. The Federal Reserve is independent to try and ignore partisanship. We HAD a partisan Fed in the 60’s. LBJ literally stopped the Fed from changing interest rates to try and win an election and it fucked our economy. Their “interests” are ultimately in the US gov’s best interests despite being “independent” (basically in name and principle only)ok, I was with you upto this point (but I appreciate the legit discussion btw)... so I don't want to go straight conspiracy, but you must know the Fed isn't 'federal' / government, & is a private consortium with their own interests...
Of course the government is corrupt but i’m optimistic, or naive, on their abilities. Could we ever stop lobbying? No. Could we stop stock trading by congress? Maybe, but only after the old people there die off. The only reason lobbying works anyway is because the people allow it. Let me use an example.Seriously, do you think government can change this? Do you think people could vote-in people who wont be subject to lobbying cash? Or would they even have a meaningful campaign without that lobbying cash... Hey! everyone else is doing it... so I guess that's just the way it is!
I'm not ssaying I want revolution or even have a great idea, but admitting it's pretty corrupt & fucked seems like a start, no?
Step out of your ivory shower, Boq.The lowest White can travel to Japan and fuck the top Japanese woman. The Japanese woman would actually "throw" themselves at him.
The top White man can go to Afghanistan and no woman would want him, unless he said the shahada first and got approved by her dad.
Afghans are not mentally colonized, Japanese are. Women are the canary in the goldmine/weather pane. Always.
Mogadishu wasnt even founded by Somalis but ancient Arabs, "Maq'ad Al-Shah" (The Seat of the Shah) it only became Somali after the 1200s when Somali Ajuuran empire took over it. It was the "jewel of the Indian Ocean" well into the 1970s, people used to go there to honeymoon.A couple of dumb anecdotes:
Some pics of Mogadishu from "Black Hawk Down," compared to what it's actually like:
- My wife nearly got trapped in South Africa during the pandemic. She does the same work that I do (I.T. consulting) and she had a week long gig scheduled at a company in South Africa. She was sweating bullets because she heard all the horror stories about the security situation in the country, and wasn't thrilled to go there, but she doesn't get to choose where the work is. It was literally the week that the pandemic kicked into 5th gear, and it was "up in the air" whether she'd have to go. Eventually, her job canceled the trip. The flight she was scheduled to take, it flew all the way to South Africa, something like twenty hours. Then it landed in SA, sat on the tarmac for a few hours, and turned around. I can't even IMAGINE how miserable it would be, to be stuck on a plane for something like 45 hours continuously. Even worse, if the lockdowns had begun a week later, she may have got "stuck" in Africa. :O
- "Blackhawk Down" made Africa look like a disgusting infernal shithole. Hot, dirty, dusty, grimy, awful. Then one day I pulled up some pictures of where the movie was... and it's really nice. It's hot-ish, but no worse than any southern state in the U.S. Which begs the question: if a group of people has been living in a place with really nice weather and abundant resources for THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS what is stopping them from getting their shit together?
The average temperature in their hottest month is 85, and their average temperature in their coldest month is 72.
I can't imagine 45 hours. It's 11 hours to Greece and I am at my wit's end by hour 9A couple of dumb anecdotes:
Some pics of Mogadishu from "Black Hawk Down," compared to what it's actually like:
- My wife nearly got trapped in South Africa during the pandemic. She does the same work that I do (I.T. consulting) and she had a week long gig scheduled at a company in South Africa. She was sweating bullets because she heard all the horror stories about the security situation in the country, and wasn't thrilled to go there, but she doesn't get to choose where the work is. It was literally the week that the pandemic kicked into 5th gear, and it was "up in the air" whether she'd have to go. Eventually, her job canceled the trip. The flight she was scheduled to take, it flew all the way to South Africa, something like twenty hours. Then it landed in SA, sat on the tarmac for a few hours, and turned around. I can't even IMAGINE how miserable it would be, to be stuck on a plane for something like 45 hours continuously. Even worse, if the lockdowns had begun a week later, she may have got "stuck" in Africa. :O
- "Blackhawk Down" made Africa look like a disgusting infernal shithole. Hot, dirty, dusty, grimy, awful. Then one day I pulled up some pictures of where the movie was... and it's really nice. It's hot-ish, but no worse than any southern state in the U.S. Which begs the question: if a group of people has been living in a place with really nice weather and abundant resources for THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF YEARS what is stopping them from getting their shit together?
The average temperature in their hottest month is 85, and their average temperature in their coldest month is 72.
Their “interests” are ultimately in the US gov’s best interests despite being “independent” (basically in name and principle only)
AWW! stay that way - I'm not even being condescending (not deliberately anyway), the world needs optimistic people. I'm probably too jaded.Of course the government is corrupt but i’m optimistic, or naive
Nice persecution complex, stupid.2-When Ethiopia became Commie...Siad's Commie daddy (USSR) flipped on him and sided with Ethiopia, because, you can be atheist, you can sing the praises of the red book bla bla, but in the end, to the world you're just a Muslim and the cryptos and demons in the Moscow establishment prefer Christian Ethiopia to Somalis. So he tried to get help from Jimmy Carter, but ofcourse USA only give lip service to its African allies.
That would be you, fake Christianster.Nice persecution complex, stupid.
I never claimed to follow any religion. Honestly, I'm starting to doubt your mad doxxing skillz.That would be you, fake Christianster.
You're a nobody, do I even engage you? Be honest.I never claimed to follow any religion. Honestly, I'm starting to doubt your mad doxxing skillz.
Mogadishu wasnt even founded by Somalis but ancient Arabs, "Maq'ad Al-Shah" (The Seat of the Shah) it only became Somali after the 1200s when Somali Ajuuran empire took over it. It was the "jewel of the Indian Ocean" well into the 1970s, people used to go there to honeymoon.
Somalia collapsed because:
1- Siad Barre was a communist atheist, who was still a tribalist scumbag at heart. He saw Haile Selassie get overthrown and wanted to take advantage of the chaos to bring in millions of Ogadens and other Darods (his mum was Ogaden) into his bloc, and used some fake "Pan-Somalism" veneer to mask it. So in 1977 Somalia invaded Ethiopia.
2-When Ethiopia became Commie...Siad's Commie daddy (USSR) flipped on him and sided with Ethiopia, because, you can be atheist, you can sing the praises of the red book bla bla, but in the end, to the world you're just a Muslim and the cryptos and demons in the Moscow establishment prefer Christian Ethiopia to Somalis. So he tried to get help from Jimmy Carter, but ofcourse USA only give lip service to its African allies.
3-When he lost the war, he had to placate the fleeing Ogadens facing Ethiopian wrath, so he settled them in Northern Somalia, places belonging to Isaaq (who he hated and who dominated the commercial spheres and had all the networks with the west/Arab world etc, 80% of Somali exports like livestock was from the North and he stripped Isaaq businessmen from their exporting license...which spelled his doom.
4 1991 the Cold War ended, so balance of power ended and ofcourse USA came to settle scores and pursue its Agenda21 goals by culling undesireable groups (Who are capable of rival reality-generation) so the fates of Somalis, Sudanese, Yugoslavs, Iraqis, was sealed just based on their location/potentials etc.
5 1991, Allah punished Siad Barre's progeny with perpetual chaos, terrorism, tribal-warfare, piracy, you name it...meanwhile ONE peace conference in Borama in 1991, we had a peace and reconciliation with the Somalis in our realm, and bam...declared independence and Somaliland is literally safer than Minnesota today
Canada needs me more than I need it, coproster.So why are you living in Canada? Move back
Yes, you do, right now.You're a nobody, do I even engage you? Be honest.
Unless Canada smells too good, I don't see any need for you there. You don't even work.Canada needs me more than I need it, coproster.
Just fly to Spain then take a yacht the rest of the way, like I do, genius.I can't imagine 45 hours. It's 11 hours to Greece and I am at my wit's end by hour 9
Projection againUnless Canada smells too good, I don't see any need for you there. You don't even work.
You waste your time on here for the most part.Canada needs me more than I need it, coproster.
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