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WifeStoreWill

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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PorqueDealer said:
Are will still going in cosplay?
I've got the slurm tshirt, flip flops with bottle opener and the spring training cap.
Having trouble with the fake pregnancy belly though - any ideas?
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Inflatable Sumo Wrestling Fat Costume Halloween Cosplay Blow Up Fancy Suit,Adult and Children Size https://a.co/d/4rAQS6y

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UnPRePared

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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So, a sad update... Gosia talked me out of it.

I was seriously looking at plane tickets, just for consideration, and she gave me that look of disappointment. You know the one, we've all been given it by a woman at least once.

What if the flight is delayed back, she asked. The band would kill me, my management would kill me, and she would kill me. Not to mention, per her words, "If you flew me out to Milwaukee, I'd just pray for the plane to crash into the ocean first."

Some people can't roll with the bit.
 
Meownaw

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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UnPRePared said:
So, a sad update... Gosia talked me out of it.

I was seriously looking at plane tickets, just for consideration, and she gave me that look of disappointment. You know the one, we've all been given it by a woman at least once.

What if the flight is delayed back, she asked. The band would kill me, my management would kill me, and she would kill me. Not to mention, per her words, "If you flew me out to Milwaukee, I'd just pray for the plane to crash into the ocean first."

Some people can't roll with the bit.
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Tell her this ain't your show!
 
kingship75

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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Niki said:
I will be there. Im lovin the picket bit, suits only ofc to dispel the "mothers basement" image pat puts on us.
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UnPRePared said:
I called her a suka because that's what she was!



I even told her it's fucking America - what's the likelihood I'll run into the one fan in Milwaukee who actually bought "Calling All Stations"? But...

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I’d ask for an autograph if only for your performance of Mama, Ray. We’re here.
 
Uncle Anthony Cumia

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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UnPRePared said:
So, a sad update... Gosia talked me out of it.

I was seriously looking at plane tickets, just for consideration, and she gave me that look of disappointment. You know the one, we've all been given it by a woman at least once.

What if the flight is delayed back, she asked. The band would kill me, my management would kill me, and she would kill me. Not to mention, per her words, "If you flew me out to Milwaukee, I'd just pray for the plane to crash into the ocean first."

Some people can't roll with the bit.
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This ain’t your show Gosia! Now torch the fucking place!
 
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