🚨 AUGUST 24th, FUNSTERS. BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW!! 🚨

[Beavis]

I can't wait until this become an entire Pat themed convention. The costume ideas are endless

I’ll be wearing a brewers jersey that’s one size too small.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I’ll be wearing a brewers jersey that’s one size too small.

Will Brewers be in Spanish by chance so you can pander to people who upon seeing you immediately think “Gordo Gringo Maricon”?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

So, a sad update... Gosia talked me out of it.

I was seriously looking at plane tickets, just for consideration, and she gave me that look of disappointment. You know the one, we've all been given it by a woman at least once.

What if the flight is delayed back, she asked. The band would kill me, my management would kill me, and she would kill me. Not to mention, per her words, "If you flew me out to Milwaukee, I'd just pray for the plane to crash into the ocean first."

Some people can't roll with the bit.

Phil Collins wouldn't take that shit! He'd never have done Live Aid on two continents in one day with that attitude.

 

[DMbA]

So, a sad update... Gosia talked me out of it.

I was seriously looking at plane tickets, just for consideration, and she gave me that look of disappointment. You know the one, we've all been given it by a woman at least once.

What if the flight is delayed back, she asked. The band would kill me, my management would kill me, and she would kill me. Not to mention, per her words, "If you flew me out to Milwaukee, I'd just pray for the plane to crash into the ocean first."

Some people can't roll with the bit.

"Edit: I didn't go"

 

[FurBurger]

Pat picking up highway garbage under court ordered community service on video would be a fantastic bit. Sopping with sweat, breathless from movement, telling every other trash picker the story of Owen.

Do they still do the highway trash bit or is that only in tv shows ?

Why yes, I believe that they do:

Department of CorrecTions - CommuniTy CorrecTions - General Information
The court may also order you to pay a fine, court costs, or attorney fees, perform community service work, pay restitution to the victim, or pay supervision fees.

Wisconsin Court System - Community Service Programs
These programs allow judges to impose community service in lieu of jail time and/or fines in certain cases involving minor offenses. It is considered a positive means of working with offenders and improving the community at the same time.

Pat'll love that. Outdoors, fresh air, honest work; as long as he can control his natural urge to snuffle for truffles it'll be great.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Pat'll love that. Outdoors, fresh air, honest work; as long as he can control his natural urge to snuffle for truffles it'll be great.

Rick winning a shootout against the MPD is more likely than him showing up for that shit. They'll have to hogtie him.

 

[guest]

Remember Milwaukee gave Dahmer a year of work release for drugging and molesting a child. Don't expect do much from these retards.

 

[Africa.com]

I'm gonna start a crystal meth and house music diet, and dress up as Brinton Resto

 

[RickReternal]

Rick winning a shootout against the MPD is more likely than him showing up for that shit. They'll have to hogtie him.

Your mouth to God’s ears.

 

[Petworth dude]

At least he had a job

He also wasn't fat, despite his questionable dietary choices.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Has anyone reserved crying Japanese man yet?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

FAWK, I might have to find a way to get to this. There’s a real chance Rick could get hauled away if he actually shows up to this hearing.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

In light of recent news, flight prices to Milwaukee have skyrocketed. This is now the hottest ticket in the American air space. Boeing Execs are LOVING the new direction of da show.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Hey Rick, just so you don't forget:

Time since Aug 24, 2023 10:00 am started in Milwaukee

Counting time since Aug 24, 2023 10:00 am. Showing days, hours, minutes and seconds counting up

www.timeanddate.com

Await the trial, debtor. Quietly is key.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I'll bring the party snacks and vuvuzelas.

 

[WheelchairFred]

I'm going Team Pat on this one, I'll be outside the courthouse with my sign:

"I've got your six. And I'm really fucking cranky."