APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 5: Civil War at the California Quash SmackDown

[BakersfieldChimp]

What is elizabeth-clarke.net?

A big fat website.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I admire his ability to track and tag a reference to every single insult

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

@SpaceEdge - there's obviously a lot here, but I find the interaction between Pat and the Cumias prior to the sub being aware of Pat interesting. What's your opinion of what brought Pat to the subs attention?

Do you think it's just a coincidence?

Do you think that Ant had his ball washers push him on the sub?

Do you think Ant/Joe directly sicced the sub on Pat through burner accounts to fuck with Pat and distract the subreddit's attention away from themselves?

I'm guessing that you don't know for certain one way or the other, but I gotta think you have an opinion

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

A big fat website.

But what is the source of that ip list? Why did all the scamps get referred from elizabeth-clark?

 

[peckafacce]

I admire his ability to track and tag a reference to every single insult

What else is he going to do? It's not like he has a job

 

[guest]

It's such a peek into Pat's psyche that he wanted it so badly to be Boykin. He's got actual masculine features, a masculine job. He's in all likelihood an actual alpha male, so Rick needed desperately for him the be the face of us. This whole saga really does boil down to the femmy fat kid lashing out at the jocks.

That's the way I reconcile Rick in my mind. He was the kid we threw out in the snow before gym and found after freezing cold and crying, fucking loser.

 

[Hoolies]

"I'm afraid that's evidence now, missy," Patrick S. Tomlinson slaps on nitrile gloves, then bags 'n' tags a printout of himself blowing the Trumpster.

 

[Will Tate]

Who the fuck could possibly live in Sommerville Massachusetts? What a dummy no one lives there.

Kehd, Summahville's nuttin but niggahs in Cambodians, dude. My guy Rawby gut a handjob from nis gook at Davis Spa dis one time, he said it was wicked pissah dude.

 

[Harry Powell]

@SpaceEdge - there's obviously a lot here, but I find the interaction between Pat and the Cumias prior to the sub being aware of Pat interesting. What's your opinion of what brought Pat to the subs attention?

Do you think it's just a coincidence?

Do you think that Ant had his ball washers push him on the sub?

Do you think Ant/Joe directly sicced the sub on Pat through burner accounts to fuck with Pat and distract the subreddit's attention away from themselves?

I'm guessing that you don't know for certain one way or the other, but I gotta think you have an opinion

The guy lives on Twitter and so did Groomia. It’s like 6 degrees of Kevin bacon. The Cumias aren’t that cunning.

 

[RobertMewler]

"Currently been working on the riots so not a lot is being addressed at this time"

- Chad Milwaukee cop who swiftly placed Pig on the Pay No Mind List.

 

[guest]

Apostlegate is a hilarious expose on the stupidity of modern "educated" people.
everyones good at googling and regurgitating and being gossipy little girdies but, have zero self awareness or critical thought.

Mainly, I pretty much lost my shit when Anna merlin, in replying to the mole when he told her the forum thinks the SFWA hosts pedos,....
"Pedophiles??? that's some real Qanon shit!"

Exemplifies the mind of the npc/smoothbrain/midwit/normie whatever you want to call it, this bitch and most people like her just "connect the dots" using whatever information that has been purposely pushed on them through twitter/kike media outlets.
#trustthescience

just a fucking retard, she is

You just encapsulated the entire world we live in perfectly. Google makes people think they're one step from omnipotent. When I was a kid I used the Almanac daily to get facts on nations, population, life expectancy, etc, I had teachers get populations of major countries wrong by 50,60,70, 150, 200 percent, in both directions. Back then you knew a retard and know it all by their inability to get accurate data, now they use well known corrupted data and everybody agrees.

 

[RobertMewler]

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Ribs. Has Mew done anything other than post his social blade, make creations from the lappening, and call him fat online? It must really get under the pig's skin that a woman mocks him and he can't do a thing about it.

I was named as a Doe in a bona fide legal document for posting something like, "Don't forget to mark others' reviews as helpful."

See, I was part of Quaaaanspiracy.. spiracy.. spiracy..

 

[Clint Ruin]

@SpaceEdge - there's obviously a lot here, but I find the interaction between Pat and the Cumias prior to the sub being aware of Pat interesting. What's your opinion of what brought Pat to the subs attention?

Do you think it's just a coincidence?

Do you think that Ant had his ball washers push him on the sub?

Do you think Ant/Joe directly sicced the sub on Pat through burner accounts to fuck with Pat and distract the subreddit's attention away from themselves?

I'm guessing that you don't know for certain one way or the other, but I gotta think you have an opinion

I can say with confidence, that's not the case. It was completely boredom waiting for the next cumia meltdown.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Hahaha those are obviously Patrick voicemails. "Do you like SCARY MOVIES, FATRICK??"

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I was named as a Doe in a bona fide legal document for posting something like, "Don't forget to mark others' reviews as helpful."

See, I was part of Quaaaanspiracy.. spiracy.. spiracy..

Given the way Rick law is ever changing, I’d imagine felony doll making is passed a death sentence. Lifelong torture and Jewish brain rewiring at the half hovel is in your future, child.

 

[guest]

When I was a kid I used the Almanac daily to get facts

Never change, dude. This is the greatest bit account ever.

 

[guest]

I'm going to give this another read through before I mention my favorite bits, but hot damn SpaceEdge, what a flawless victory...

 

[Hoolies]

But what is the source of that ip list? Why did all the scamps get referred from elizabeth-clark?

She was an OG Pat defender with a blog, I assume those 290 brothermen were there by pure happenstance and didn't leave comments implying she's hefty and has sideburns.

 

[Clint Ruin]

She was an OG Pat defender with a blog, I assume those 290 brothermen were there by pure happenstance and didn't leave comments implying she's hefty and has sideburns.

Perhaps a not-so-pretty little psycho

 

[ConsumerGeekazoid]

God, that folder of "evidence" is basically an ona forums highlight reel. I've been laughing my balls off reading through it for the past half-hour.

Somebody smarter than me needs to take all of those and put them to music. This is truly hilarious