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Big Bro is TIRED and ready to RELAX with little BRO and SIS in SC!
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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He needs a vacation from being poor and self reliant
Are you going to shove your hand down their underwear when they are sleep and say it was "moths" or you do that to the kids now?
Joseph Colleen Cumia you sick dumb fucking leech cull yourself COW!
Joseph Colleen Cumia you sick dumb fucking leech cull yourself COW!
Aka
Seven gigs? That’s like ten hours of “work” over four days, vacation well earned!
Im sure he wont use this as a chance to corner ant and ask for more money.
LOL "gigs". Sitting on a stool, braying along with his iPad. And even that's too much for the flabby old cow.
100% - he’s gonna bitch how he’s killing himself at his age to play these couple “gigs” a week that make next to nothing.
Crusty Joann
Joe is in his 60s but deserves a break?
Actually - walk the line was about Cash trying to be faithful to his first wife which didn’t happen since they divorced.
Joe is in his 60s but deserves a break?
Actually - walk the line was about Cash trying to be faithful to his first wife which didn’t happen since they divorced.
Can she just give the cow a dry handjob with those old lady mitts in the parking lot already?
It'd be nice how much they seem to love eachother and want to spend time together if I didn't know for a fact that Anthony is just The Bank Of Cumia and there weren't so many pictures of them both uncontrollably groping their sister.
ME: "Why are there so many photos of you and Anthony grabbing your sister's tits?"
Joe: "Because she has great tits."
Actual Brother Joe quote.
ME: "Why are there so many photos of you and Anthony grabbing your sister's tits?"
Joe: "Because she has great tits."
Actual Brother Joe quote.
Also, do we think Joe's wheeling Carol down there with him or does she stay behind with a list of chores from Joe to be completed upon his return?
I wonder how Carol feels about Crusty Joann always lurking on Facebook.
They're probably friends. They're obviously both past-it hair metal whores who aren't above banging a retard in a cover band. I remember one time my one gf befriended my other ex, seemingly just to make my life awkward. They were both at my place one time and the one I wasn't dating at the time said some shit like "We all know what Abe's penis looks like anyway." and they just had a loff about it. If I managed to somehow befriend a dude who fucked my chick and he was like "we all know what your girlfriend's twat looks like" I'd cut their fucking eyes out on the spot.
Would ya?