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FHe’s already been EXTREMELY homophobic towards me, attacking me specifically because i’m gay! He is worse than Nobacon. Smh…literal nazi.
If Nobacon believes everybody who doesnt like him is a pedo jew, you believe everybody who doesn’t like you is part of the altright nazis. You guys have the same delusions but flipped.
Do you still need me in the thread? Just send another DM if you doGot his ass.
It's just a coincidence that if you ever say anything bad about NoBacon, within minutes the posters who are habitually here come out of the woodwork. 5'9 is a normal height for a guy! BMI is flawed and you can't call me fat!
Word-for-word the same argument Patrick uses when people call him fat. I'm not fat, it's all muscle, the BMI lied to you, child.
Sounds like she has a typeHe was an unemployed lazybones that chose eating junk food and building toy models all day over getting a job and working.
There's a reason she moved on so fast...
Yup, that's why she finally settled down with a guy that repairs ski lifts for a living in a state that only has 2 ski lifts. She's a very smart lady that knows what she wants.Sounds like she has a type
Harry suggested that he himself is 5'9. He said it in a humorous way, without picking a side. You're too deep into your feuds if you didn't notice that despite having a functioning sense of humor.It's just a coincidence that if you ever say anything bad about NoBacon, within minutes the posters who are habitually here come out of the woodwork. 5'9 is a normal height for a guy! BMI is flawed and you can't call me fat!
Word-for-word the same argument Patrick uses when people call him fat. I'm not fat, it's all muscle, the BMI lied to you, child.
MY MOTHERFUCKING INTUITION!Really? Where’s this from?
A "linger longer" would have sufficedHarry suggested that he himself is 5'9. He said it in a humorous way, without picking a side. You're too deep into your feuds if you didn't notice that despite having a functioning sense of humor.
No. Needed more words.A "linger longer" would have sufficed
Harry suggested that he himself is 5'9. He said it in a humorous way, without picking a side. You're too deep into your feuds if you didn't notice that despite having a functioning sense of humor.
We are all sensitive. Except for The DMAN.Harry, who we know is a DM BFF of NoBacon, always shows up within minutes to do the same "hahaha guys but seriously NoBacon's a good guy and we shouldn't ever make fun of him" spiel.
Stop running Public Relations for other sensitive posters who want to do all the bullying but never get bullied themselves.
You are a fucking weird faggotHarry, who we know is a DM BFF of NoBacon, always shows up within minutes to do the same "hahaha guys but seriously NoBacon's a good guy and we shouldn't ever make fun of him" spiel.
Stop running Public Relations for other sensitive posters who want to do all the bullying but never get bullied themselves.
I was defending 5’9” as a height because that’s how tall I am, funster. Hence why I ended the post with a snnniiiiifff. I’m sorry you’re so stupid and didn’t understand, I can’t help you.It's just a coincidence that if you ever say anything bad about NoBacon, within minutes the posters who are habitually here come out of the woodwork. 5'9 is a normal height for a guy! BMI is flawed and you can't call me fat!
Word-for-word the same argument Patrick uses when people call him fat. I'm not fat, it's all muscle, the BMI lied to you, child.
Harry, who we know is a DM BFF of NoBacon, always shows up within minutes to do the same "hahaha guys but seriously NoBacon's a good guy and we shouldn't ever make fun of him" spiel.
Stop running Public Relations for other sensitive posters who want to do all the bullying but never get bullied themselves.
Them short kangs be sticking together, yo...Harry, who we know is a DM BFF of NoBacon, always shows up within minutes to do the same "hahaha guys but seriously NoBacon's a good guy and we shouldn't ever make fun of him" spiel.
Stop running Public Relations for other sensitive posters who want to do all the bullying but never get bullied themselves.
Harry, who we know is a DM BFF of NoBacon, always shows up within minutes to do the same "hahaha guys but seriously NoBacon's a good guy and we shouldn't ever make fun of him" spiel.
Stop running Public Relations for other sensitive posters who want to do all the bullying but never get bullied themselves.
My estimation of Harry as a man just fucking plummeted.I was defending 5’9” as a height because that’s how tall I am, funster.
I’ve actually taken a very neutral stance during your entire feud, Jennaster, as my rib history will attest to.
I’m sure I called you a jewster or something that pissed you off at some point, but it was simply breaking balls, if it hit a sore spot or whatever that’s on you.
The one time you fired some shots at me I replied, but I’ve never thrown the first punch funster, only the final one. Await the knock.
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