Sure I can. Please don't confuse my jokes with trying to make a serious point, it's vulgah.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Birthday! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
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Jenna Ortega has progeria.
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Hey now, let's not say things we can't take back
I don't find this amusing. I want to...because of the pain I feel inside about how creepy this is. But I don't.
Nothing to see here
Happy 21st birthday to the sweetest, prettiest, most talented actress that ever existed!!!
Jenna is celebrating her birthday in Paris, because it's fashion week so a style icon like her must be front and center:
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Note the less important actresses surrounding the important one. You have 2-time WNBA MVP Elizabeth Debecki, Ungrateful Snow White, space alien Anya Taylor-Joy and even Harvey's fucktoy Jennifer Lawrence, who gets mogged horribly when in the same frame as Jenna:
You'd think with all her Hunger Games money she could afford a better plastic surgeon, but whatevs. We're all about love, getting drunk in Paris and trying to hide it from the paparazzi!
Also here's a cryptic instagram video of her mauling a kiwi. What does it mean? That's between me and Josh Moon.
95% white, hates white people, also celebrates in Europe. Go celebrate in Juarez
Can Jena step aside so I can see who you’re talking about
Nice neg nigga
But I'm passively rooting against the forum at this point. It's still good for big events like Patrick failing to get a TRO on Dan, but otherwise this place has become a predictable circlejerk.
It's become the John & Jeff Show. We're 200 posters who think Jews and blacks are evil! We're 200 posters who think Ade should have waited longer to get married! We're 200 posters who think More Worser is losing his hair! Jenna takes a little break, of course Dougie finds some new target and 200 posters clap like seals. Yay we can make fun of him now!
You want me to delete the Jenna account and come back as another drone? Waiting to get permission from the popular kids before I call More Worser an insane faggot? Worrying about my social standing? There's enough unfunny kiwi refugees already doing that bit.
Happy Birthday, Abe!!
God bless you, sport. This means the world to me.
You have my blessing.
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This is why you snitch on all the best users
200? LOL
That's an O&A reference, Boq.
tbh, fuck O&A...I cant even listen to nana for 10 seconds now, and I was ALWAYS patronizing Gregg.
and the O&A references shit is dead, you think Im here to LARP. Dan Mullen is superior to the people who were clowning him and so is Patrick besides the people he loses to in court.
200 middle aged clapping seals. (And one geriatric lonely old hag who wants to "hang" and share some comraderie with said seals).
Enjoy it. Truly... your little petty communal-jokes.Naturally
A cripple interloped and laughed with (and at) y'all. You can never and will never pull off the same. Everything about me is beautiful and multifaceted and quaint...everything about you is an obsolete, stale, dying and "foul" relic.
